Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Bears Have Dumped Brandon Marshall on the Jets

03/06/2015 - 8:53 am

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Posted in Chicago Bears | 9 comments

Sad Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears have decided to trade receiver Brandon Marshall to the New York Jets. Apparently, the Bears believe they have too much talent. Totally logical.

Ndamukong Suh Billboards are the Dumbest Billboards

03/05/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 11 comments

Ndamukong Suh billboard

Some idiots in Detroit have purchased billboards for soon-to-be former Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. They make zero sense. These Ndamukong Suh billboards are the dumbest.

No One Likes Jay Cutler

03/05/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Oh, so you’re telling me no one likes Jay Cutler and no one wants to play with or coach Jay Cutler? Really? I have a hard time believing that. I mean, Cutty!

A.J. Hawk Ain’t Dead Yet

03/05/2015 - 11:00 am

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Posted in A.J. Hawk | 21 comments

A.J. Hawk

Oh, good. The Green Bay Packers are keeping the door open for the potential return of inside linebacker A.J. Hawk. We are just overjoyed by this news.

Report: Seahawks Covet Tramon Williams

03/05/2015 - 8:50 am

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Tramon Williams

It’s unclear where the Green Bay Packers stand with cornerback Tramon Williams. The Seattle Seahawks may just play a role in whether he returns or not.

Here’s That Jarrett Bush Apology You Asked For

03/04/2015 - 2:54 pm

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Jarrett Bush

Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush was arrested last weekend and that requires a public apology in this day and age. So, here is said apology.

Vikings and Adrian Peterson are Officially a Soap Opera

03/04/2015 - 1:11 pm

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Adrian Peterson gets hugs

The Minnesota Vikings and Adrian Peterson have officially become a soap opera. The Vikings’ coach and GM flew to meet Peterson on Wednesday and give him big hugs.

Good News: No Jail for Letroy Guion

03/04/2015 - 10:29 am

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Posted in Letroy Guion | 18 comments

Letroy Guion

Defensive tackle Letroy Guion has agreed to a plea deal in his drug possession case, in which he’ll avoid jail time. The deal should also clear the path for his return to the Green Bay Packers.

Randall Cobb Poised to Exceed Salary Demands

03/04/2015 - 9:00 am

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Randall Cobb vs. Rams

The Green Bay Packers are reportedly offering Randall Cobb a contract around $9 million annually. However, he isn’t biting because he knows he’ll get more on the open market.

Just Thrilled to Meet You, Cutty!

03/03/2015 - 1:28 pm

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Kid meets Jay Cutler

Meeting Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — one of the real thrills in life. Go ahead and try to contain your excitement, junior.

Clay Matthews Bobblehead is the Worst

03/03/2015 - 11:05 am

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Posted in Clay Matthews III | 6 comments

hideous Clay Matthews bobblehead

We have found the worst bobblehead in at least the history of Green Bay Packers bobbleheads. It’s the Clay Matthews bobblehead and it his an embarrassment.

Brett Favre is a Killer

03/03/2015 - 9:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre | 8 comments

Brett Favre hunting

Brett Favre was the gunslinger on the field. He’s a killer off it. Just put a rifle in his hand and let him run loose in the woods. He’ll kill something!

Somehow, Brad Jones was a Hot Commodity

03/02/2015 - 2:38 pm

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Posted in Brad Jones, Philadelphia Eagles | 7 comments

Brad Jones

Green Bay Packers’ castoff Brad Jones has a new team. The Philadelphia Eagles, for some reason, gave Jones a two-year deal on Monday. And you thought they couldn’t get worse.

No Charges for Jarrett Bush

03/02/2015 - 1:01 pm

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Jarrett Bush

Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush did get arrested over the weekend, but it turns out it was all much ado about nothing. Bush will not be charged.

Salary Cap is Increasing by $10 Million

03/02/2015 - 11:00 am

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Posted in business | 13 comments

Bryan Bulaga

The NFL’s salary cap is increasing by $10 million in 2015, which means the Green Bay Packers have more than $30 to spend, if they so choose. Here’s how that money gets used.

Jarrett Bush Got Arrested

03/02/2015 - 9:03 am

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Posted in Jarrett Bush | 6 comments

Jarrett Bush

Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush got arrested over the weekend for public intoxication. Does this hurt his chances with the Packers? We doubt it.

Fans Predictably Not Happy with Favre Induction Compromise

03/01/2015 - 10:19 am

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Posted in Brett Favre | 18 comments

Packers poll

The Green Bay Packers organization has come up with a totally shitty compromise to let fans be part of Brett Favre’s induction into the Packers Hall. Fans, predictably, aren’t happy.

This is Dumb

02/28/2015 - 9:00 am

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Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Bart Starr, Brett Favre | 50 comments

Bart Starr

It’s the question of the greatest Green Bay Packers quarterback of all time. The answer is simple or it should be, but not to the clowns who voted on this.

Report: Packers will Bring Back B.J. Raji

02/27/2015 - 2:48 pm

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Posted in B.J. Raji | 10 comments

B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers plan on re-signing defensive tackle B.J. Raji, according to a report. And why not? They pretty much have nothing to lose in doing so.

Fans Now Get to Attend Brett Favre Induction… Kind Of

02/27/2015 - 11:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre | 19 comments

Brett Favre retires

The Green Bay Packers have come up with a solution to let fans attend Brett Favre’s induction into the Packers Hall of Fame. It’s a shitty solution, but a solution nonetheless.