Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Rodgers, Clinton-Dix Join Key & Peele

01/29/2015 - 7:00 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Aaron Rodgers joined Key & Peele for East West Bowl 3: Pro Edition. Go right ahead and watch it here if you’re interested in a laugh.

Clay Matthews Quit on the Packers

01/28/2015 - 1:48 pm

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Clay Matthews is a quitter

The evidence seems pretty clear now. Clay Matthews wasn’t on the field near the end of regulation during the NFC Championship game because he didn’t want to be. He “needed a minute.”

Shawn Slocum Just Got a Zero Confidence Vote

01/28/2015 - 11:39 am

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so you're telling me there's a chance

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy didn’t come out and say he’s going to fire special teams coach Shawn Slocum, but he didn’t give him a vote of confidence either.

Legend of Shawn Slocum Continues to Grow

01/28/2015 - 9:07 am

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Shawn Slocum

Green Bay Packers special teams coach Shawn Slocum is going to be remembered for a long time around these parts. He truly is a special, special talent. Here’s the latest chapter in his legendary run.

Take a Look at These Clowns

01/28/2015 - 7:00 am

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Legion of Boom

The Seattle Seahawks’ Legion of Boom has really gone and outdone themselves this time. Check out the photoshoot that made everyone think New Edition was getting back together.

Favre Says Rodgers the Best, but Not MVP

01/27/2015 - 2:14 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Brett Favre believes Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is the best in the game, but he doesn’t think he should win the MVP this year. Favre likes Dreamboat for that honor.

Joe Biden Digs Aaron Rodgers

01/27/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Joe Biden

Vice President Joe Biden is a big Aaron Rodgers fan. That, or he just wants nothing to do with Olivia Munn. Either way, here’s the Veep chatting up the MVP.

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn at Mortdecai After Party

01/27/2015 - 10:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn dragged Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers to an after party for Mortdecai last week. We know you want to see the photos, so here they are.

You're on Notice, You Ginger Sonofabitch!

01/27/2015 - 8:30 am

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Tim Masthay

The Green Bay Packers put punter Tim Masthay on notice by signing some competition. That comes in the form of former Alabama punter Cody Mandell. Get your shit together, you ginger sonofabitch!

Charles Woodson WILL NEVER DIE!

01/26/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Charles Woodson

The Oakland Raiders have just signed Charles Woodson to play an 18th NFL season, proving that Charles Woodson will never die, much to the chagrin of Big Ted.

Jay Cutler Takes Care of Kids Like He Plays Football

01/26/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jay Cutler and son

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.

Washington Interested in Alonzo Highsmith

01/26/2015 - 11:00 am

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Alonzo Highsmith and Sam Shields

Washington has requested permission to talk to Green Bay Packers senior personnel executive Alonzo Highsmith. Welcome to the offseason.

Jordy Nelson and Clay Matthews Celebrate at Pro Bowl

01/26/2015 - 8:51 am

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Jordy Nelson and Clay Matthews celebrate

Clay Matthews and Jordy Nelson celebrated with each other after Nelson scored a touchdown in the second quarter of the Pro Bowl. This wouldn’t be noteworthy, except they were on different teams.

Sam Shields Says Dez Bryant Caught that Ball

01/24/2015 - 1:53 pm

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Dez Bryant says that was a catch

Just like Dez Bryant, Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields doesn’t know the rules of what constitutes a catch either. Go ahead and ask him.

Quick Look at the Green Bay Packers Free Agents

01/24/2015 - 10:09 am

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Randall Cobb

It’s the offseason and that means free agency. Here’s a look at the Green Bay Packers free agents. Two of these guys are going to command some big money.

Here’s More NFL Bad Lip Reading

01/23/2015 - 3:00 pm

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NFL Bad Lip Reading

We’ve got nothing more to say this week, so fuck it. Let’s have a laugh. Here’s another version of NFL Bad Lip Reading.

Someone is Suing the NFL Over Dez Bryant Non-Catch

01/23/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Dez Bryant

A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing the NFL for $89 billion for ruling that Dez Bryant did not make a fourth down catch in the divisional playoff game with the Green Bay Packers.

Packers Predictably Last in Special Teams Rankings

01/23/2015 - 10:53 am

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Tim Masthay

How bad were the Green Bay Packers special teams in 2014? They were the worst according to the Dallas Morning News’ special teams rankings. We are not surprised.

Finally, Someone Else Wants to Fire Shawn Slocum

01/22/2015 - 3:05 pm

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Shawn Slocum

Year after year, the Green Bay Packers are bad on special teams. The one constant is special teams coach Shawn Slocum. Well, he may FINALLY be on his way out.

Alex Van Pelt isn’t Going Anywhere

01/22/2015 - 1:30 pm

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Alex Van Pelt

The Green Bay Packers have denied permission for other teams to interview quarterbacks coach Alex Van Pelt, which means he won’t be going anywhere at the moment.