Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Five More Thoughts on Packers’ 27-17 Win Over Seahawks

09/21/2015 - 10:21 am

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James Starks

The Green Bay Packers came away with a 27-17 win over the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday night. Here are five more thoughts on the game, including the rise of Jayrone.

Our Favorite Packers-Seahawks Memes

09/21/2015 - 8:18 am

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Packers-Seahawks memes

The Seattle Seahawks own the Green Bay Packers no more! Here are our favorite post-game Packers-Seahawks memes. Congratulations on being 0-2, Seattle.

Fuck These Fucking Fucks: Packers 27, Seahawks 17

09/20/2015 - 9:13 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Seattle Seahawks and their fans, for that matter, can go fucking fuck themselves. Seriously, we all hope you fucking die, you fucking losers!

Seahawks Center Drew Nowak is a Packers Fan

09/20/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Drew Nowak

Seattle Seahawks center Drew Nowak will make his second career start on Sunday against his favorite team — the Green Bay Packers. Nowak refers to them as we.

Could You Stop Threatening to Kill Brandon Bostick, Please?

09/20/2015 - 10:00 am

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Brandon Bostick

Sure, Brandon Bostick made one of the stupidest plays in Green Bay Packers’ history, but you don’t need to kill the guy. That has happened, of course.

Russell Wilson Thought He was Going to a Goth Show

09/20/2015 - 8:00 am

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Russell Wilson

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson had quite the getup on when he arrived in Green Bay. Apparently, he thought he was going to a Bauhaus show.

Bryan Bulaga Had Surgery, Out Six Weeks

09/19/2015 - 4:08 pm

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Bryan Bulaga

The news for Green Bay Packers right tackle Bryan Bulaga went from bad to worse rather quickly. Bulaga had knee surgery and is expected to miss six weeks.

Morgan Burnett Has Been Upgraded

09/19/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Morgan Burnett

It appears a certainty that the Green Bay Packers will have safety Morgan Burnett back in the starting lineup on Sunday night. His status has been upgraded.

Peppers Doesn’t Have Ringing Endorsement for Palmer, Ryan

09/19/2015 - 9:35 am

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Nate Palmer

The Green Bay Packers are going to see what they have at inside linebacker with Nate Palmer and Jake Ryan. Julius Peppers does not have a ringing endorsement.

B.J. Raji Must Really Like Playing the Bongos

09/18/2015 - 2:42 pm

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B.J. Raji: for the love of bongos

Green Bay Packers defensive tackle B.J. Raji is apparently a big fan of the bongo drum. Why else would he choose that as one of his deserted island three?

Morgan Burnett is Still Questionable

09/18/2015 - 1:21 pm

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Morgan Burnett

The Green Bay Packers’ Friday injury report has safety Morgan Burnett in the same place as he was last week — listed as questionable. Here’s the rundown.

James Jones Motivated, Wants to Finish Career in Green Bay

09/18/2015 - 11:37 am

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James Jones

After getting released by two teams this offseason, James Jones is extremely motivated. Motivated to show the Green Bay Packers he should stick around.

Matthews Getting Larger Role, Whether He Wants It Or Not

09/18/2015 - 9:32 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers are pushing linebacker Clay Matthews into a larger role — you could even call it a leadership role — whether he wants it or not. Our guess is, he doesn’t.

Report: Bryan Bulaga Has Sprained MCL

09/18/2015 - 7:39 am

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Bryan Bulaga

The Green Bay Packers and right tackle Bryan Bulaga appear to have avoided serious injury, but the team looks like it with face Seattle with Don Barclay in the starting lineup.

Sam Shields Would Like You to Forget About His Shitty Game

09/17/2015 - 3:37 pm

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Sam Shields

Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields didn’t have a good game in week 1. He’s already forgotten about that and would like you to forget too. Thanks.

Bryan Bulaga Suffered a Knee Injury

09/17/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Bryan Bulaga

Green Bay Packers starting right tackle Bryan Bulaga left Thursday’s practice with a knee injury. The severity of it isn’t known. Don Barclay is up next.

Packers vs. Seahawks: Tonight Show Superlatives

09/17/2015 - 11:13 am

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J.R. Sweezy

Jimmy Fallon broke out the Tonight Show Superlatives for the Green Bay Packers and Seattle Seahawks in advance of their meeting on Sunday Night Football.

Matthews: Even With Win, Not All is Forgotten

09/17/2015 - 10:18 am

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews probably has some bad memories of the NFC Championship loss to the Seattle Seahawks. But even with a win, he says those aren’t erased.

Would the Packers Consider Re-Signing Desmond Bishop?

09/16/2015 - 2:45 pm

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Desmond Bishop

The Green Bay Packers lost inside linebacker Sam Barrington for the season. Would they consider bringing back Desmond Bishop? We explore that possibility.

Morgan Burnett is Back

09/16/2015 - 12:54 pm

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Morgan Burnett

The Green Bay Packers got safety Morgan Burnett back at practice on Wednesday. Burnett had missed week 1 with a calf injury. His return is timely.