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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Eddie Lacy had an Asthma Attack

01/12/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy pulled a disappearing act against the Cowboys on Sunday. There was good reason for that — he had an asthma attack.

Five More: Packers 26, Cowboys 21

01/12/2015 - 9:56 am

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Aaron Rodgers

We’ve got five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ 26-21 win over the Dallas Cowboys, including Rodgers vs. Romo and an honest analysis of the defense.

Here’s What People Were Saying About that Dez Bryant Call

01/12/2015 - 6:00 am

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Dez Bryant says that was a catch

Dallas Cowboys fans are angry. They’re angry that an apparent catch by Dez Bryant was correctly ruled a non-catch, which reminds us why no one likes Cowboys fans.

Packers, Rodgers Get Playoff Monkey Off Their Back

01/11/2015 - 1:28 pm

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Julius Peppers strips DeMarco Murray

The Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers outlasted the Dallas Cowboys 26-21 to vanquish some playoff ghosts and set up a match-up with the Seattle Seahawks.

Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town

01/10/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Chris Christie

The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.

Of Course Tom Wrigglesworth has a State Farm Commercial

01/10/2015 - 10:00 am

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Tom Wrigglesworth State Farm commercial

It is time for Tom Wrigglesworth to milk his pseudo-fame. And milk it he is. The guy who vaguely looks like Aaron Rodgers now has a State Farm commercial. But of course!

This is Eddie Lacy’s Time

01/10/2015 - 8:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers under-utilized running back Eddie Lacy this season. That should change right now. He’s gives Green Bay their best shot to make a run. Here’s why.

Cowboys are Buying the Lambeau Field Mystique

01/09/2015 - 5:57 pm

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Lambeau Field

Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.

How Miffed Are Detroit Lions Fans?

01/09/2015 - 2:37 pm

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Detroit Lyin'

Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.

Aaron Rodgers is Just Fine, Thank You

01/09/2015 - 12:40 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

A day after testing his injured calf in practice, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers scootin’ and be-boppin’ around like a guy who’s playing ball on Sunday.

T.J. Lang is Finally Off the Injury Report

01/09/2015 - 9:02 am

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T.J. Lang

Right guard T.J. Lang, who injured his ankle way back in week 8, has finally seen his name erased from the injury report. Lang says he’s 100 percent or close to it.

Here’s Where Aaron Rodgers is a Black Quarterback

01/09/2015 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

On Thursday’s edition of PTI, Michael Wilbon basically said Aaron Rodgers is a black quarterback, calling him an honorary brother, because he uses his feet. Makes total sense.

Ryan Pace will Now be Screwing up the Chicago Bears

01/08/2015 - 3:02 pm

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Ryan Pace

We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!

Aaron Rodgers Practiced Today

01/08/2015 - 12:40 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to practice on Thursday for the first time in two weeks. That probably calls for some Outkast, no?

Aaron Rodgers’ Calf has Slight Tear

01/08/2015 - 11:29 am

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Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has more than just a calf strain. He has a slight tear. That raises some questions about this week’s game.

Look Out, the Packers Are Hungry

01/08/2015 - 9:56 am

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Josh Sitton

Much like the 2010 team, this Green Bay Packers team is hungry. Or at least they say they are. Unfortunately, they’re going to need more than that to get to the Super Bowl.

Ariella Ferrera Loves Aaron Rodgers

01/08/2015 - 7:00 am

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Ariella Ferrera

Ariella Ferrera is a porn star. A porn star who loves the Green Bay Packers, especially Aaron Rodgers. Maybe he should trade in that old model for this one.

Davon House Plans on Making his Triumphant Return

01/07/2015 - 5:00 pm

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers have been without cornerback Davon House since week 14. That looks like it will change this week. House says he’s playing. Just soon enough.

Olivia Munn has a Puppy, Needs Attention

01/07/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Olivia Munn

Oh look, everybody! Olivia Munn has a puppy and needs your attention. Please stop what you’re doing and give her the attention she so desperately craves!

The Other Jay Cutler Doesn’t Like Mondays

01/07/2015 - 12:00 pm

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the other Jay Cutler

The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.