Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Brett Favre Gave Aaron Rodgers His ESPY and Almost Ate It

07/16/2015 - 8:20 am

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Brett Favre almost takes tumble

It was another staged reunion for Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre last night at the ESPYs. This time, Favre almost took a tumble though. Might have been drunk.

Everyone is Picking Packers to Win Super Bowl

07/15/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The odds are on the Green Bay Packers to win Super Bowl 50. So are the experts, it appears. All of the preseason magazines read Packers across the board.

Aaron Rodgers is Justin Timberlake?

07/15/2015 - 10:00 am

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Justin Timberlake

Someone mistook Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers for singer Justin Timberlake at the American Century Championship on Tuesday. We don’t see it.

Report: Packers will Play in London in 2016

07/15/2015 - 7:00 am

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Packers in London?

The Green Bay Packers are getting their date in London, according to a report. The Packers will play the Jacksonville Jaguars during the 2016 season.

Aaron Rodgers is Pretty Swell Guy, Everybody!

07/14/2015 - 1:09 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn at the Tom Ford party

Olivia Munn has some awfully nice things to say about boyfriend and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Like, he’s the greatest person ever!

What’s with That Mustache, Brett?

07/14/2015 - 11:00 am

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Brett Favre mustache

Does anyone remember the Brett Favre mustache? We don’t, but this gallery proves that Favre wore a mustache at least briefly during his time in Green Bay.

Aaron Rodgers with Olivia Munn at Comic-Con

07/14/2015 - 9:00 am

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Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and girlfriend Olivia Munn appear to have had quite the adventure at Comic-Con this past weekend. Here’s a look at the event.

Jarrett Bush was Suspended for Drugs

07/13/2015 - 1:56 pm

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Jarrett Bush

Former Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush was suspended for the first four games of the 2015 season. It wasn’t because of his drunken incident.

Clay Matthews’ Wedding was Last Weekend

07/13/2015 - 11:15 am

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Casey Noble wedding

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is married? It came out last week, but Matthews actually married Casey Noble this past Saturday. Here’s what we know.

League Office Has Effectively Ended Jarrett Bush’s Career

07/13/2015 - 9:25 am

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Jarrett Bush

Any chance that Jarrett Bush had of getting on a team this year just ended. Bush and his NFL career have been ended by totally legit NFL justice system.

Just a Lambeau Field Wedding Cake…

07/12/2015 - 9:00 am

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Lambeau Field wedding cake

Because nothing says I love you for all eternity like a wedding cake that’s made in the likeness of Lambeau Field. Impressive, but how could you eat it?

Aaron Rodgers: Young Dreamboat

07/11/2015 - 2:50 pm

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young Aaron Rodgers

We’re not quite sure where this super-dreamy shot of a young Aaron Rodgers came from, but we’re masturbating over it as you read this. Now you can too!

Role in Pitch Perfect 2 Really Paying Off for Packers

07/11/2015 - 11:32 am

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Packers in Pitch Perfect 2

The Green Bay Packers who were in Pitch Perfect 2 just got their big Hollywood break. They’re up for a prestigious award. Everything is going to change now!

Oh, So Clay Matthews is Married Then?

07/10/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Clay Matthews and Casey Noble

Ohhhhh… huge blow to the ladies out there. Dreamboat Clay Matthews is off the market! It appears Matthews has gone and married his baby mama, Casey Noble.

Who’s That Riding the Tea Cups?

07/10/2015 - 10:30 am

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Jay Cutler on the Tea Cups

Who’s that riding the Tea Cups there? Why, it’s your favorite quarterback in the whole world! A Green Bay Packers legend. Wait for it… wait for it…

1990s Green Bay Packers Flashback

07/10/2015 - 8:00 am

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Courtesy of LeRoy Butler comes this 1990s Green Bay Packers flashback featuring some sweet-ass goatees and one snappily-dressed Brett Favre. Reminds us of someone…

You Are Not the Best Fans in the NFL*

07/09/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Dallas Cowboys fans

Oh, we’ve got a super-scientific ranking of the best fans in the NFL. You will most likely be appalled at where Green Bay Packers fans fall in the rankings.

Peers Say Aaron Rodgers Not Best Player in NFL

07/09/2015 - 10:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Is this a joke? Really? The top 100 players in the NFL countdown ended and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was not on top. Preposterous, we say!

Andrew Quarless’ First Public Comments Are…

07/09/2015 - 7:00 am

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Andrew Quarless

Andrew Quarless has a strong and profound message for everyone in the wake of his arrest for unlawfully discharging a firearm. Get ready to be blown away!

That Story About Vince Lombardi Trading Jim Ringo is False

07/08/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jim Ringo

Rumor has it that Vince Lombardi traded All Pro center Jim Ringo to Philadelphia because Ringo showed up to negotiations with an agent. Totally false, it turns out.