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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Aaron Rodgers Collects First MVP

01/14/2015 - 11:49 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers collected his first MVP award of the 2014 season, winning the PFWA award. That’s a start.

That Lucky Beard Guy Now has a Bobblehead

01/14/2015 - 9:28 am

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Jeremy Wilcox has become Internet famous because Aaron Rodgers tugged on his beard for luck once. So, of course he now has his own bobblehead. We know you want to buy one.

Sherman, Rodgers Now Part of Mutual Admiration Society

01/14/2015 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Richard Sherman

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman didn’t seem to like each other much after meeting in week 1. They LOVE each other now.

Meanwhile, Some Chicago Bears are Fighting on Twitter

01/13/2015 - 6:00 pm

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Martellus Bennett

Chicago Bears Martellus Bennett and Kyle Long are fighting on Twitter because one of them unfollowed the other. These seems fairly emblematic, doesn’t it?

Rodgers was Apprehensive, Says Approach Didn’t Change

01/13/2015 - 4:05 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Even though Aaron Rodgers was much more willing to move outside the pocket in the second half of Packers’ win over the Cowboys, he says the approach never changed.

Remember Javon Walker?

01/13/2015 - 12:42 pm

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Jason Walker bodybuilder

Jason Walker was a receiver for the Green Bay Packers until he cried and pouted his way out of town. You’ll never guess what he’s doing today. Have a look.

On to the Seattle Seahawks

01/13/2015 - 6:00 am

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Marshawn Lynch

The Green Bay Packers met the Seattle Seahawks back in week 1. They’ll meet them again in the NFC Championship. A lot has changed since the first match-up. Here’s a look at the Seahawks.

Aaron Rodgers Better than Last Week, Has 120 Left

01/12/2015 - 4:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf is feeling better this week than last. QB1 says he has 120 minutes of football left in him this season.

Eddie Lacy had an Asthma Attack

01/12/2015 - 2:00 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy pulled a disappearing act against the Cowboys on Sunday. There was good reason for that — he had an asthma attack.

Five More: Packers 26, Cowboys 21

01/12/2015 - 9:56 am

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Aaron Rodgers

We’ve got five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ 26-21 win over the Dallas Cowboys, including Rodgers vs. Romo and an honest analysis of the defense.

Here’s What People Were Saying About that Dez Bryant Call

01/12/2015 - 6:00 am

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Dez Bryant says that was a catch

Dallas Cowboys fans are angry. They’re angry that an apparent catch by Dez Bryant was correctly ruled a non-catch, which reminds us why no one likes Cowboys fans.

Packers, Rodgers Get Playoff Monkey Off Their Back

01/11/2015 - 1:28 pm

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Julius Peppers strips DeMarco Murray

The Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers outlasted the Dallas Cowboys 26-21 to vanquish some playoff ghosts and set up a match-up with the Seattle Seahawks.

Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town

01/10/2015 - 12:00 pm

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Chris Christie

The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.

Of Course Tom Wrigglesworth has a State Farm Commercial

01/10/2015 - 10:00 am

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Tom Wrigglesworth State Farm commercial

It is time for Tom Wrigglesworth to milk his pseudo-fame. And milk it he is. The guy who vaguely looks like Aaron Rodgers now has a State Farm commercial. But of course!

This is Eddie Lacy’s Time

01/10/2015 - 8:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers under-utilized running back Eddie Lacy this season. That should change right now. He’s gives Green Bay their best shot to make a run. Here’s why.

Cowboys are Buying the Lambeau Field Mystique

01/09/2015 - 5:57 pm

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Lambeau Field

Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.

How Miffed Are Detroit Lions Fans?

01/09/2015 - 2:37 pm

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Detroit Lyin'

Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.

Aaron Rodgers is Just Fine, Thank You

01/09/2015 - 12:40 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

A day after testing his injured calf in practice, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers scootin’ and be-boppin’ around like a guy who’s playing ball on Sunday.

T.J. Lang is Finally Off the Injury Report

01/09/2015 - 9:02 am

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T.J. Lang

Right guard T.J. Lang, who injured his ankle way back in week 8, has finally seen his name erased from the injury report. Lang says he’s 100 percent or close to it.

Here’s Where Aaron Rodgers is a Black Quarterback

01/09/2015 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

On Thursday’s edition of PTI, Michael Wilbon basically said Aaron Rodgers is a black quarterback, calling him an honorary brother, because he uses his feet. Makes total sense.