Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Rodgers Won’t Practice Until Thursday

01/03/2015 - 8:16 am

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Aaron Rodgers injury

The Green Bay Packers returned to practice on Friday and quarterback Aaron Rodgers didn’t participate. He won’t participate until at least Thursday of next week.

Packers Have Promoted Eliot Wolf

01/02/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Eliot Wolf

Eliot Wolf, son of Ron, has been promoted to the Green Bay Packers director of player personnel. A good move for the Packers? We’ve heard otherwise.

Two Packers Make First-Team All Pro

01/02/2015 - 1:17 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers have four All Pros. Two players made the first team and two made the second team. You’ll most certainly only be able to guess three of them.

Packers Have Started Negotiations with Letroy Guion

01/01/2015 - 10:17 am

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Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers are high on defensive tackle Letroy Guion. So much so that they are already discussing a new contract with him. So long, B.J. Raji!

Ah, Here is Ndamukong Suh’s Totally Legit Excuse

12/31/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Ah, Ndamukong Suh has a totally legitimate excuse for stepping on Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week. We know you can’t wait to hear what it is. Enjoy!

Rodgers Thought Injury was Much Worse

12/31/2014 - 10:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers thought he tore his Achilles when he aggravated his calf injury against Detroit. Thankfully, that was not the case.

Ndamukong Suh is Playing Now, Fined Instead

12/30/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Ndamukong Suh

Human pile of feces Ndamukong Suh will indeed be playing this weekend, after the NFL overturned his suspension for intentionally stepping on Aaron Rodgers.

Kelly Hall is Angry, Everybody

12/30/2014 - 1:44 pm

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Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh's suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.

Oh, What Could Have Been, Chicago

12/30/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Phil Emery

The Chicago Bears can only think of what might have been. Thanks to former GM Phil Emery, the Bears were a dysfunctional mess from day one of his tenure.

Rodgers’ Injury: Six to Eight Weeks to Heal

12/30/2014 - 9:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

We thought Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers would be at or near full strength when the team plays again. That’s not going to be the case.

Ohhhhhhh! Now Shawn Slocum is Extremely Frustrated!

12/30/2014 - 6:00 am

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Shawn Slocum

The Green Bay Packers just had their seventh kick blocked this season and special teams coach Shawn Slocum is really frustrated. Certainly, that will do a lot of good.

Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

12/29/2014 - 4:00 pm

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Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

These are the Packers’ 2015 Opponents

12/29/2014 - 3:00 pm

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Russell Wilson

Now that they’ve won the NFC North, we can add Dallas and Carolina to the list of the Green Bay Packers’ 2015 opponents. With the NFC West and AFC West, It’s not an easy slate.

Unfortunately, The Chicago Bears are Cleaning House

12/29/2014 - 1:58 pm

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Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears canned general manager Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman on Monday, which is probably bad news for the Green Bay Packers. Of course, so long as they keep their legendary QB, we’ll be fine.

Five More: Packers 30, Lions 20

12/29/2014 - 10:08 am

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Richard Rodgers

Here are five quick thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions, including the emergence of DickRodge and more buffoonery.

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

12/28/2014 - 5:54 pm

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Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Packers Gut Out Win Over Lions, Take Division

12/28/2014 - 4:51 pm

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers, led by a battered Aaron Rodgers, gutted out a win over the hapless Detroit Lions for another division title and the No. 2 seed in the NFC.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

12/28/2014 - 10:35 am

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Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

McCarthy: No Concern About Aaron Rodgers

12/26/2014 - 11:40 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy says he has no concern about Aaron Rodgers and his injured calf going into Sunday’s game with Detroit.

Aaron Rodgers is a Swell Guy

12/26/2014 - 9:21 am

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Aaron Rodgers vs. St. Louis Rams

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a bundle to his offensive linemen that included a new 55-inch TV for Christmas. What a guy!