Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Packers Continue to Embarrass Themselves, Lose to Panthers

11/08/2015 - 2:04 pm

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the keyword is embarrassment

The Green Bay Packers are an embarrassment to themselves, their name and to us. They proved it in a 37-29 loss to the Carolina Panthers. This is a joke.

Per Usual, Three Guys Downgraded to Doubtful

11/07/2015 - 1:43 pm

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Ty Montgomery

The Green Bay Packers are up to their usual tricks with the injury report. Three guys who were questionable on Friday are now doubtful on Saturday.

No Progress on the Mike Daniels’ Contract Front

11/07/2015 - 8:28 am

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Mike Daniels

The Green Bay Packers have made defensive lineman Mike Daniels their top priority for a contract extension. Of course, they aren’t doing anything about it.

There’s No Commitment to Casey Hayward

11/06/2015 - 2:15 pm

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Casey Hayward

Cornerback Casey Hayward is coming off his worst game as a pro. We’ve called for Damarious Randall to replace him as a starter. That time may be coming.

Three Packers Questionable for Sunday

11/06/2015 - 12:55 pm

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Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers’ Friday injury report has three guys listed as questionable. Two of them are cornerbacks and we’re going to bet neither plays.

Nate Palmer Admits He Has No Idea What He’s Doing

11/06/2015 - 11:28 am

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Nate Palmer

The Green Bay Packers haven’t exactly received stellar play from inside linebacker Nate Palmer. He says there’s good reason for that. He has no idea what he’s doing.

Nike is Fucking with the Packers’ Uniforms

11/06/2015 - 9:00 am

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New York Jets color rush

Nike has announced their color rush uniforms, which will give each team a monotone uniform. Eight teams get it this season. The Green Bay Packers get it in 2016.

Guess What Kelly Stafford is Up To

11/06/2015 - 7:00 am

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Kelly Hall and vodka

Kelly Hall AKA Butterball’s wife is on vacation just like the rest of the Detroit Lions, this week. And what is she up to? Pounding vodka, of course!

Wade Phillips Takes It Back, Okay?

11/05/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Wade Phillips

Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips trolled the Green Bay Packers on Twitter and that made some fans angry. Well, Wade takes it back, okay?

The Detroit Lions Are Really Gonna Fix It This Time, By Golly!

11/05/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Martha Ford

The Detroit Lions are making moves! Team owner Martha Ford canned the team’s president and general manager today. This will finally right the ship. We’re sure of it!

Ty Montgomery Has Returned

11/05/2015 - 11:05 am

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Ty Montgomery

The Green Bay Packers got receiver Ty Montgomery back at practice on Thursday. The rookie returned from an ankle injury. The news wasn’t all good, though.

Big Mike is Tired of Hearing About That Denver Game

11/05/2015 - 10:05 am

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Denver Bronco

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is tired of hearing about how his team got their asses handed to them by Denver. So are we. There are more important matters at hand.

Here’s a Totally Misleading Aaron Rodgers’ Stat

11/05/2015 - 8:37 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The media is feeding the narrative that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t lost two consecutive games in over four years. We’re going to debunk the hell out of that nonsense.

No More Paid Patriotism for Packers, NFL

11/04/2015 - 2:23 pm

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Packers Hometown Heroes

The Green Bay Packers will no longer get to accept taxpayer money for fake ceremonies “honoring” military personnel. They should have known better to begin with.

Mike McCarthy will Not Be Taking Back Play Calling Duties

11/04/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers need a spark on offense, but they won’t be getting it from head coach Mike McCarthy. McCarthy will not be reclaiming his role as play caller.

Randall Cobb Says It’s His Fault

11/04/2015 - 9:00 am

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Randall Cobb

No one on the Green Bay Packers offense wants to take the blame for their lackluster play of late. That is, except for receiver Randall Cobb. Refreshing.

Say Hello to Rodgersface

11/04/2015 - 7:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers face

The Manning boys have Manningface. Well, say hello to Rodgersface. It doesn’t appear often, but when it does, you know the Green Bay Packers are getting killed.

More Opportunities for Packers’ Young Tight Ends Coming?

11/03/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Justin Perillo

Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Edgar Bennett knows the team has a problem at tight end. That may finally lead to more opportunities for Justin Perillo and Kennard Backman.

Mike Ditka Tells Bears Fans to Get a Life

11/03/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Mike Ditka in a Packers sweater

Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka recently wore a Green Bay Packers sweater in a commercial. Bears fans did not approve. Well, Ditka has a message for them.

It’s Time for Aaron Rodgers to Man Up

11/03/2015 - 11:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers has some major issues against top defenses on the road. Here are the disturbing stats and the even more disturbing mindset of the Packers’ best player.