We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to practice on Thursday for the first time in two weeks. That probably calls for some Outkast, no?
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has more than just a calf strain. He has a slight tear. That raises some questions about this week’s game.
Much like the 2010 team, this Green Bay Packers team is hungry. Or at least they say they are. Unfortunately, they’re going to need more than that to get to the Super Bowl.
Ariella Ferrera is a porn star. A porn star who loves the Green Bay Packers, especially Aaron Rodgers. Maybe he should trade in that old model for this one.
The Green Bay Packers have been without cornerback Davon House since week 14. That looks like it will change this week. House says he’s playing. Just soon enough.
Oh look, everybody! Olivia Munn has a puppy and needs your attention. Please stop what you’re doing and give her the attention she so desperately craves!
01/07/2015 - 12:00 pm
Tags: Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler
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The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.
New Jersey Governor and outed Dallas Cowboys fan Chris Christie has gotten so easy to mock that even Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is doing it now. We’ll explain.
01/07/2015 - 7:00 am
Tags: Detroit Lions
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Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.
Aaron Rodgers says the Green Bay Packers haven’t been good enough in the playoffs since winning the Super Bowl. He’s right and his play is what needs to improve.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is a dancing machine. He’ll be dancing all over the Dallas Cowboys’ grave, come Sunday. Visual evidence inside.
Anna Kendrick is in Pitch Perfect 2. So are a bunch of Green Bay Packers because they are 12-year-old girls. Here’s Kendrick talking about filming with them.
There’s good reason the Green Bay Packers promoted Eliot Wolf last week. The Philadelphia Eagles have just come calling. Too bad their job opening is shit.
If you haven’t already heard — and you probably have — the Dallas Cowboys are undefeated on the road this season. Here’s why we give exactly zero shits about that.
Confirmed: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is a total nut job. It’s apparently his sense of humor that keeps teammates at ease during the season.
There’s already speculation about Julius Peppers’ future with the Green Bay Packers. Peppers wants to return, but can the Packers afford him? That’s the question.
Sunday will mark the Dallas Cowboys’ second trip to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs. The first time? It was the Ice Bowl.
The Green Bay Packers get a date with the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs, thanks to Detroit’s typical ineptitude. Here’s what we know about Dallas.
Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was stopped by the cops this weekend because he looked like a robbery suspect. He didn’t like it too much.