Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Well of Course it’s the Curse of Ditka!

11/10/2015 - 3:53 pm

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Posted in Chicago Bears | 4 comments

Mike Ditka in a Packers sweater

Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka put on a Green Bay Packers sweater and the Packers haven’t won a game since. Why, it’s obviously the curse of Mike Ditka!

Here’s What’s Wrong with Eddie Lacy

11/10/2015 - 2:19 pm

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Posted in running game | 20 comments

Eddie Lacy

Everyone has a different idea of what’s wrong with Eddie Lacy (except those who have no idea). Well, we’ve gotten to the bottom of it. Here’s the answer.

Where Aaron Rodgers is Moody, a Pain

11/10/2015 - 11:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers’ recent performance has shined a light on quarterback Aaron Rodgers and not necessarily in a good way. Here’s the latest on Rodgers.

Your Boy Matt Flynn Has Risen From the Dead Again

11/10/2015 - 9:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn: The Denim Twins

Matt Flynn — or maybe all of the general managers in the league — were determined that we had not seen the last of Matt Flynn. Your boy is now with the New Orleans Saints.

McCarthy: No Concern About Sideline Argument

11/10/2015 - 7:33 am

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Posted in Ha Ha Clinton-Dix | 7 comments

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix argument

The argument Ha Ha Clinton-Dix had with Julius Peppers on the sideline Sunday appears to be water under the bridge. Coach Mike McCarthy said it’s a non-issue.

Eddie Lacy Groin Injury Not Serious, No One Cares Anyway

11/09/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Posted in Eddie Lacy, injuries | 20 comments

Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy has a groin injury. It isn’t serious, but would it matter if it were? No, because James Starks is the better option.

Aaron Rodgers Smash!

11/09/2015 - 1:09 pm

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Aaron Rodgers smashes tablet

After Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers saw how wide open Randall Cobb was on the play he threw the game-ending pick, Rodgers had an appropriate reaction.

Cam Newton is Your Spoiled Child

11/09/2015 - 11:53 am

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Posted in Carolina Panthers | 25 comments

North Carolina cheesehead

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is a spoiled child. A spoiled child who will take it upon himself to ruin fans of the opposing team’s day.

Rodgers Says He Got Scared on Interception

11/09/2015 - 10:35 am

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Thomas Davis

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a perfectly good explanation for his interception against Carolina on Sunday. He got scared by something.

Five More Thoughts on Packers’ 37-29 Loss to Panthers

11/09/2015 - 8:52 am

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Posted in game analysis | 23 comments

Bryan Bulaga

Another brutal loss for the Green Bay Packers, this time at the hands of the Carolina Panthers. Five more thoughts on the game, including kudos for Tom Clements.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Has Apologized

11/08/2015 - 3:02 pm

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Posted in Ha Ha Clinton-Dix | 27 comments

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packer safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix played like garbage against the Carolina Panthers on Sunday. Then he got into an argument. Now, he’s apologized.

Packers Continue to Embarrass Themselves, Lose to Panthers

11/08/2015 - 2:04 pm

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Posted in game analysis | 119 comments

the keyword is embarrassment

The Green Bay Packers are an embarrassment to themselves, their name and to us. They proved it in a 37-29 loss to the Carolina Panthers. This is a joke.

Per Usual, Three Guys Downgraded to Doubtful

11/07/2015 - 1:43 pm

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Posted in injuries | 5 comments

Ty Montgomery

The Green Bay Packers are up to their usual tricks with the injury report. Three guys who were questionable on Friday are now doubtful on Saturday.

No Progress on the Mike Daniels’ Contract Front

11/07/2015 - 8:28 am

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Mike Daniels

The Green Bay Packers have made defensive lineman Mike Daniels their top priority for a contract extension. Of course, they aren’t doing anything about it.

There’s No Commitment to Casey Hayward

11/06/2015 - 2:15 pm

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Posted in Casey Hayward | 7 comments

Casey Hayward

Cornerback Casey Hayward is coming off his worst game as a pro. We’ve called for Damarious Randall to replace him as a starter. That time may be coming.

Three Packers Questionable for Sunday

11/06/2015 - 12:55 pm

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Posted in injuries | 4 comments

Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers’ Friday injury report has three guys listed as questionable. Two of them are cornerbacks and we’re going to bet neither plays.

Nate Palmer Admits He Has No Idea What He’s Doing

11/06/2015 - 11:28 am

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Posted in Nate Palmer | 16 comments

Nate Palmer

The Green Bay Packers haven’t exactly received stellar play from inside linebacker Nate Palmer. He says there’s good reason for that. He has no idea what he’s doing.

Nike is Fucking with the Packers’ Uniforms

11/06/2015 - 9:00 am

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Posted in uniforms | 11 comments

New York Jets color rush

Nike has announced their color rush uniforms, which will give each team a monotone uniform. Eight teams get it this season. The Green Bay Packers get it in 2016.

Guess What Kelly Stafford is Up To

11/06/2015 - 7:00 am

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Kelly Hall and vodka

Kelly Hall AKA Butterball’s wife is on vacation just like the rest of the Detroit Lions, this week. And what is she up to? Pounding vodka, of course!

Wade Phillips Takes It Back, Okay?

11/05/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Posted in Denver Broncos | 10 comments

Wade Phillips

Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips trolled the Green Bay Packers on Twitter and that made some fans angry. Well, Wade takes it back, okay?