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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

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A.J. Hawk Played Injured Last Season

02/21/2015 - 8:00 am

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A.J. Hawk

A.J. Hawk never used injury as an excuse for his poor play in 2014, but the Green Bay Packers inside linebacker had ankle surgery after the season. Is that the reason for his regression or just a ploy?

Your Brad Jones Nightmare is Over

02/20/2015 - 2:32 pm

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Brad Jones

The Green Bay Packers have put an end to linebacker Brad Jones’ tenure with the club and we’re ready to celebrate! They also saved some money in the process of cutting out a cancer.

Packers Want Davon House Back

02/20/2015 - 1:31 pm

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Davon House

The Green Bay Packers have told cornerback Davon House they want to re-sign him. They may be guaranteeing him a starting job in the process, which likely spells the end of Tramon Williams.

McCarthy: We were the Best Team in Football

02/20/2015 - 10:31 am

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy has said what we’ve all been thinking. The Green Bay Packers were the best team in football in 2014. Too bad they didn’t prove it.

Packers Would Welcome Letroy Guion Back

02/20/2015 - 8:00 am

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Letroy Guion

The Green Bay Packers appear ready to welcome defensive tackle Letroy Guion back to the team if and when his drug possession charges are cleared up (and a couple other things happen).

It Sure Sounds Like Matt Flynn’s Reign is Over

02/19/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn

Both of the Green Bay Packers backup quarterbacks are free agents. It sure sounds as if only one of them is going to be re-signed. So long, Matt Flynn.

Julius Peppers will be Back

02/19/2015 - 1:02 pm

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Julius Peppers

Well, that’s been cleared up. Despite advancing age and a huge salary cap number, outside linebacker Julius Peppers will be back with the Green Bay Packers in 2015, according to Mike McCarthy.

Packers Have Approximately $21 Million in Cap Space

02/19/2015 - 11:00 am

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Packers win

Want to pretend you’re the general manager of the Green Bay Packers? Here is the team’s financial situation entering free agency and their free agent class. Get to work!

These Guys Actually Sang in Pitch Perfect 2

02/19/2015 - 9:00 am

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Green Bay Packers: Pitch Perfect 2

Jordan Rodgers, younger brother of Aaron, was on TMZ this week talking about his appearance with the Green Bay Packers in Pitch Perfect 2. They actually did their own singing.

Brandon Bostick is a Viking, Because of Course

02/18/2015 - 3:03 pm

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Brandon Bostick

Former Green Bay Packers tight end Brandon Bostick is now a member of the Minnesota Vikings. It couldn’t have played out any other way, could it have?

Adrian Peterson Probably Returning to Vikings

02/18/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Adrian Peterson

We thought we had seen the last of Adrian Peterson in a Minnesota Vikings uniform. Well, not so fast. The Vikings, where character is optional, now expect Peterson to return.

Aaron Rodgers Stood Up in a Wedding

02/18/2015 - 12:29 pm

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Aaron Rodgers stands up in a wedding

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was having a grand old time standing up in one of his boy’s weddings recently. Here’s QB1 looking sharp!

New Bears Regime Not Committed to Jay Cutler

02/18/2015 - 10:25 am

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Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?

The POPO is Just After Letroy Guion’s Cash and Truck

02/18/2015 - 7:00 am

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Letroy Guion

It will be decided this week whether Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Letroy Guion gets to keep $190,000 in cash and his $60,000 truck or if it goes to Starke PD. We smell bullshit.

Kevin Dorsey: Also Cut by Packers

02/17/2015 - 3:43 pm

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Kevin Dorsey

The Green Bay Packers have parted ways with receiver Kevin Dorsey. The former seventh-round pick joins tight end Brandon Bostick in getting released this week.

Casey Noble, Clay Matthews are Parents

02/17/2015 - 12:48 pm

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Clay Matthews and Casey Noble

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is a daddy. Casey Noble gave birth to Matthews’ first child early this week. And this is what you might call a complex situation.

This Might Be Aaron Rodgers Getting a BJ

02/17/2015 - 10:13 am

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers likes blowjobs as much as the next guy, we assume. We never thought we’d see him getting one though. He allegedly is doing just that right here.

Randall Cobb Reportedly Seeking $9 Million Annually

02/17/2015 - 9:00 am

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Randall Cobb and James Starks

We knew receiver Randall Cobb was going to get a huge contract and now we have a number. Cobb is reportedly seeking $9 million annually and he’ll likely get it.

Brandon Bostick is Gone

02/16/2015 - 1:07 pm

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Brandon Bostick

The Green Bay Packers have parted ways with tight end Brandon Bostick. We’ll look at why they released the once-promising player. Hint: It’s not the onside kick.

Brett Favre Does Some Dad Stuff

02/16/2015 - 11:00 am

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Brett Favre and Deanna Favre

Brett Favre took some time out of his busy schedule of making demands to catch some sweet volleyball action over the weekend. He probably made some demands there too.