The super amazing Jared Allen era is over in Chicago. The Bears have shipped Allen to the Carolina Panthers and in doing so, signaled that they’re giving up.
The Chicago Bears sank to 0-3 on Sunday after getting shut out by the Seattle Seahawks. Not surprisingly, Bears fans are already walking out on the season.
Look out, Green Bay Packers! Vic Fangio is the new defensive sheriff in Chicago and you know what that means! Prepare to get worked just like you used to!
Who’s picking the Chicago Bears over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday? Not many people, but a couple notables. Notables that you probably already hate.
Hey, it’s time to take a look at the Chicago Bears, who are probably going to be awful. Since we don’t know jack about the Bears, we brought in an expert.
Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they’re going to be better in 2015. Well, Jared Allen thinks they’re still going to suck.
Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy has a message for Chicago. His team is going to kick your team’s ass. Naturally, Bears fans are angry and won’t take it!
Chicago Bears fans will certainly tell you otherwise, but one outlet has the team from the Windy City as the worst in the NFL, this season. Could it be?
Well, not really. But this headline does proclaim the Chicago Bears are Stanley Cup champions. That’s probably as close as they’ll get to a trophy for a while.
Who still sucks? The Chicago Bears, in case you forgot. This video of Matt Forte arguing with some local TV hack will remind you of that fact. Bear down!
The Chicago Bears have signed Jacquizz Rodgers, which should complete this year’s Super Bowl-quality roster. He wants to Quizz on your face! No lie.
The Chicago Bears signed safety Antrel Rolle this week and we were all real impressed. We’re even more impressed after hearing Rolle’s reason for signing.
The Chicago Bears have decided to trade receiver Brandon Marshall to the New York Jets. Apparently, the Bears believe they have too much talent. Totally logical.
The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?
Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.
Chicago Bears fans really are the cream of the crop. They showed it again on NFC Championship weekend by getting creative to support the Seattle Seahawks. You’ll never believe what an awesome job they did either.
The Chicago Bears have gone and gotten themselves a coach. He is Denver Broncos garbage John Fox, who will now get to lose to the Packers twice a year.
Chicago Bears Martellus Bennett and Kyle Long are fighting on Twitter because one of them unfollowed the other. These seems fairly emblematic, doesn’t it?
We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!
The Chicago Bears can only think of what might have been. Thanks to former GM Phil Emery, the Bears were a dysfunctional mess from day one of his tenure.