Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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Brett Favre Has Some Thoughts About That Divorce

07/07/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Brett Favre

It’s time for more Brett Favre. The old gunslinger has some thoughts about his divorce with the Green Bay Packers, including terming his exit “cordial.”

Datone Jones Tried to Pull His Packers Card with Cops

07/07/2015 - 10:30 am

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Datone Jones

Don’t you know who I am? That’s what Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones said to the police when they cited him for marijuana possession.

Report: Packers Won’t Release Andrew Quarless

07/07/2015 - 7:00 am

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Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers are planning to hang onto tight end Andrew Quarless despite his arrest for discharging a firearm last weekend. We are overjoyed.

Andrew Quarless Tried to Conceal Himself with a Plant

07/06/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Siena Tavern Miami

It’s right there in the police report. Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless tried to conceal himself with a plant. One of these plants right here.

Datone Jones Got Suspended for Weed

07/06/2015 - 11:00 am

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones was suspended by the league because he was caught with a bag of weed. No positive tests, just carrying a bag.

Here’s Andrew Quarless’ Mugshot

07/06/2015 - 9:00 am

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Andrew Quarless mugshot

Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless was arrested Saturday morning in Miami for firing a handgun after an altercation. Here’s the obligatory mugshot.

Andrew Quarless Got Arrested

07/05/2015 - 3:24 pm

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Andrew Quarless

Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless has been having himself a nice offseason by most accounts. That is, right up until he got arrested Saturday morning.

Well, That’s Interesting…

07/03/2015 - 11:53 am

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AJ Hawk, Clay Matthews, Jake Ryan

Hey, look at that. These guys all play or played linebacker for the Green Bay Packers and they all wore No. 47 in college. That must mean something!

Letroy Guion Now Facing Civil Suit

07/03/2015 - 9:34 am

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Letroy Guion

It’s been a real shitty offseason for Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Letroy Guion and it seems to just keep getting shittier. He’s now being sued.

Datone Jones Has Been Suspended

07/02/2015 - 1:12 pm

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers will be without defensive end Datone Jones for the first week of the season. Jones was suspended for violating the substance abuse policy.

Packers Are Now Super Bowl Favorites

07/02/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers have leapfrogged the Seattle Seahawks and now have the best odds to win Super Bowl 50. Gamblers are rushing to bet on the Pack.

Aaron Rodgers License Plate in Minnesota

07/02/2015 - 11:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers license plate

We’re tired of being told to relax, but we can get behind this. It’s an Aaron Rodgers license plate over there in Minnesota, which says so much more than just relax.

Jordy Nelson is White Chocolate

07/02/2015 - 9:00 am

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Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is the No. 18 player in the NFL’s top 100, but that isn’t nearly as important as this. More Ike Taylor!

Thompson Texted Brett Favre After His Vikings Beat Packers

07/01/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Ted Thompson

Green Bay Packers general manager Ted Thompson texted Brett Favre twice after his Minnesota Vikings beat the Packers in 2009. Here’s what he said.

When Travis Jervey Set Himself on Fire and Bought a Lion

07/01/2015 - 11:00 am

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Travis Jervey

Travis Jervey isn’t a Green Bay Packers legend, although he was a good special teamer. This story is pretty legendary though. It involves gas, kindling and a lion.

Jared Abbrederis will Need to Pick It Up

07/01/2015 - 9:07 am

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Jared Abbrederis

Receiver Jared Abbrederis is behind Jeff Janis in terms of his play, which means he’ll need to pick it up if he’s going to have a role with the Packers.

Aaron Rodgers Could Get Another Raise

06/30/2015 - 1:49 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

A number of quarterbacks seem likely to surpass Aaron Rodgers’ annual salary very soon. Does that mean Rodgers could get another bump? Not out of the question.

Brett Favre Wearing a Packers Jersey

06/30/2015 - 11:00 am

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Brett Favre SI cover

Brett Favre is back on this week’s cover of Sports Illustrated and he’s wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey. Way to try to endear yourself to the masses!

Adrian Peterson is a Cowboy!

06/30/2015 - 9:00 am

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Adrian Peterson is a cowboy

Hey, it’s Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson just chilling. At a rodeo. In a cowboy hat. Because that’s just how AP rolls, baby!

Eddie Lacy Says Breasts on Family Feud

06/29/2015 - 1:30 pm

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Eddie Lacy on Family Feud

The episode of Celebrity Family Feud with Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy aired on Sunday. On it, Lacy got his tie adjusted and then said breasts.