Chicago Bears

Here’s Where a Chicago Bears Player Tells the Fans Off

Lamarr Houston tells Bears fans off

Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.

Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves

Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!

Chicago Bears Already Planning Championship Parade

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.

Why the Chicago Bears Suck

Chicago Bears meme

The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

The Bears Were After Mike Neal

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.

Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

Matt Forte

Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Jared Allen: Obviously Not Concerned About Winning

Jared Allen fucks sheep

Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!

Here’s a Chicago Bears Fan Burning his Julius Peppers Jersey

Chicago Bears fan burns Julius Peppers jersey

They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.

Julius Peppers Drank in Lambeau Field

Julius Peppers signs with the Packers

Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.

Packers Backup QB Plan: Josh McCown?

Josh McCown

The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Great Tweets About the Chicago Bears

Randall Cobb wins it for the Green Bay Packers

People had plenty to say about the Chicago Bears meltdown against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Here are some of our favorite reactions. Plus, Tecmo Bowl!

Six More Thoughts on Packers Win Over the Bears

Sad Brandon Marshall

Here’s another look at the Green Bay Packers 33-28 win over the Chicago Bears, including thoughts on Chris Conte, Tramon Williams, Sam Shields and Nick Perry.

Relive the Glory of the Green Bay Packers’ Final Touchdown

Aaron Rodgers to Randall Cobb

You know how it ended, but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to watch the Green Bay Packers’ final touchdown to beat the Chicago Bears again and again. Here you go.

Here Are Some Cool Stats About Packers vs. Bears

Packers vs. Bears

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears. NFC North. Greatest rivalry of all time. Here are some cool stats about Packers vs. Bears.

Here Are Two Drunk Chicago Bears Fans in a Foot Race and… FAIL!

Chicago Bears fan foot race

The Chicago Bears are awful and their fans are drunk. At least these guys. And they’re having a drunken foot race, which ends about like you would imagine.

Five More Thoughts on the Packers Loss to the Bears

Brandon Marshall and Alshon Jeffery celebrate against the Packers

Looking back at the Green Bay Packers loss to the Chicago Bears on Monday night, here are five more thoughts or, a bunch of guys who really sucked balls.

Packers Lose to Bears in Embarrassing Fashion

Aaron Rodgers goes down

Hey, the Green Bay Packers will be just fine without Aaron Rodgers, right? Nope. They showed that in dropping a turd against the Chicago Bears on Monday night.

Here Are Your Chicago Bears Memes

Chicago Bears meme

The Green Bay Packers meet the Chicago Bears on Monday. That means it’s time to dust off these Chicago Bears memes, as well as the greatest play in Packers history.