Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Your Latest Reminder that Charles Woodson is Washed Up

10/29/2015 - 1:57 pm

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Charles Woodson

Oakland Raiders safety Charles Woodson is totally washed up. He’s 39 and… what’s that? He just won the defensive player of the month award?

James Starks Returns, Damarious Randall Sits

10/29/2015 - 12:04 pm

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James Starks practice

The Green Bay Packers got running back James Starks back at practice on Thursday, but they sidelined cornerback Damarious Randall. He joined Ty Montgomery.

Here’s What You Need to Know About the Denver Broncos

10/29/2015 - 11:00 am

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Von Miller

The Green Bay Packers face the Denver Broncos this weekend. We are not experts on the Denver Broncos, so we brought in someone who is. Here’s what he said.

So You’re Telling Me Clay Matthews is a Leader?

10/29/2015 - 9:00 am

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews hasn’t shown much leadership ability in the past, but he’s showing some this year as an inside linebacker.

Packers-Broncos Tonight Show Superlatives

10/29/2015 - 7:25 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix superlative

Green Bay Packers vs. Denver Broncos on Sunday Night Football and that means a dose of Tonight Show Superlatives featuring those teams. Here’s the clip.

Want to Go to Packers-Broncos? Good Luck…

10/28/2015 - 2:28 pm

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Peyton Manning

Tickets for the Green Bay Packers game with the Denver Broncos may prove to be the most expensive in the league. You have no one but the Broncos to thank for that.

Some People Want to Make an Issue of Eddie Lacy’s Weight

10/28/2015 - 12:25 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy keeps getting asked about running back Eddie Lacy’s weight. Some seem to be suggesting he’s out of shape.

James Starks Is Indeed Injured

10/28/2015 - 9:46 am

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James Starks

Green Bay Packers running back James Starks is injured and no one is really saying much about it. It appears said injury is not minor, however.

Here’s a Packers Diss Called Miscount Double Check

10/28/2015 - 9:03 am

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Green Bay Packers diss

He’s The Mad Fanatic and all he does is write music about the Denver Broncos because apparently there’s a huge market for that. Here’s his Green Bay Packers diss.

John Kuhn Looks Like A Weirdo Without His Beard

10/28/2015 - 7:00 am

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John Kuhn with no beard

Some people who have facial hair should never not have facial hair. Take Green Bay Packers fullback John Kuhn, for example. Here’s what’s behind the shave.

Bart Starr Improving, Should Return to Green Bay

10/27/2015 - 2:38 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Bart Starr

Bart Starr’s family believes the legendary Green Bay Packers quarterback will be healthy enough to be in Green Bay for Brett Favre’s number retirement.

Donald Driver Got a Hall of Fame Call

10/27/2015 - 1:10 pm

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Donald Driver

Former Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver will be going into a Hall of Fame. It’s not THE Hall of Fame, but it’s a nice honor nonetheless.

Jordy Nelson Has a Sweet-Ass Beard

10/27/2015 - 11:00 am

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Jordy Nelson's beard

Jordy Nelson doesn’t have a lot on his plate right now and you know what that means. You’re stuck in Wisconsin with jack shit to do — time to grow a beard!

Now Here’s Mike Ditka in a Packers Sweater

10/27/2015 - 9:25 am

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Mike Ditka in a Packers sweater

We now have proof that Mike Ditka will shill for anyone. We also know why he was wearing that Green Bay Packers jersey last week. Because McDonald’s said.

Lions’ New Offensive Coordinator is Named Jim Bob Cooter

10/27/2015 - 8:36 am

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Jim Bob Cooter

The Detroit Lions needed a scapegoat and that was offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi. The Lions new offensive coordinator is Jim Bob Cooter. So perfect.

McCarthy Calls Report About Guion “Garbage,” Misses Point

10/26/2015 - 1:54 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy was asked about the report on Letroy Guion’s checkered past and dismissed it as garbage. He won’t be held accountable. We doubt anyone will.

Raji and Perry Return, Montgomery and Starks Out

10/26/2015 - 12:43 pm

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B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers defense got stronger during the bye, but it looks like their offense got weaker. Raji and Perry return, Montgomery and Starks are out.

Davante Adams, Morgan Burnett Expected to Return

10/26/2015 - 11:19 am

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Davante Adams

Oh, so you guys want to actually play some football this week? Maybe? The Green Bay Packers should have receiver Davante Adams and safety Morgan Burnett back this week.

Here Are Some Fun Stats for Packers-Broncos

10/26/2015 - 10:22 am

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Peyton Manning

Big game this weekend. Green Bay Packers vs. Denver Broncos. Want to get fired up? Here are some of the fun stats to note for this matchup of undefeateds.

We’re Guessing Aaron Rodgers Spent the Bye in Mexico

10/26/2015 - 8:26 am

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Olivia Munn

The Green Bay Packers had a bye last week and Olivia Munn was in Mexico on vacation. If you know anything about Aaron Rodgers, that also puts him in Mexico.