Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Jordy Nelson Has a Sweet-Ass Beard

10/27/2015 - 11:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Jordy Nelson | 6 comments

Jordy Nelson's beard

Jordy Nelson doesn’t have a lot on his plate right now and you know what that means. You’re stuck in Wisconsin with jack shit to do — time to grow a beard!

Now Here’s Mike Ditka in a Packers Sweater

10/27/2015 - 9:25 am

Tags: , ,
Posted in advertising | 12 comments

Mike Ditka in a Packers sweater

We now have proof that Mike Ditka will shill for anyone. We also know why he was wearing that Green Bay Packers jersey last week. Because McDonald’s said.

Lions’ New Offensive Coordinator is Named Jim Bob Cooter

10/27/2015 - 8:36 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Detroit Lions | 14 comments

Jim Bob Cooter

The Detroit Lions needed a scapegoat and that was offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi. The Lions new offensive coordinator is Jim Bob Cooter. So perfect.

McCarthy Calls Report About Guion “Garbage,” Misses Point

10/26/2015 - 1:54 pm

Tags: , ,
Posted in Letroy Guion, Mike McCarthy | 24 comments

Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy was asked about the report on Letroy Guion’s checkered past and dismissed it as garbage. He won’t be held accountable. We doubt anyone will.

Raji and Perry Return, Montgomery and Starks Out

10/26/2015 - 12:43 pm

Tags: , , , ,
Posted in injuries | 6 comments

B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers defense got stronger during the bye, but it looks like their offense got weaker. Raji and Perry return, Montgomery and Starks are out.

Davante Adams, Morgan Burnett Expected to Return

10/26/2015 - 11:19 am

Tags: , , ,
Posted in injuries | No comments

Davante Adams

Oh, so you guys want to actually play some football this week? Maybe? The Green Bay Packers should have receiver Davante Adams and safety Morgan Burnett back this week.

Here Are Some Fun Stats for Packers-Broncos

10/26/2015 - 10:22 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Denver Broncos | 9 comments

Peyton Manning

Big game this weekend. Green Bay Packers vs. Denver Broncos. Want to get fired up? Here are some of the fun stats to note for this matchup of undefeateds.

We’re Guessing Aaron Rodgers Spent the Bye in Mexico

10/26/2015 - 8:26 am

Tags: , ,
Posted in broads | 7 comments

Olivia Munn

The Green Bay Packers had a bye last week and Olivia Munn was in Mexico on vacation. If you know anything about Aaron Rodgers, that also puts him in Mexico.

Letroy Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

10/25/2015 - 11:32 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Letroy Guion | 11 comments

Letroy Guion

A new report doesn’t paint a pretty picture of Letroy Guion, who has had a history of legal problems. It also makes the Green Bay Packers look idiotic.

It’s Time for More Damarious Randall

10/23/2015 - 11:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Damarious Randall | 8 comments

Damarious Randall

Rookie cornerback Damarious Randall has performed well for the Green Bay Packers in limited action. It’s time for him to enter the starting lineup.

Here’s How Awful Colin Kaepernick Has Become

10/23/2015 - 9:38 am

Tags: ,
Posted in San Francisco 49ers | 8 comments

Colin Kaepernick's errant pass

Better watch out if you’re standing on the sideline at Levi’s Stadium. You just might get blasted in the face with an errant Colin Kaepernick pass.

Where the Bears Cut Someone and Call the Cops

10/23/2015 - 8:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Chicago Bears | 7 comments

Jay Ratliff

The Chicago Bears released defensive tackle Jay Ratliff this week and then they called the cops. Why? We’ll let you decide when you’re done laughing.

What if Brett Favre Had Stayed with Packers?

10/22/2015 - 1:00 pm

Tags: , ,
Posted in Brett Favre | 9 comments

Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers, what if

Dave Dameshek speculates about what would have happened if the Green Bay Packers had taken Brett Favre back in 2008. Not pretty in a lot of ways.

Mike Ditka in a Packers Jersey

10/22/2015 - 11:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Uncategorized | 4 comments

Mike Ditka in a Packers jersey

Here’s Mike Ditka in a Green Bay Packers jersey. Why? We’re not really sure, but it’s gotta be part of some sort of stupid promotion. Check the video.

These Guys Think They’re In a Boy Band

10/21/2015 - 3:00 pm

Tags: , , , , , ,
Posted in defense | 14 comments

Green Bay Packers boy band

Here’s a bunch of guys on the Green Bay Packers defense doing their best New Edition impression. We think you should go ahead and give their boy band a name.

Jermichael Finley’s Surgery Didn’t Work

10/21/2015 - 12:49 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in Jermichael Finley | 2 comments

Jermichael Finley injury

We now know why Jermichael Finley finally decided to retire. It’s because his neck surgery didn’t take and for all intents and purposes, he’s still injured.

Aaron Rodgers’ Throwback and Double Check the Uniforms

10/21/2015 - 9:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 3 comments

Aaron Rodgers in "Throwbacks"

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers: pitchman. Rodgers’ new State Farm commercial debuted Sunday and we also got another 16-bit spot to go with it.

Clay Matthews with the Zubaz and the Death Stare

10/21/2015 - 7:00 am

Tags: , ,
Posted in Clay Matthews III | 17 comments

Clay Matthews death stare

There’s so much going on in this photo of Clay Matthews at child’s birthday party. We’ll break it down for you, from the death stare to the Zubaz.

Ditka Rips One

10/20/2015 - 3:00 pm

Posted in media | 5 comments

Mike Ditka fart

Mike Ditka is losing it. Here you get to see him losing control of his bodily functions and letting one rip during Monday Night Countdown. Ditka!

Where’s Waldo? North End Zone…

10/20/2015 - 1:00 pm

Posted in fans | 2 comments

Where's Waldo?

Where’s Waldo? I think we’ve located him and he’s not even trying to blend in anymore. Waldo was in the north end zone at Lambeau Field on Sunday.