Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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Adrian Coxson is Terrell Owens, Anquan Boldin

05/19/2015 - 9:00 am

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Adrian Coxson

Green Bay Packers receiver Adrian Coxson is the next Terrell Owens or Anquan Boldin if you believe Qadry Ismail. Well, except that he’s just another undrafted free agent.

Eddie Lacy is the No. 1 Fantasy Player

05/18/2015 - 1:27 pm

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Eddie Lacy

ESPN has unveiled their fantasy football rankings for the 2015 season. Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy is No. 1 overall. Probably not warranted.

Get Your Packers/Eagles Failure Gear!

05/18/2015 - 11:18 am

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Packers-Eagles shirt

Well, if you’re a fan of the Green Bay Packers AND the Philadelphia Eagles, then you’re in luck. Introducing your Packers/Eagles Failure Gear! We know you’ll love it!

Obvious Answer to a Dumb Question

05/18/2015 - 9:00 am

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Vince Lombardi

Greatest NFL dynasty of all time? The 1960s Green Bay Packers, of course. How there could be another answer is beyond us, but we survey the field anyway.

Eddie Lacy is Too Big for that Damn Tricycle!

05/17/2015 - 10:27 am

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Eddie Lacy on a tricycle

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy is a large man. Too damn large to be riding a tricycle. Yet, there he was. Riding a tricycle.

Here’s Someone Else Saying Jake Ryan Can Start

05/16/2015 - 4:38 pm

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Jake Ryan

Green Bay Packers fourth-round pick Jake Ryan is a pretty special player, according to a guy who watched him play every week. He also says Ryan could start this year.

Tony Romo Joined Twitter to Say It was a Catch

05/16/2015 - 10:37 am

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Dez Bryant

The Internet was shocked when Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo suddenly joined Twitter earlier this week. What did he have to say? It was a catch!

Brett Hundley is Already a Bust

05/15/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Brett Hundley

If Brett Hundley has any success at all, he will be an aberration. There have been almost no quarterbacks drafted in the fifth round that have been even remotely good.

Jordy Nelson Has a Commercial About Shaving His Head

05/15/2015 - 11:00 am

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Jordy Nelson Wahl commercial

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson has a do-it-yourself haircut, which involves running clippers through it once in a while. Now, he also has a deal with Wahl.

Returner Job Appears to be Ty Montgomery’s to Lose

05/15/2015 - 8:26 am

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Ty Montgomery

The Green Bay Packers return game was mostly a mess in 2014. Enter third-round pick Ty Montgomery, who it appears the Packers brought in for the sole purpose of changing that.

Jarrett Bush Got the Memo

05/14/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Jarrett Bush

Former Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush is still hoping for another NFL contract, but he knows it won’t be with the only team he’s known for nine years.

Aaron Rodgers Wants to Host SNL

05/14/2015 - 11:32 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Hans and Franz

Now that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has crossed Jeopardy! off his bucket list, he has some other desires. Like hosting Saturday Night Live.

People Are Sure Aaron Rodgers Dropped an F Bomb Here

05/14/2015 - 8:30 am

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Aaron Rodgers on Celebrity Jeopardy!

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers cleaned up on Celebrity Jeopardy!, but he got this question wrong. When he realized it, he may have dropped an F bomb.

Bonuses Show Which Undrafted Free Agents Packers Covet

05/13/2015 - 1:00 pm

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John Crockett

The Green Bay Packers love undrafted free agents. In their 2015 class, they love these undrafted free agents more than the others. Here’s who’s getting paid.

Alex Trebek Does The Belt

05/13/2015 - 11:00 am

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Alex Trebek does The Belt

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy! featured host Alex Trebek doing the championship belt celebration. Video.

Brett Favre Sold Out Lambeau Field

05/13/2015 - 8:33 am

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Brett Favre

Fans have scooped up all of the tickets to watch Brett Favre be inducted into the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame in Lambeau Field. Gone are 67,000 seats in one day.

Enjoy This Story About Ahmad Carroll Fighting Joey Thomas

05/12/2015 - 1:33 pm

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Ahmad Carroll and Mike Sherman

The last time the Green Bay Packers picked cornerbacks in rounds one and two of the draft, those guys didn’t get along too well. Here’s when Ahmad Carroll beat up Joey Thomas.

Packers Are Gladly Taking that DOD Money

05/12/2015 - 11:15 am

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Packers Hometown Heroes

NFL teams were paid $5.4 million by the DOD for various “Hometown Heroes” events. The Green Bay Packers were happy to accept a big chunk of that revenue, which we think is bullshit.

Quinten Rollins’ Deal is Done

05/12/2015 - 8:17 am

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Quinten Rollins

The Green Bay Packers have reached an agreement with second-round pick Quinten Rollins. The cornerback probably won’t contribute much this season.

Luther Robinson is Reportedly Out

05/11/2015 - 12:36 pm

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Luther Robinson

The Green Bay Packers are reportedly parting ways with defensive lineman Luther Robinson. That’s a curious move for a team weak on the defensive front.