Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Ryan Pace will Now be Screwing up the Chicago Bears

01/08/2015 - 3:02 pm

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Ryan Pace

We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!

Aaron Rodgers Practiced Today

01/08/2015 - 12:40 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to practice on Thursday for the first time in two weeks. That probably calls for some Outkast, no?

Aaron Rodgers’ Calf has Slight Tear

01/08/2015 - 11:29 am

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Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has more than just a calf strain. He has a slight tear. That raises some questions about this week’s game.

Look Out, the Packers Are Hungry

01/08/2015 - 9:56 am

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Josh Sitton

Much like the 2010 team, this Green Bay Packers team is hungry. Or at least they say they are. Unfortunately, they’re going to need more than that to get to the Super Bowl.

Ariella Ferrera Loves Aaron Rodgers

01/08/2015 - 7:00 am

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Ariella Ferrera

Ariella Ferrera is a porn star. A porn star who loves the Green Bay Packers, especially Aaron Rodgers. Maybe he should trade in that old model for this one.

Davon House Plans on Making his Triumphant Return

01/07/2015 - 5:00 pm

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers have been without cornerback Davon House since week 14. That looks like it will change this week. House says he’s playing. Just soon enough.

Olivia Munn has a Puppy, Needs Attention

01/07/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Olivia Munn

Oh look, everybody! Olivia Munn has a puppy and needs your attention. Please stop what you’re doing and give her the attention she so desperately craves!

The Other Jay Cutler Doesn’t Like Mondays

01/07/2015 - 12:00 pm

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the other Jay Cutler

The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.

You’re All Free to Mock Chris Christie Now

01/07/2015 - 10:00 am

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Chris Christie

New Jersey Governor and outed Dallas Cowboys fan Chris Christie has gotten so easy to mock that even Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is doing it now. We’ll explain.

Remember That Detroit Lions Super Bowl Tattoo?

01/07/2015 - 7:00 am

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Dave Morian

Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.

Aaron Rodgers Says Packers Not Good Enough in Playoffs

01/06/2015 - 5:35 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers says the Green Bay Packers haven’t been good enough in the playoffs since winning the Super Bowl. He’s right and his play is what needs to improve.

This Guy…

01/06/2015 - 2:04 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is a dancing machine. He’ll be dancing all over the Dallas Cowboys’ grave, come Sunday. Visual evidence inside.

Anna Kendrick Talks About Filming with the Packers

01/06/2015 - 12:43 pm

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Anna Kendrick

Anna Kendrick is in Pitch Perfect 2. So are a bunch of Green Bay Packers because they are 12-year-old girls. Here’s Kendrick talking about filming with them.

Eagles Interested in Eliot Wolf

01/06/2015 - 9:51 am

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Eliot Wolf

There’s good reason the Green Bay Packers promoted Eliot Wolf last week. The Philadelphia Eagles have just come calling. Too bad their job opening is shit.

Oh, the Dallas Cowboys are Undefeated on the Road?

01/06/2015 - 6:00 am

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Tony Romo playoffs

If you haven’t already heard — and you probably have — the Dallas Cowboys are undefeated on the road this season. Here’s why we give exactly zero shits about that.

So Aaron Rodgers is a Nut Job

01/05/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Confirmed: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is a total nut job. It’s apparently his sense of humor that keeps teammates at ease during the season.

Julius Peppers Wants to, Expects to Return

01/05/2015 - 9:00 am

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Julius Peppers

There’s already speculation about Julius Peppers’ future with the Green Bay Packers. Peppers wants to return, but can the Packers afford him? That’s the question.

The Last Time Dallas Travelled to Green Bay in the Playoffs…

01/05/2015 - 7:50 am

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Ice Bowl

Sunday will mark the Dallas Cowboys’ second trip to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs. The first time? It was the Ice Bowl.

Packers Get Dallas Cowboys in Divisional Round

01/04/2015 - 5:08 pm

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The Green Bay Packers get a date with the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs, thanks to Detroit’s typical ineptitude. Here’s what we know about Dallas.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Tweets About Police Stop, Deletes It

01/04/2015 - 8:51 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was stopped by the cops this weekend because he looked like a robbery suspect. He didn’t like it too much.