Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Packers vs. Bears in Gifs!

09/14/2015 - 12:18 pm

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Posted in Clay Matthews III, Eddie Lacy, James Jones | 4 comments

Eddie Lacy one-handed catch

We’ve got the James Jones’ touchdown, the Eddie Lacy one-handed grab, the Clay Matthews’ pick and something else that you probably don’t want to see, but should.

Better Get Used to Nate Palmer in the Middle

09/14/2015 - 10:32 am

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Nate Palmer

Nate Palmer played a large role for the Green Bay Packers on Sunday after Sam Barrington left the game with an ankle injury. You should get used to that.

Five More Thoughts on Packers 31-23 Win Over Bears

09/14/2015 - 8:21 am

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Posted in game analysis | 29 comments

Matt Forte

The Green Bay Packers took the Chicago Bears’ best shot and survived for a 31-23 victory. Here are five things that stood out in the contest.

Packers Outlast Bears, 31-23

09/13/2015 - 1:20 pm

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Posted in game analysis | 33 comments

James Jones

The Green Bay Packers outlasted what seemed to be an overmatched Chicago Bears team 31-23. Good enough, but we’re going to call this a work in progress.

Morgan Burnett is Out

09/13/2015 - 9:19 am

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers will face the Chicago Bears without starting safety Morgan Burnett. Micah Hyde should start. Here’s the full inactive list.

Randall Cobb is Not 100 Percent

09/13/2015 - 7:48 am

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Randall Cobb vs. Arizona

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb is expected to play against the Chicago Bears on Sunday, but he will be playing through pain. Cobb isn’t 100 percent.

Oh My God, It’s Vic Fangio!

09/12/2015 - 2:07 pm

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Posted in Chicago Bears | 4 comments

Vic Fangio

Look out, Green Bay Packers! Vic Fangio is the new defensive sheriff in Chicago and you know what that means! Prepare to get worked just like you used to!

Morgan Burnett Missed Practice Again

09/11/2015 - 1:43 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett missed practice again Friday and is questionable for Sunday’s game. What that means and the rest of the injury report.

Get to Know the Enemy: Detroit Lions

09/11/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Detroit Lions banner

We know nothing of the Detroit Lions this year, but we managed to dredge up someone who does. He’s a salty bastard, but here’s your Detroit Lions preview.

Who’s Picking the Bears Over the Packers?

09/11/2015 - 10:00 am

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Posted in Chicago Bears | 14 comments

Mike Ditka pick

Who’s picking the Chicago Bears over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday? Not many people, but a couple notables. Notables that you probably already hate.

Aaron Rodgers & Clay Matthews: Tonight Show Superlatives

09/11/2015 - 8:03 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon had Tonight Show Superlatives featuring NFL players, read by NFL players. Among them, Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews.

Aaron Rodgers is an Adidas Guy

09/10/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers for Adidas

Adidas got a major score for it’s other football brand and a new face for that brand in the process. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is it.

Morgan Burnett Sidelined with Injured Calf

09/10/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Morgan Burnett

It appears there’s a chance the Green Bay Packers could line up without starting safety Morgan Burnett on Sunday. Burnett missed his second straight practice.

Get to Know the Enemy: Chicago Bears Preview

09/10/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Chicago Bears fans

Hey, it’s time to take a look at the Chicago Bears, who are probably going to be awful. Since we don’t know jack about the Bears, we brought in an expert.

Bears Fans Get Arrested the Most

09/10/2015 - 10:00 am

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Chicago Bears fan

Here’s the proof. Chicago Bears fans and Minnesota Vikings fans are total piles of shit. Who do you think gets arrested and ejected most at Lambeau Field?

Myles White Has a Job Again

09/10/2015 - 8:03 am

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Posted in New York Giants | 6 comments

Myles White

Myles White got a raw deal from the Green Bay Packers, but at least the kid has a job again. White was signed to the New York Giants practice squad. Irony.

Clay Matthews is an Acquired Taste

09/09/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is private about his personal life. He tried to open up about it, but we only really learn that he’s aloof.

Get to Know the Enemy: Minnesota Vikings Preview

09/09/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 3 comments

Minnesota Vikings suck

We’re looking at the rest of the teams in the NFC North from the point of view of someone who knows something about them. First up, the Minnesota Vikings.

Randall Cobb Appears Ready for Week 1

09/09/2015 - 9:09 am

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Randall Cobb

The Green Bay Packers are expecting to have receiver Randall Cobb on the field when they face the Chicago Bears. Cobb was expected to practice today.

It Looks Like Mike Pennel will Start

09/09/2015 - 8:00 am

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Mike Pennel

The Green Bay Packers appear to be ready to hand a starting job at defensive end to second-year player Mike Pennel. Pennel is currently listed atop the depth chart.