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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Scott Tolzien Now Has Practice Squad Eligibility

08/28/2014 - 6:00 am

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Scott Tolzien

Green Bay Packers quarterback Scott Tolzien has practice squad eligibility again, after the NFL’s rule changes. Does that matter? Not in our eyes.

Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn are The Denim Twins

08/27/2014 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn: The Denim Twins

The Green Bay Packers held their Welcome Back Packers Luncheon today at Lambeau Field. Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn showed up as The Denim Twins.

Oooooh, Look at All the Gunslingers!

08/27/2014 - 12:22 pm

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Jay Cutler and Matthew Stafford

Sports Illustrated has really gone and outdone themselves with this year’s NFL preview covers. They’re gunslingers and they’re also a bunch of dopes.

Mike McCarthy is Just an Offensive Coordinator

08/27/2014 - 9:00 am

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Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy was recently voted the sixth-best coach in the NFL. Why wasn’t he higher? Because he’s just an offensive coordinator.

Let’s Not Forget Aaron Rodgers is Dating Olivia Munn

08/27/2014 - 6:00 am

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Olivia Munn at Packers game

Oh, Olivia Munn, what are you doing this evening? Going to watch the Green Bay Packers thump some crappy team? Far out. We’re really turned on.

Packers Remaining Roster Moves All Injury-Related

08/26/2014 - 3:44 pm

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Rajion Neal

The Green Bay Packers got down to the 75-man roster limit by stashing six guys on injured reserve. Some were expected and some were not. Here’s the list.

Packers Have Really Waived Colt Lyerla This Time

08/26/2014 - 12:17 pm

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Colt Lyerla

You thought the Green Bay Packers waived Colt Lyerla already. But then they re-signed him and put him on IR. Well, they were just messing with you. Now they’ve really waived him.

Guys Still Don’t Want to Play in Green Bay

08/26/2014 - 9:00 am

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Green Bay women

Green Bay isn’t the first place you’d want to move to, but playing football, that’s a different story. Right? Not really. Some guys still don’t want to play in Green Bay.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Letroy Guion!

08/26/2014 - 6:00 am

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Letroy Guion

Offseason acquisition Letroy Guion finally got on the field for the Green Bay Packers, on Monday. He now has two days to make an impression and make the roster.

Carl Bradford Finally Gets a Look at Inside Linebacker

08/25/2014 - 3:39 pm

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Carl Bradford

The Green Bay Packers have been pretending Carl Bradford is an outside linebacker all training camp. Now they’re finally working him inside. Just in time, huh?

Matt Cassel is the Vikings’ Guy

08/25/2014 - 12:57 pm

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Matt Cassel

When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?

Because You Love Troy Aikman…

08/25/2014 - 10:00 am

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Troy Aikman: soap star

Green Bay Packers fans love Troy Aikman. It’s true! Well, not really, but we’re sure they will love Troy Aikman playing a soap opera star. Here’s video.

J.C. Tretter is Injured… Again

08/24/2014 - 1:14 pm

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J.C. Tretter

Green Bay Packers center J.C. Tretter has a knee injury and it doesn’t sound good. Corey Linsley will get the nod in the middle for now. Uh oh.

Packers First Round of Cuts Include Chris Harper

08/24/2014 - 11:26 am

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Chris Harper

The Green Bay Packers started trimming their roster to 75 by releasing seven players, including former fourth-round pick, receiver Chris Harper.

B.J. Raji is Out for the Year

08/23/2014 - 12:10 pm

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B.J. Raji

The worst has been confirmed for Green Bay Packers nose tackle B.J. Raji. He’s out for the year with a torn bicep. Fortunately, he’s not irreplaceable.

B.J. Raji Believed to Have Torn Bicep

08/23/2014 - 9:30 am

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B.J. Raji

Green Bay Packers nose tackle B.J. Raji injured his arm in Friday night’s game and the news isn’t good. Raji is believed to have a torn bicep. Now we wait.

Packers Handle Raiders in Regular Season Tuneup

08/22/2014 - 8:31 pm

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DuJuan Harris

The Green Bay Packers did what they were supposed to do and handled the Oakland Raiders in their regular-season tuneup, behind a dominant defense and a good enough offense.

Why Isn’t Jerry Kramer in the Hall of Fame?

08/22/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Packers Sweep: Jerry Kramer

Former Green Bay Packers guard Jerry Kramer is not a finalist for the Hall of Fame this year. Why isn’t Kramer in the Hall. The reasons appear numerous.

Three Quarterbacks for the Packers?

08/22/2014 - 7:00 am

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Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn

Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn have apparently played to a draw at this point. So could the Green Bay Packers keep three quarterbacks? It’s certainly possible.

Something’s Up with Casey Hayward

08/21/2014 - 1:30 pm

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Casey Hayward

Green Bay Packers cornerback Casey Hayward has missed two days of practice this week. Mike McCarthy says it’s precautionary. Hmmmmm…