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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Letroy Guion Arrested, Is an Idiot

02/04/2015 - 9:57 am

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Letroy Guion

Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Letroy Guion has been arrested in Florida and charged with a felony. This comes after his best season, proving he’s an idiot.

Here Are Some Goal-Line Stats to Ponder

02/03/2015 - 3:03 pm

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers were awful in the red zone in 2014. They were also awful when it came to converting from the opponent’s 1-yard line. Here’s the breakdown.

Aaron Rodgers or Tony Danza?

02/03/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers with his second NFL MVP

Who’s the Boss? Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is for winning his second NFL MVP, but in this photo he seems to bare a striking resemblance to Tony Danza.

Clay Matthews Expects to Play Inside

02/03/2015 - 11:00 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have told linebacker Clay Matthews they plan on playing him inside moving forward. He is okay with that plan or at least pretends to be.

That 12th Man Nonsense has a New Meaning

02/03/2015 - 9:00 am

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12th Man: Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl record

We have long had no respect for the Seattle Seahawks’ 12th Man nonsense. Here’s a history lesson to illustrate why and the unfortunate new use for the 12th Man.

More Packers in Latest Pitch Perfect 2 Trailer

02/02/2015 - 1:04 pm

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Packers in Pitch Perfect 2

A new trailer for Pitch Perfect 2 ran during the Super Bowl and this one featured a lot more of the four Green Bay Packers that are in the movie. Here’s a look.

Couple Packers were Pretty Happy Seattle Lost

02/02/2015 - 11:00 am

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Bruce Irvin

Around the time the Seattle Seahawks melted down and linebacker Bruce Irvin got ejected from the Super Bowl, a couple Green Bay Packers let fly. No love lost here.

Packers Already Have Second-Best Super Bowl Odds

02/02/2015 - 9:15 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The Super Bowl just ended, so naturally there are already odds for Super Bowl 50. The Green Bay Packers have the second-best odds of making it to the next one.

Aaron Rodgers was the Butt of This Joke

02/01/2015 - 1:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn at NFL Honors

Seth Myers hosted the NFL Honors on Saturday night and made Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers the butt of one of his jokes. Olivia Munn didn’t approve.

Clay Matthews Finally Offers Some Excuses

02/01/2015 - 8:58 am

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Clay Matthews is a quitter

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has finally offered some excuses for not finishing the NFC Championship game. You like excuses, don’t you? Here you go!

Aaron Rodgers Wins Second MVP Award

01/31/2015 - 7:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers won his second NFL MVP award, joining Brett Favre as the only repeat winner in Packers history.

Former Packers GM Ron Wolf Elected to Hall of Fame

01/31/2015 - 6:04 pm

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Ron Wolf

Former Green Bay Packers general manager Ron Wolf has been elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Wolf made it in the contributor category. A more-deserving guy we cannot think of.

You will Not Get to See Brett Favre Inducted

01/31/2015 - 1:50 pm

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Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers and the Packers Hall of Fame have seemingly taken careful steps to make sure no yahoos will get to see Brett Favre inducted this summer.

T.J. Lang Says Suh Wanted to Fight Him

01/31/2015 - 10:17 am

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Ndamukong Suh

Here’s another example of what a turd Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is. During the week 17 game with the Packers, he wanted to fight T.J. Lang.

Packers Have Finally Canned Shawn Slocum

01/30/2015 - 2:53 pm

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Shawn Slocum

The Green Bay Packers have finally canned special teams coach Shawn Slocum. His final undoing was likely the debacle in Seattle, which was just one of many miscues in a career full of them.

Murphy Says Packers can Sign Both Cobb, Bulaga

01/30/2015 - 1:25 pm

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Randall Cobb

Speaking in Phoenix, Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy noted the team’s salary cap flexibility in saying he feels they can re-sign both Randall Cobb and Bryan Bulaga.

Jordy Nelson is a Big Brad Paisley Fan

01/30/2015 - 11:05 am

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Jordy Nelson and Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley is a Green Bay Packers fan. Jordy Nelson is a Brad Paisley fan. Paisley played Green Bay on Thursday night and Jordy was all over that scene!

So Jay Cutler is Not a Leader? Really?

01/30/2015 - 9:00 am

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Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.

Davon House Sounds Like He’ll Give Packers a Discount

01/30/2015 - 7:00 am

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Davon House

Cornerback Davon House will soon be a free agent. Naturally, he wants to start, but he also really, really wants to return to the Green Bay Packers.

Remember the Pontiac Silverdome?

01/29/2015 - 2:25 pm

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Pontiac Silverdome

Once the proud home of the Detroit Lions (and Wrestlemania III), the Pontiac Silverdome is now a ruinous pile of rumble. Have a look inside what’s left.