Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


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Clay Matthews Will Grace Us With His Presence This Week

08/26/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Clay Matthews less beard

The Green Bay Packers will finally see linebacker Clay Matthews on the field this week. Matthew returned to practice on Wednesday and vows to play Saturday.

Jared Abbrederis is Active Again

08/26/2015 - 10:00 am

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Jared Abbrederis

Receiver Jared Abbrederis has been sidelined by a concussion since training camp began. He finally looks like he might once again see the practice field soon.

Where God Meant for Jordy Nelson to Get Hurt

08/26/2015 - 8:00 am

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Glover Quin

Detroit Lions safety Glover Quin, a scholarly individual if there ever was one, knows why Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson got hurt. God said so.

It Sounds Like Status Quo Without Jordy Nelson

08/25/2015 - 2:24 pm

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Davante Adams

The Green Bay Packers goals or offensive approach haven’t changed without Jordy Nelson. It doesn’t sound like they’ll be looking outside for help either.

Jordy Nelson Thanked You on Facebook

08/25/2015 - 1:15 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson took time out on Monday to thank everyone who’s supported him since his injury. On Facebook, no less. Because that’s how he rolls!

Lil Wayne Has Some Hot Takes on the Packers

08/25/2015 - 10:00 am

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Lil Wayne talks Packers

Lil Wayne was on First Take on Monday talking about his Green Bay Packers, including his take on the Jordy Nelson injury and who’s going to the Super Bowl.

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Lip Syncing

08/25/2015 - 8:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn lip syncing

Hey, look everyone! It’s Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his lady, Olivia Munn, lip syncing. Because that’s what young couples do!

It’s Official: Jordy Nelson Done for the Year

08/24/2015 - 3:35 pm

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Jordy Nelson injury

It’s not unexpected news at this point, but an MRI has confirmed it. The Green Bay Packers will be without Jordy Nelson for the entirety of the 2015 season.

Aaron Rodgers Doesn’t Think Much of Your Stupid Preseason

08/24/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers to Jordy Nelson

NFL preseason football. For the most part, it’s a steaming pile of bullshit. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodges would like you to know he knows it.

Reggie Wayne Signed with Patriots

08/24/2015 - 10:54 am

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Reggie Wayne

If the Green Bay Packers were interested in signing free agent receiver Reggie Wayne, they were out of the running before they even got in. Wayne is a Patriot.

Packers’ Options for Replacing Jordy Nelson

08/24/2015 - 10:00 am

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Reggie Wayne

If the Green Bay Packers lose receiver Jordy Nelson for the season as expected, they do have some options to replace him. Really, there’s nothing to worry about here.

Five More Thoughts on Packers’ Loss to Steelers

08/24/2015 - 9:17 am

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Jordy Nelson injury

The Green Bay Packers may have bigger issues than Jordy Nelson’s knee injury. Then again, maybe not. Here are five more thoughts on the loss to Pittsburgh.

Packers Fall to Steelers, Lose More Than Game

08/23/2015 - 6:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers sacked

The Green Bay Packers dropped a 24-19 game to the Pittsburgh Steelers and lost more than that in the process. This is about the game. Here’s what we saw.

Aaron Rodgers Says It’s Nice to Be Back

08/21/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hates being a pocket passer. He’s better on the run and now that he’s healthy, he says it’s good to be back.

Mark Murphy Thinks (Some of) Your Ideas Are Dumb

08/21/2015 - 11:00 am

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Mark Murphy

Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy has a sweet job, but he also has to deal with some nonsense. Nonsense like your stupid ideas about running the team.

David Bakhtiari Blames Knee for Poor Performance

08/21/2015 - 9:00 am

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David Bakhtiari

Green Bay Packers tackle David Bakhtiari got off to a poor start in the team’s first preseason game. He blames the knee injury he’s been sidelined with.

The Future Titletown District Looks Pretty Dope

08/21/2015 - 7:00 am

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Titletown District

The Green Bay Packers unveiled their full plans for the Titletown District on Thursday. We weren’t impressed before, but we sure as hell are now.

Aaron Rodgers’ Mobility is No Question

08/20/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Not that we thought there was any question. Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy says Aaron Rodgers’ mobility is fine and they will be playing a mobile offense.

Big Ted Doesn’t Need a 90-Man Roster!

08/20/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Laughing at Ted Thompson

Ted Thompson — master of disaster! Big Ted knows he doesn’t have 90 players on his roster and doesn’t care because sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Has Had Enough of This Bike Riding Crap!

08/20/2015 - 8:00 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix has had enough

Yeah, kid, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix will play your stupid bike riding game. He sure as hell won’t like it though. Here’s how Ha Ha plays the Dream Drive game.