Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Datone Jones is Now an Outside Linebacker

11/20/2015 - 9:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Datone Jones | 23 comments

Datone Jones

The tradition continues in Green Bay. The Packers draft a defensive end and convert him to outside linebacker. The latest on the move is Datone Jones.

Minnesota Vikings Take Stupidity to a Higher Level

11/20/2015 - 7:26 am

Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 18 comments

Minnesota Vikings ship

The Minnesota Vikings really have this all figured out. They know what their fans love and it isn’t championships. It’s giant ships with eyes that light up!

Ty Montgomery May As Well Amputate That Leg

11/19/2015 - 3:29 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in injuries | 5 comments

Ty Montgomery

So there was receiver Ty Montgomery practicing this week. Until he wasn’t. If you thought this was the week Montgomery would be back on the field, you’re probably wrong.

Maybe the Expectations for Aaron Rodgers Are Out of Whack

11/19/2015 - 2:18 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 7 comments

Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers hasn’t had a great season, but is he really playing poorly? When you consider everything, the answer is clearly no. Here’s the real issue.

Ted Thompson Just Wet Himself!

11/19/2015 - 12:05 pm

Tags: , ,
Posted in NFL Draft, Ted Thompson | 4 comments

Ted Thompson is all business

NFL teams will be able to trade their compensatory draft picks for the first time in 2016. Green Bay Packers general manager Ted Thompson just wet himself.

It’s the Curse of Olivia Munn!

11/19/2015 - 9:46 am

Tags: , , , , ,
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 19 comments

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn at the Tom Ford party

A lot of people have been blaming Olivia Munn for Aaron Rodgers’ struggles. This DOES have a lot of similarities to when Tony Romo was dating Jessica Simpson.

Davante Adams, You Are Terrible

11/19/2015 - 7:50 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Davante Adams | 15 comments

Davante Adams, meet failure

Looking at the tape of Green Bay Packers receiver Davante Adams against the Detroit Lions isn’t pretty. It shows that Adams is a below-average receiver.

Oh, Good, Now Aaron Rodgers is Injured

11/18/2015 - 2:48 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in injuries | 13 comments

Aaron Rodgers

Guess who was limited for the Green Bay Packers on Wednesday. That’s right, it was QB1. Aaron Rodgers is banged up according to coach Mike McCarthy.

Jared Abbrederis Just Can’t Win

11/18/2015 - 12:43 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in Jared Abbrederis | 5 comments

Jared Abbrederis

Green Bay Packers receiver Jared Abbrederis just started to make an impact and now he’s injured again. That seems to fit with the Abbrederis narrative.

Game View: Lions 18, Packers 16

11/18/2015 - 11:12 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Total View | 8 comments


Game View is the film breakdown — and speaking of breakdowns — of the Green Bay Packers’ loss to the Detroit Lions. Let’s take a look at some key plays and vomit.

Cobb: Guys Are Putting Too Much Pressure on Themselves

11/18/2015 - 9:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Randall Cobb | 3 comments

Randall Cobb

Randall Cobb is the latest guy to give an assessment of what’s wrong with the Green Bay Packers offense. He says guys are putting too much pressure on themselves.

Packers Fans Trolling on a Minnesota Highway

11/18/2015 - 7:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in fans | 4 comments

Adopt a Highway: Green Bay Packers fans

Was it a good idea for some Green Bay Packers fans to adopt a Minnesota highway? We’re not sure, but we are sure of one thing. The Vikings can suck it.

Where Obama Compares Himself to Aaron Rodgers

11/17/2015 - 1:00 pm

Tags: , ,
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 2 comments

Barack Obama at Packers' White House visit

He’s a Chicago Bears fan, but President Barack Obama sure likes Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Here’s where he compares himself to Rodgers.

You’re Not Giving Clay Matthews Very Good Advice

11/17/2015 - 12:00 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in Clay Matthews III | 3 comments

Clay Matthews

Fans like to give Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews when they see him in public. That just goes to show that you’re not giving him very good advice.

Vikings Get Beat Green Bay Shirts

11/17/2015 - 9:58 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 10 comments

Mike Zimmer

Mike Zimmer really knows how to motivate a football team. Zimmer had Beat Green Bay shirts made for the Minnesota Vikings this week. That should get it done.

Packers Apparently Have Trust Issues

11/17/2015 - 8:00 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Mike McCarthy | 28 comments

Mike McCarthy

Mike McCarthy had a theme for the Green Bay Packers on Monday. Trust the guy next to you. Because apparently, there are trust issues with this team.

Josh Sitton Knows What’s Wrong with Offense

11/17/2015 - 7:16 am

Tags: ,
Posted in Josh Sitton | 10 comments

Josh Sitton

There are a lot of things wrong with the Green Bay Packers. Here, guard Josh Sitton offers up his explanation for what’s wrong with the offense,

Yeah, There’s That Aaron Rodgers Muslim Thing…

11/16/2015 - 11:27 am

Tags: , ,
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 19 comments

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is angry! Not angry at losing to the Detroit Lions, but angry at some stupid fan in the stands. Nothing to see here.

Five More Thoughts on Packers’ 18-16 Loss to the Lions

11/16/2015 - 7:51 am

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in game analysis | 24 comments

onside kick

The Green Bay Packers dropped a game to the Detroit Lions at home and we don’t know what to say about that. Well, except for all of this stuff. Five more!

Futility, Thy Name is Green Bay Packers

11/15/2015 - 2:12 pm

Tags: ,
Posted in game analysis | 88 comments

Davante Adams, meet failure

The Green Bay Packers broke the Detroit Lions’ streak of losses in Wisconsin and they did it in dramatic fashion, proving who is really the worst team in the league.