Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher suddenly has a full head of hair and is pitching hair restoration. Not very metal, bro. Not very Brolacher.
Chicago Bears linebacker Pernell McPhee is single-handedly trying to breath some life back into the Packers-Bears rivalry. And for that, we applaud him.
This is what happens when you suck, Green Bay Packers. Go ahead and take a nice long look and drink it in, losers! It’s the Chicago Bears living it up!
What’s this? A Chicago Bears player actually expressing dislike for the Green Bay Packers? We like it! Let’s get some of that hatred back in this rivalry!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka ditched the Green Bay Packers sweater and the Packers won, thus ending the Curse of Ditka. Just in time for the Bears!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka put on a Green Bay Packers sweater and the Packers haven’t won a game since. Why, it’s obviously the curse of Mike Ditka!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka recently wore a Green Bay Packers sweater in a commercial. Bears fans did not approve. Well, Ditka has a message for them.
The Chicago Bears released defensive tackle Jay Ratliff this week and then they called the cops. Why? We’ll let you decide when you’re done laughing.
Bruce Gaston’s tenure with the Green Bay Packers is over. The Chicago Bears have signed the defensive lineman off the Packers’ practice squad.
The super amazing Jared Allen era is over in Chicago. The Bears have shipped Allen to the Carolina Panthers and in doing so, signaled that they’re giving up.
The Chicago Bears sank to 0-3 on Sunday after getting shut out by the Seattle Seahawks. Not surprisingly, Bears fans are already walking out on the season.
Look out, Green Bay Packers! Vic Fangio is the new defensive sheriff in Chicago and you know what that means! Prepare to get worked just like you used to!
Who’s picking the Chicago Bears over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday? Not many people, but a couple notables. Notables that you probably already hate.
Hey, it’s time to take a look at the Chicago Bears, who are probably going to be awful. Since we don’t know jack about the Bears, we brought in an expert.
Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they’re going to be better in 2015. Well, Jared Allen thinks they’re still going to suck.
Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy has a message for Chicago. His team is going to kick your team’s ass. Naturally, Bears fans are angry and won’t take it!
Chicago Bears fans will certainly tell you otherwise, but one outlet has the team from the Windy City as the worst in the NFL, this season. Could it be?
Well, not really. But this headline does proclaim the Chicago Bears are Stanley Cup champions. That’s probably as close as they’ll get to a trophy for a while.
Who still sucks? The Chicago Bears, in case you forgot. This video of Matt Forte arguing with some local TV hack will remind you of that fact. Bear down!
The Chicago Bears have signed Jacquizz Rodgers, which should complete this year’s Super Bowl-quality roster. He wants to Quizz on your face! No lie.