Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Just Brett Favre and Deadpool

02/21/2016 - 2:00 pm

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Ryan Reynolds and Brett Favre

Oh, look. It’s just your everyday, ordinary meeting between Brett Favre and Ryan Reynolds. Which one do you think was doing the hero worshiping?

Check Out the Clay Matthews Offseason Football Card

02/21/2016 - 12:00 pm

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Clay Matthews offseason football card

What do NFL players do in the offseason? This offseason football card of Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews about sums it up. Mildly amusing.

Fittingly, Minnesota Vikings Stadium is Already Broken

02/19/2016 - 10:52 am

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Minnesota Vikings stadium

The Minnesota Vikings continue to fail even when they aren’t playing football. Their new stadium, the Hormel Chili Dome, is already broken and it isn’t even finished.

So Long Jared Allen, You Stupid Pretend Hillbilly

02/18/2016 - 9:31 am

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Jared Allen: trader

Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen is calling it a career. A lot of people will miss Allen and his antics. We are most certainly not among them.

We Are Overjoyed Packers Have a Receivers Coach Again

02/17/2016 - 4:29 pm

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Luke Getsy

The Green Bay Packers have decided not to repeat one of 2015’s many failures. They’ve decided to hire a receivers coach this year. He is Luke Getsy.

The House That Hormel Chili Built is Nearly Complete

02/17/2016 - 12:02 pm

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Minnesota Vikings stadium

You’ll be pleased to know the Minnesota Vikings new stadium is almost complete. Yes, the Hormel Chili Dome is everything you’ve always dreamed it would be.

Packers Free Agent Priorities Now Start and End With Crosby

02/16/2016 - 7:00 am

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Mason Crosby

The Green Bay Packers re-signed Mike Daniels during the season and re-signed Letroy Guion after the season ended. Mason Crosby is now the only must-sign.

Salary Cap Will Reportedly Rise to $155 Million

02/15/2016 - 11:29 am

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Laughing at Ted Thompson

The NFL keeps getting richer and the salary cap keeps going up. The 2016 salary cap will rise to $155 million, giving the Packers around $24 million to work with.

Eddie Lacy Did an AMA, Blamed Injuries for Packers’ Issues

02/14/2016 - 3:00 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy did an AMA for Reddit. In it, he blamed injuries for the team’s offensive issues in 2015. No mention of weight.

Mike Daniels Suggests Defensive Teammates Too Nice

02/13/2016 - 3:02 pm

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Mike Daniels

Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels took the opportunity of teammate Letroy Guion getting a new contract to tell us his defensive teammates are too nice.