Meet Eric Ebron. Tight end for the Detroit Lions and best example of a true Detroit Lion since Titus Young. He believes the 0-3 Lions are actually great.
We know nothing of the Detroit Lions this year, but we managed to dredge up someone who does. He’s a salty bastard, but here’s your Detroit Lions preview.
Detroit Lions safety Glover Quin, a scholarly individual if there ever was one, knows why Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson got hurt. God said so.
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford married girlfriend Kelly Hall back in April. We’re just getting their wedding video now, though. It’s brotastic!
Want to own a piece of Detroit sports history? Then this urinal once pissed in and signed by Lions great Barry Sanders is for you! The perfect metaphor.
If you’re in need of a laugh on this glorious weekend, we’ll remind you that you need look no further than that football team in Michigan. The Detroit Lions, forever a joke.
Butterball, or Matthew Stafford if you prefer, made sure to live up to his bro status even at his wedding. Thusly, he made our Matthew Stafford joke for us.
Some idiots in Detroit have purchased billboards for soon-to-be former Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. They make zero sense. These Ndamukong Suh billboards are the dumbest.
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh in Green Bay? Suh is a free agent, but the idea seems preposterous to us. Well, not to this clearly insane guy.
Butterball is getting married in April! If you’ve ever wondered what an NFL quarterback has on his wedding registry, here’s your answer. What should we buy Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall?
Here’s another example of what a turd Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is. During the week 17 game with the Packers, he wanted to fight T.J. Lang.
Once the proud home of the Detroit Lions (and Wrestlemania III), the Pontiac Silverdome is now a ruinous pile of rumble. Have a look inside what’s left.
Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.
Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.
Ah, Ndamukong Suh has a totally legitimate excuse for stepping on Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week. We know you can’t wait to hear what it is. Enjoy!
Human pile of feces Ndamukong Suh will indeed be playing this weekend, after the NFL overturned his suspension for intentionally stepping on Aaron Rodgers.
Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh's suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.
The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!
Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.
If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.