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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Time to Get Amped Up About Jeff Janis, We Suppose…

09/26/2014 - 10:14 am

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Jeff Janis

This is surely the week that receiver Jeff Janis gets his shot with the Green Bay Packers and breaks the game open! Except, that probably isn’t going to happen.

No Commitment for Jamari Lattimore

09/26/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jamari Lattimore

Brad Jones returned to practice this week, but Jamari Lattimore has clearly earned the right to remain the starter. Right? Well, he’s gotten no commitment from the Packers.

Clay Matthews: I’ll Be Out There

09/25/2014 - 3:33 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews says he playing this weekend. That’s as good a sign as any that his injured groin won’t keep him sidelined, right?

Michael Irvin: It’s About Aaron Rodgers’ Money

09/25/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers sacked by Michael Bennett

Michael Irvin has a good idea why the Green Bay Packers are no longer the top dog in the NFC North. Aaron Rodgers is making way too much money.

A Little Perspective on the Packers’ Slow Start

09/25/2014 - 10:39 am

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Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers haven’t always started slow under Mike McCarthy, as others would have you believe. Here are the numbers and what they tell us.

Clay Matthews Won’t Miss Time… Yet

09/25/2014 - 6:00 am

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Clay Matthews

When will Clay Matthews miss time with his annual injury? You thought it would be this week, but it doesn’t look like that will be the case.

Ryan Pickett was Right

09/24/2014 - 2:19 pm

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Ryan Pickett

Ryan Pickett called it. He said he was playing football this year and now he is. Surprisingly, not with the Minnesota Vikings either.

The Teddy Bridgewater Era is Officially Underway

09/24/2014 - 12:30 pm

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Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!

Nothing to Worry About, According to Aaron Rodgers

09/24/2014 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Oh! Well if Aaron Rodgers says there’s nothing to worry about then it must be true! The Green Bay Packers must not actually be awful right now!

Wait a Second, It’s Really the Tight Ends’ Fault

09/23/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Richard Rodgers

Today, the blame game for the Green Bay Packers’ woes focuses on the tight ends, who all suck. Or are they just not being used right? Hmmmm…

Jay Cutler was in Full Cutty! Mode Last Night

09/23/2014 - 10:09 am

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Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler took douche to his usual high level on Monday night and all he had to do was show up. Who? CUTTY!

Oh, So We’re Blaming It on Eddie Lacy

09/23/2014 - 6:00 am

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Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The Green Bay Packers’ struggles are Eddie Lacy’s fault apparently. At least that’s what we gather from coach Mike McCarthy. We see it differently.

Five More: Lions 19, Packers 7

09/22/2014 - 9:12 am

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Aaron Rodgers

What’s wrong with the Green Bay Packers? We’ve got a pretty good idea after their 19-7 loss to the Detroit Lions. Here are five more thoughts on the game.

Stephen Tulloch is One Dumb Bastard

09/22/2014 - 5:00 am

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Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch learned the hard way on Sunday. Don’t use another guy’s signature move, you dumb bastard.

Clay Matthews Has a Groin Injury

09/21/2014 - 5:36 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews injured himself against the Detroit Lions. It’s a groin injury, not his usual hamstring injury.

Packers Offense a No Show in Loss to Lions

09/21/2014 - 1:46 pm

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Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The Green Bay Packers dropped to 1-2 after a 19-7 loss at the hands of the Detroit Lions. It was an ugly game to watch, but the ugliest was Aaron Rodgers.

Let’s All Check Out the 2014 Detroit Pride

09/20/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Detroit Pride

Did you know the Detroit Lions have some cheerleaders? Well, kind of anyway. They’re the Detroit Pride and here’s the 2014 batch.

Ruh-Roh, Detroit

09/19/2014 - 3:11 pm

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Danny Gorrer

The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.

Bryan Bulaga Likely to Miss Another Week

09/19/2014 - 10:00 am

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Bryan Bulaga

Bryan Bulaga is questionable again, which likely means another week of Derek Sherrod at right tackle for the Green Bay Packers. Should you be worried?

This Cornerback Thing is Week-to-Week…

09/19/2014 - 6:00 am

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers coaching staff would have you believe they’ll be choosing which cornerbacks play on a week-to-week basis. We have a different idea.