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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

09/17/2014 - 8:44 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 14 comments

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Aaron Rodgers Shooting Ford Commercial, Broad in Tow

09/16/2014 - 12:02 pm

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Aaron Rodgers is about to unleash a new Ford commercial on you. Olivia Munn was there for the shoot to make sure everything went well.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

09/16/2014 - 10:05 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 9 comments

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Andy Mulumba Probably Headed to IR

09/16/2014 - 6:00 am

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Andy Mulumba

The Green Bay Packers look like they’ve lost linebacker Andy Mulumba for the year. They’re calling his knee injury significant.

About That Timeout…

09/15/2014 - 3:11 pm

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Posted in New York Jets | 9 comments

The New York Jets had a game-tying touchdown taken away from them because they are morons. Too bad for them.

Five More: Packers 31, Jets 24

09/15/2014 - 9:00 am

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Posted in game analysis | 33 comments

Jordy Nelson

Hey, the Green Bay Packers got their first win of the season on Sunday. It wasn’t pretty though. Here are five more somewhat rational thoughts about the win.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

09/15/2014 - 6:00 am

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Posted in fans, Minnesota Vikings | 11 comments

Adrian Peterson fan

There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Packers Escape with 31-24 Win Over the Jets

09/14/2014 - 5:48 pm

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Posted in game analysis, New York Jets | 28 comments

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers only needed to do one thing to beat the New York Jets. Throw it to Jordy Nelson and pray. They did that in an ugly 31-24 victory.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

09/13/2014 - 4:43 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 8 comments

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

09/12/2014 - 8:08 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 43 comments

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Here’s the Best News You’ve Heard All Week

09/12/2014 - 11:26 am

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Posted in Brad Jones, Jamari Lattimore | 14 comments

Brad Jones

It’s about Green Bay Packers inside linebacker Brad Jones.

Check Out Old Man Brett Favre

09/12/2014 - 9:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre | 3 comments

Old Man Brett Favre is working out like a boss, probably plotting one last, great comeback.

Mike Pennel Looks Like He’s Getting His Shot

09/12/2014 - 6:00 am

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Mike Pennel

The Green Bay Packers seem to have come to the realization they need a wide body at nose tackle. Enter undrafted rookie Mike Pennel.

Eddie Lacy is Back

09/11/2014 - 11:40 am

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Posted in injuries | 10 comments

Eddie Lacy getting stuffed

The Green Bay Packers got running back Eddie Lacy back from his concussion hiatus on Thursday. That and other injury news.

Ha Ha Not Amused

09/11/2014 - 9:00 am

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Posted in Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Rex Ryan | 11 comments

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan says he preferred Calvin Pryor over Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix in the draft. There must be bulletin board material here somewhere!

Packers Fans Are Appalled!

09/11/2014 - 6:00 am

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Packers bikinis

What is this world coming to? Appalling behavior all around, especially by Green Bay Packers fans!

Bryan Bulaga Practices, Could Play

09/10/2014 - 12:46 pm

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Bryan Bulaga

Right tackle Bryan Bulaga practiced on Wednesday, but looked gimpy doing so. Is he going to go this week? There’s a possibility, it appears.

Esera Tuaolo is Back Because of Course!

09/10/2014 - 9:56 am

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Esera Tuaolo

The Green Bay Packers will have former player Esera Tuaolo singing the national anthem this weekend, but probably only because he’s gay.

Aaron Rodgers Has Another Story About Richard Sherman

09/10/2014 - 6:00 am

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Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Seattle Seahawks | 10 comments

Aaron Rodgers and Richard Sherman

Aaron Rodgers hopes Richard Sherman gets some work this season. Maybe, if he actually tried to cover the opposition’s No. 1 receiver…

So You’re Saying You Might Bench Brad Jones?

09/09/2014 - 9:30 am

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Posted in Brad Jones | 23 comments

Brad Jones

Brad Jones is a problem for the Green Bay Packers. Are they going to do anything about that problem? Dom Capers gives us a glimmer of hope.