Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

James Jones is the Best, Man!

01/08/2016 - 3:00 pm

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James Jones hoodie

You all have been wasting your time making John Kuhn your cult hero. James Jones is where it’s at. Let us explain the greatness of The Jones.

Bakhtiari, Three Others Questionable for Skins

01/08/2016 - 1:57 pm

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David Bakhtiari

The Green Bay Packers have four players listed as questionable for Washington on Sunday, including left tackle David Bakhtiari. No one has been ruled out.

Josh Sitton is the Only Packer to Sniff an All-Pro Birth

01/08/2016 - 12:05 pm

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Josh Sitton

Not surprisingly, the Green Bay Packers were shut out of the first-team All Pro team. Guard Josh Sitton did get the nod on the second team, though.

Sam Shields Likely Sidelined Again

01/08/2016 - 10:13 am

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Sam Shields

Cornerback Sam Shields was still in concussion protocol Friday morning, which means he’s likely out for the Green Bay Packers trip to Washington.

Rodgers vs. McCarthy: Nothing to See Here…

01/08/2016 - 9:00 am

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Mike McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers

Is there a rift between quarterback Aaron Rodgers and coach Mike McCarthy? Most likely. Are they letting on? Of course not! There’s nothing to see here.

Reminder: Brett Favre is Going Into the Hall of Fame

01/08/2016 - 7:00 am

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Brett Favre

It’s all a mere formality, but we were reminded that Brett Favre will be entering the Hall of Fame this year when the 15 modern-day finalists were announced, Thursday.

Packers Are Beat Up More Than Any Other Team

01/07/2016 - 3:00 pm

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David Bakhtiari

The Green Bay Packers now have 18 guys on their injury report and appear to be the most beat-up team in the playoffs. That’s not a good sign for the weekend.

Corey Linsley is the Only Man on the Packers Offensive Line

01/07/2016 - 1:00 pm

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Corey Linsley

Maybe this will explain why the Green Bay Packers offensive line isn’t any good. At least three of the five starters are obsessed with romantic comedies.

That Josh Sitton at Tackle Experiment is Over

01/07/2016 - 11:00 am

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Josh Sitton

The Green Bay Packers still don’t know the status of left tackle David Bakhtiari, but one thing is certain. Left guard Josh Sitton won’t be filling in for him again.

Rodgers: Packers Turning it On This Week

01/07/2016 - 9:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers is selling. Are you buying? Rodgers says the Green Bay Packers are just going to turn it on this week after being awful for so many weeks prior.

Rodgers, Peppers Among Six Playoff Captains

01/07/2016 - 7:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers photobombed

It didn’t happen last year, but Clay Matthews earned himself a playoff captain slot this year. Aaron Rodgers and Julius Peppers return, plus three others.

Sam Shields’ Head May Have Exploded

01/06/2016 - 3:00 pm

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Sam Shields

This is the week Sam Shields returns from that concussion, right? Probably not. It turns out that Shields’ head exploded. At least, that’s what we think.

These Packers Are Just Like the 2010 Packers!

01/06/2016 - 1:00 pm

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Super Bowl XLV ring

The Green Bay Packers weren’t particularly hot going into the playoffs in 2010, but they won a Super Bowl. We’ll compare that team with the 2015 Packers.

Washington is Riding with “You Like That?!”

01/06/2016 - 11:00 am

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you like that towel

The Washington Redskins will be riding Kirk Cousins’ “You like that?!” this weekend when the Green Bay Packers come to town. We’ll explain what that means.

Joe Buck is a Funny Guy

01/06/2016 - 7:00 am

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Joe Buck and Troy Aikman

Many Green Bay Packers fans harbor a strong hatred for Fox’s No. 1 play-by-play man Joe Buck. Joe Buck is fully aware of that and made a funny about it on Tuesday.

Here’s Aaron Rodgers’ New Look

01/05/2016 - 3:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers Quarterback Gummies

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a whole new look. He’s apparently going for “jazz crooner” while selling some gummy footballs.

Oddsmakers Have Finally Flipped the Script on Green Bay

01/05/2016 - 1:00 pm

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Randall Cobb

Apparently Vegas has finally tired of the Green Bay Packers’ bullshit. For only the third time all season, the Packers will go into a game as the underdog.

Brolacher is Now Shilling Hair Restoration

01/05/2016 - 11:10 am

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Brian Urlacher's new hair

Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher suddenly has a full head of hair and is pitching hair restoration. Not very metal, bro. Not very Brolacher.

Good Thing Momentum Going Into the Playoffs Means Nothing

01/05/2016 - 9:24 am

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Joe Flacco is No. 1

The Green Bay Packers have looked like crap down the home stretch of the regular season. It’s a good thing momentum means nothing in the playoffs. See for yourself.

Five Reasons the Packers Can Beat Washington

01/05/2016 - 7:00 am

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Kirk Cousins sacked

We know why the Green Bay Packers can’t or won’t beat the Washington Redskins on Sunday. They’re not very good, mostly because their offense can’t convert third downs and red zone opportunities. Let’s put that aside for a moment, though. We’re not going to pretend the Packers will suddenly pull it together offensively or they’ll […]