Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Ty Montgomery is Sick of This Shit

12/19/2015 - 9:00 am

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Ty Montgomery

Another week, another week without receiver Ty Montgomery. The Green Bay Packers appear to be doing something wrong and Montgomery is sick of it.

In Case You’re Going to See Star Wars This Weekend…

12/18/2015 - 4:00 pm

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Star Wars cheeseheads

Someone has gone and given these classic Star Wars characters cheeseheads. That has allowed us to concoct perhaps the greatest scenario ever.

Four Packers Questionable, Including Mike Daniels

12/18/2015 - 2:28 pm

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Mike Daniels

The biggest name on the Green Bay Packers’ Friday injury report is defensive end Mike Daniels, who is questionable. Three others join him at 50/50.

About Those Derek Carr Comparisons to Aaron Rodgers

12/18/2015 - 12:30 pm

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Derek Carr and Aaron Rodgers

We were going to debunk the comparisons between Derek Carr and Aaron Rodgers. The only problem is, we couldn’t. Here’s how it breaks down.

Check Out Young James Jones

12/18/2015 - 11:00 am

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young James Jones

Green Bay Packers receiver James Jones had a rough childhood. That spurred him to start his charity. It also got him profiled in People. Check out the video.

Sam Shields Won’t Play Against Raiders

12/18/2015 - 8:11 am

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Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers are leaving cornerback Sam Shields home this week because of a concussion. That means Quinten Rollins needs to step up against the Raiders.

God’s Gifts Would Like You To Cut Someone Already, Big Ted

12/18/2015 - 7:00 am

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Andrew Quarless' God's Gifts tattoos

God’s Gifts would like to get back on the field pronto. So what’s wrong with you, Big Ted? Why don’t you cut some fool so Gifts can get back to shredding mofos?

Tom Clements Isn’t Salty About Losing Play-Calling Duties…

12/17/2015 - 3:11 pm

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Tom Clements

Tom Clements isn’t salty about being stripped of play-calling duties. Noooooooo! Oh, wait a second. He probably is and he probably has good reason to be so.

Here’s Some Packers Absurdity

12/17/2015 - 1:09 pm

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Packers Donald Trump

This stuff should not be taken seriously. It’s the Madden glitch that allows players to get dry humped and the Donald Trump Green Bay Packers logo.

Go Ahead and Guess Who’s Injured Again

12/17/2015 - 10:37 am

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Ty Montgomery

You’ll never get it. Oh, wait, yes you will because this guy is ALWAYS injured. After teasing us last week, receiver Ty Montgomery is back on the shelf.

James Jones Ain’t Mad; Should Be

12/17/2015 - 9:00 am

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James Jones

The narrative has been all about Charles Woodson getting revenge on the Green Bay Packers. Well, what about James Jones getting revenge on the Oakland Raiders?

Only a Rampant Virus Could Derail the Packers Now!

12/17/2015 - 7:00 am

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers are hitting on all cylinders. Nothing can stop them now! Well, nothing but a rampant virus running through the locker room…

Charles Woodson Isn’t Hiding His Disdain

12/16/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Charles Woodson

This isn’t just a another game for Charles Woodson. Not when the Green Bay Packers come to town. He isn’t afraid to say so, either. Charles wants payback.

Luke Rodgers and Some Smoke Show at Sunday’s Game

12/16/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Luke Rodgers, Lindsey Trett

It’s Aaron Rodgers’ big bro Luke Rodgers with some fine dame at Sunday’s Green Bay Packers game. And now there’s word of discord among the brothers.

Packers’ Playoff Fate Coming Into Focus

12/16/2015 - 11:00 am

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers are all but guaranteed a playoff spot at this point. Here’s what we know and what could change. Rematches are the theme of the day.

Well, At Least You Can Write a Semi-Coherent Sentence

12/16/2015 - 7:00 am

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Packers fans in Detroit

Green Bay Packers fans — in fact, all Wisconsin sports fans — are apparently very good with the grammar and spelling. Who’s smart and who’s dumb?

Cardinals Not Happy About Impending Green Bay Takeover

12/15/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Bruce Arians

The Green Bay Packers and their fans will be traveling to face the Arizona Cardinals next week. The Cardinals are not too thrilled with the latter part.

Packers’ Next Free Agent Target Not Nearly As Exciting

12/15/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Mason Crosby

The Green Bay Packers signed their big offseason free agent target to a contract extension this week. Now what? They really only have one guy they need back.

Charles Woodson Thought He’d Finish Career in Green Bay

12/15/2015 - 11:00 am

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Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson expected to finish his career as a Green Bay Packer and that’s what should have happened. Except for the genius of Big Ted.

Tom Clements Probably Lost More Than Play-Calling Duties

12/15/2015 - 9:00 am

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Tom Clements

Mike McCarthy wanted to showcase two assistants in the offseason. The move with Tom Clements didn’t work and he’s probably lost more than play calling duties.