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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre

10/08/2014 - 7:42 am

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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers just played his 99th game for the team. How do his numbers stack up with one Brett Favre through 99 games? Pretty favorably.

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

10/07/2014 - 1:09 pm

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Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Vikings DT Tom Johnson Got Tasered Because, Vikings

10/07/2014 - 6:00 am

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Tom Johnson

Defensive tackle Tom Johnson carried on the legacy of many Minnesota Vikings greats before him. He got arrested after a night at the club. He also got Tasered.

Ryan Taylor is Out, Kevin Dorsey is In

10/06/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Ryan Taylor

The Green Bay Packers decided they’ve had enough of veteran tight end Ryan Taylor. They released him on Monday and signed receiver Kevin Dorsey from the practice squad.

Return of The Walrus?

10/06/2014 - 12:31 pm

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Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren has nothing to do. The Oakland Raiders just canned their coach. Is The Walrus going to coach the Raiders? He says probably not. We say yes.

Here’s Where a Chicago Bears Player Tells the Fans Off

10/06/2014 - 10:17 am

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Lamarr Houston tells Bears fans off

Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.

Jim Schwartz Carried Off, Neck Beard Celebrates Like Mad

10/05/2014 - 3:01 pm

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Kyle Orton celebrating

The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.

This is a Fuckin’ Rivalry!

10/04/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Wayne from Chetek

Wayne from Chetek with some crack analysis on what makes the Green Bay Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings so special.

Five More: Packers 42, Vikings 10

10/04/2014 - 5:18 am

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Jamari Lattimore

The Green Bay Packers demolished the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday night. Here are five more thoughts on the game, with kudos for some clowns that don’t usually get them.


10/03/2014 - 9:51 am

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Eddie Lacy

Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy Eddie Lacy in one spectacular gif.

Green Bay Packers Thrash Minnesota Vikings

10/02/2014 - 8:44 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Eddie Lacy and an opportune defense led the Green Bay Packers to an out-and-out stomping of the Christian Ponder-led Minnesota Vikings on Thursday night.

Luther Robinson Got the Call Up

10/02/2014 - 3:29 pm

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Luther Robinson

Luther Robinson is a big boy now! Robinson was promoted from the Green Bay Packers practice squad to the active roster today.

Talking Shit with Minnesota Vikings Fans 2014, First Edition

10/02/2014 - 1:22 pm

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Minnesota Vikings suck

It’s time for Green Bay Packers vs. the despicable Minnesota Vikings. That means we tried to get a coherent thought out of a Vikings fan. See if we succeeded.

Jarrett Boykin Injury Worse Than Anyone Thought

10/02/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jarrett Boykin

Receiver Jarrett Boykin has a balky groin. It’s worse than anyone thought. That is SO the Green Bay Packers medical staff. It’s also good news for Davante Adams.

Aaron Rodgers Smoking a Joint is a Tribute to Jay Cutler

10/01/2014 - 4:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers smoking a joint

Aaron Rodgers has an interesting story about that hand signal he does where it looks like he’s smoking a joint. He says it’s a tribute to Jay Cutler.

Jumal Rolle is No More

10/01/2014 - 1:30 pm

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Jumal Rolle

Cornerback Jumal Rolle got a chance to get the hell out of Green Bay and he took it, signing with the Houston Texans. His ass probably feels a lot better.

Greg Jennings Does Not Miss Green Bay

10/01/2014 - 12:00 pm

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Greg Jennings mistake

Minnesota Vikings receiver Greg Jennings always knows the right things to say. This week he tells us how he does not miss Green Bay.

Brett Favre Has Let Himself Grow!

10/01/2014 - 6:00 am

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Brett Favre for Microtouch

Brett Favre will obviously take any endorsement that comes his way. Here he is for MicroTouch, which gives unwanted insight into his grooming habits.

Mike McCarthy is Aware James Starks Still Exists

09/30/2014 - 1:00 pm

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James Starks

Running back James Starks didn’t touch the ball once last week against Chicago. Mike McCarthy is aware of this. Mike McCarthy is sorry.

We’re Ready for More Mike Pennel

09/30/2014 - 9:25 am

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Mike Pennel

Who’s ready for more Mike Pennel at nose tackle for the Green Bay Packers? We sure are. We’ve seen enough of Letroy Guion already.