I’ll make this short and sweet because I was doing just fine not talking about Brett Favre or his penis.
The satirical Krewe D’Etat, which holds their own parade the Friday before Fat Tuesday at Mardi Gras, had a float featuring none other than former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre taking a pic of his tiny penis.
Green Bay Packers cornerback Charles Woodson was on Jim Rome’s show today and, of course, Brett Favre somehow managed to work his way into the conversation.
Rome asked Woodson about Favre’s relationship with Aaron Rodgers — Rodgers reportedly still harbors some bitterness toward Favre — and about the possibility of Favre reaching out to his former understudy.
Although both guys say the appropriate things publicly, there isn’t a real relationship between Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the guy he succeeded, Brett Favre, and there may never be.
Rodgers is still at least somewhat bitter over the way Favre treated him when they were teammates and rightfully so.
I read Adam Rank’s article on the best quarterbacks in Green Bay Packers history with some interest. I thought the list would be fairly predictable, with either Brett Favre or Bart Starr ending up at the top. My personal selection is Starr, simply because he won five championships. Favre, of course, only won one, despite […]
I’m not really sure how this sits with me, but we all knew it was inevitable. Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy said the organization is saving a spot for Brett Favre. Although it isn’t likely to happen tomorrow, the Packers are going to kiss and make up with Favre eventually. “Yeah, at the appropriate […]
It’s a knock-off of LeBron’s “What Should I Do?” Nike commercial. It’s a parody based on Brett Favre and his penis. It’s hilarious. (Via Guyism)
Brett Favre likes to bang just about anything that isn’t his wife. Or maybe his wife just doesn’t like to bang him. Whatever the case, there’s another masseuse claiming Favre tried to get with her. Stephanie Dusenberry, who formerly worked for the Minnesota Vikings and now works independently with several Vikings’ players, claims Favre texted […]
In case you didn’t know it already, Brett Favre is a walking contradiction. Hours after filing his retirement papers with the NFL, Old Man Favre is already trying to make amends with the Green Bay Packers, telling ESPN’s Ed Werder in an e-mail he thinks Aaron Rodgers is the league’s best quarterback and the Packers’ […]
We didn’t pay much attention when former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre filed his retirement papers, this morning. So what? We thought. It’s not that we think Favre will change his mind and come back sometime next August. It’s just that after getting beat around, both on the field and in his private life, while […]
Yeah, I sucked you right in with that one, didn’t I? While we all know Brett Favre has some kind of problem… scratch that… all kinds of problems, we didn’t know it extended to the rest of his family. No, Brett Favre is not a meth head, but it looks like his younger sister Brandi […]
This one came out of left field. Now-presumably-retired Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is being sued for sexual harassment, but not by Jenn Sterger. Favre was hit with the lawsuit by Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole, who massage therapists who formerly worked for the New York Jets. The suit, which was filed in the New […]
We’ve been surmising the NFL wouldn’t do anything to Brett Favre in relation to his behavior towards Jenn Sterger. Today, they more or less did just that, deciding to only fine Favre for not being cooperative during the league’s investigation into his conduct. Not surprisingly, Sterger isn’t too happy. Her lawyer, Joseph Conway, released the […]
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was fined, but not suspended for his role in the Jenn Sterger incident, a story first reported by Jay Glazer. Surprisingly, the fine isn’t for violating any NFL policies. Michael David Smith has confirmed Favre has been fined $50,000 for not cooperating with the investigation, which took nearly three months. […]
That’s right people. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre likes masturbation videos. That is, if you believe Jenn Sterger. Someone “close to the NFL investigation” says Sterger claims Favre asked her to send him a video of her masturbating. Really, who can blame the guy? Well, he’s married, so a lot of people. But the point […]
Okay, so I couldn’t possibly stand writing another Brett Favre headline, so that’s why you’re getting this one on Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson. This made me laugh heartily, so I think I’ll just let it speak for itself. How do you think that played out? I bet when they consulted Favre on making […]
Remember when beating the Green Bay Packers wasn’t about revenge for Brett Favre? We totally believed him. Anyway, we thought he got the revenge he didn’t want last season when his Minnesota Vikings beat the Packers twice. Apparently, that wasn’t enough. Maybe his butt hurts because the Packers destroyed his poor-ass excuse for a team […]
Can someone send an S.O.S. to Minnesota Vikings coach Leslie Frazier and his staff? A telegraph of sorts on behalf of the grizzled grandpa himself, Brett Favre? Something like this: Leslie, Your old-ass quarterback has done broked himself again. Really bad, this time. He can’t think straight, and that robotic arm you implanted in him […]
We understand that this not suiting up thing is new to Brett Favre. We get that Brett really doesn’t know what to do when he’s standing on the sideline in street clothes while his team is playing a football game. We also understand Brett may have some issues with his penis — holding it, taking […]
Just when I praised Brett Favre for his toughness, he again reveals what a dick he is. Favre’s streak of consecutive starts came to an end at 297, Monday night, because of a sprained shoulder. Favre, of course, was ready to take full advantage of the moment. Favre is hawking footballs to commemorate the streak […]
Brett Favre’s consecutive-starts streak is expected to come to an end tonight, when his Minnesota Vikings face the New York Giants at Detroit’s Ford Field. The streak, which started on Sept. 27, 1992, when Favre made his first start for the Green Bay Packers, will end at 297 games. That is, barring a miracle. Favre […]