Jay Cutler

Just Thrilled to Meet You, Cutty!

Kid meets Jay Cutler

Meeting Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — one of the real thrills in life. Go ahead and try to contain your excitement, junior.

Discipline

Jay Cutler: discipline

Nothing says discipline like Chicago’s finest…

New Bears Regime Not Committed to Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?

So Jay Cutler is Not a Leader? Really?

Cutty!

Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.

Jay Cutler Takes Care of Kids Like He Plays Football

Jay Cutler and son

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.

The Other Jay Cutler Doesn’t Like Mondays

the other Jay Cutler

The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.

Check Out This Handsome, Young Jay Cutler

young Jay Cutler

In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.

Anyone Have a Jay Cutler Jersey They Want to Get Rid Of?

Jay Cutler jersey to burn

It’s come to this in Chicago, where it really sucks to be a Chicago Bears fan.

The Glorious Season of Cutty! Has Ended

cut Cutler

The unthinkable has happened. The Chicago Bears have benched Jay Cutler, ending perhaps the most glorious run of quarterback play ever. The Season of Cutty! is over.

That was the Bears Offensive Coordinator Slamming Jay Cutler

Cutty!

That was Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer anonymously slamming QB Jay Cutler in the media. And the Bears just managed to get more dysfunctional. Cutty!

Be Thankful for the Ultimate Jay Cutler Video

Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

It’s Thanksgiving and as Green Bay Packers fans, we’re thankful for many things. Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is high on that list. Here’s the ultimate Cutler video.

Team-Killer Jay Cutler as the $100 Million Albatross

Jay Cutler extension

Jay Cutler was Jay Cutler in the Chicago Bears’ latest loss to the Green Bay Packers. He’s also what’s going to kill the Bears for the next decade. Team killer, coach killer, albatross.

Here Are All of Jay Cutler’s Picks Against Green Bay

Cutty!

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is 1-10 against the Green Bay Packers. He’s thrown more picks than touchdowns. Here are all of the former in video form.

Jay Cutler Has Some Excuses

Jerel Worthy

Does Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have some excuses for his terrible record against the Green Bay Packers? Why of course he does! And it’s pure Cutty!

Brian Urlacher Says Jay Cutler Lacks Eliteness

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.

Jay Cutler was in Full Cutty! Mode Last Night

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!

Jay Cutler is a Pig

Jay Cutler the pig

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.