Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Big Mike is Tired of Hearing About That Denver Game

11/05/2015 - 10:05 am

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Denver Bronco

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is tired of hearing about how his team got their asses handed to them by Denver. So are we. There are more important matters at hand.

Here’s a Totally Misleading Aaron Rodgers’ Stat

11/05/2015 - 8:37 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The media is feeding the narrative that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t lost two consecutive games in over four years. We’re going to debunk the hell out of that nonsense.

No More Paid Patriotism for Packers, NFL

11/04/2015 - 2:23 pm

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Packers Hometown Heroes

The Green Bay Packers will no longer get to accept taxpayer money for fake ceremonies “honoring” military personnel. They should have known better to begin with.

Mike McCarthy will Not Be Taking Back Play Calling Duties

11/04/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers need a spark on offense, but they won’t be getting it from head coach Mike McCarthy. McCarthy will not be reclaiming his role as play caller.

Randall Cobb Says It’s His Fault

11/04/2015 - 9:00 am

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Randall Cobb

No one on the Green Bay Packers offense wants to take the blame for their lackluster play of late. That is, except for receiver Randall Cobb. Refreshing.

Say Hello to Rodgersface

11/04/2015 - 7:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers face

The Manning boys have Manningface. Well, say hello to Rodgersface. It doesn’t appear often, but when it does, you know the Green Bay Packers are getting killed.

More Opportunities for Packers’ Young Tight Ends Coming?

11/03/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Justin Perillo

Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Edgar Bennett knows the team has a problem at tight end. That may finally lead to more opportunities for Justin Perillo and Kennard Backman.

Mike Ditka Tells Bears Fans to Get a Life

11/03/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Mike Ditka in a Packers sweater

Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka recently wore a Green Bay Packers sweater in a commercial. Bears fans did not approve. Well, Ditka has a message for them.

It’s Time for Aaron Rodgers to Man Up

11/03/2015 - 11:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers has some major issues against top defenses on the road. Here are the disturbing stats and the even more disturbing mindset of the Packers’ best player.

Clements Suggests Rodgers Just Needs to Throw the Ball

11/03/2015 - 9:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers vs. Denver

The guy who calls the plays for the Green Bay Packers, Tom Clements, has it figured out. His plays would work if Aaron Rodgers would just throw the damn ball.

Clay Matthews High Five Mannequin

11/03/2015 - 7:00 am

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Clay Matthews high five mannequin

It’s the Clay Matthews high five mannequin, which is both practical and fun. Just high five the mannequin and the mannequin will make you smell good.

Packers Have Two Options to Fix Their Offense

11/02/2015 - 2:55 pm

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Randall Cobb

The Green Bay Packers have two options to fix their offense. They can either acquire a playmaker or they can change their scheme and plays they call.

Clay Matthews Demonstrates Toughness, But It Hinders Him

11/02/2015 - 12:30 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews demonstrated his toughness by returning to the game after injuring his ankle. Unfortunately, it cost the team.

Sam Shields Injury Not Serious

11/02/2015 - 11:14 am

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Sam Shields

Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields left the team’s loss to the Denver Broncos with a shoulder injury. It apparently looked worse than it is.

Wade Phillips Trolls Packers, Is An Idiot

11/02/2015 - 10:17 am

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Wade Phillips

Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips is making fun of the Green Bay Packers on Twitter. He has that right after Sunday, but is still an idiot.

Five More Thoughts on Packers’ 29-10 Loss to Broncos

11/02/2015 - 8:57 am

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Denver Bronco

We’re combing through the ashes and pulling things out of the wreckage that is the Green Bay Packers’ 29-10 loss to the Denver Broncos. Here are five more thoughts.

Packers Exposed, Blasted By Broncos

11/01/2015 - 8:45 pm

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Peyton Manning carving up the Packers

The Green Bay Packers got blown out by the Denver Broncos, who aren’t shit to begin with, which just proves how dogshit the Packers are. Fucking pretenders.

Bob McGinn Rips Packers New Asshole, Is Right To

11/01/2015 - 9:35 am

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Rob Davis and B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers leadership refuses to be held accountable for anything. Well, we wonder if they’ll be held accountable for this latest incident.

Animated Clay Matthews in Super Weird Old Spice Spot

11/01/2015 - 8:26 am

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animated Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews is playing the harp while the Indianapolis Colt caresses his hair. We wonder what the deeper meaning is. It’s the latest spot from Old Spice.

B.J. Raji and Damarious Randall Now Probable

10/31/2015 - 1:52 pm

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B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers must have seen good things from two injured defenders during Saturday’s practice. Both B.J. Raji and Damarious Randall are now probable.