Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Clay Matthews’ Wedding was Last Weekend

07/13/2015 - 11:15 am

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Casey Noble wedding

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is married? It came out last week, but Matthews actually married Casey Noble this past Saturday. Here’s what we know.

League Office Has Effectively Ended Jarrett Bush’s Career

07/13/2015 - 9:25 am

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Jarrett Bush

Any chance that Jarrett Bush had of getting on a team this year just ended. Bush and his NFL career have been ended by totally legit NFL justice system.

Just a Lambeau Field Wedding Cake…

07/12/2015 - 9:00 am

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Lambeau Field wedding cake

Because nothing says I love you for all eternity like a wedding cake that’s made in the likeness of Lambeau Field. Impressive, but how could you eat it?

Aaron Rodgers: Young Dreamboat

07/11/2015 - 2:50 pm

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young Aaron Rodgers

We’re not quite sure where this super-dreamy shot of a young Aaron Rodgers came from, but we’re masturbating over it as you read this. Now you can too!

Role in Pitch Perfect 2 Really Paying Off for Packers

07/11/2015 - 11:32 am

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Packers in Pitch Perfect 2

The Green Bay Packers who were in Pitch Perfect 2 just got their big Hollywood break. They’re up for a prestigious award. Everything is going to change now!

Oh, So Clay Matthews is Married Then?

07/10/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Clay Matthews and Casey Noble

Ohhhhh… huge blow to the ladies out there. Dreamboat Clay Matthews is off the market! It appears Matthews has gone and married his baby mama, Casey Noble.

Who’s That Riding the Tea Cups?

07/10/2015 - 10:30 am

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Jay Cutler on the Tea Cups

Who’s that riding the Tea Cups there? Why, it’s your favorite quarterback in the whole world! A Green Bay Packers legend. Wait for it… wait for it…

1990s Green Bay Packers Flashback

07/10/2015 - 8:00 am

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Courtesy of LeRoy Butler comes this 1990s Green Bay Packers flashback featuring some sweet-ass goatees and one snappily-dressed Brett Favre. Reminds us of someone…

You Are Not the Best Fans in the NFL*

07/09/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Dallas Cowboys fans

Oh, we’ve got a super-scientific ranking of the best fans in the NFL. You will most likely be appalled at where Green Bay Packers fans fall in the rankings.

Peers Say Aaron Rodgers Not Best Player in NFL

07/09/2015 - 10:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Is this a joke? Really? The top 100 players in the NFL countdown ended and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was not on top. Preposterous, we say!

Andrew Quarless’ First Public Comments Are…

07/09/2015 - 7:00 am

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Andrew Quarless

Andrew Quarless has a strong and profound message for everyone in the wake of his arrest for unlawfully discharging a firearm. Get ready to be blown away!

That Story About Vince Lombardi Trading Jim Ringo is False

07/08/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jim Ringo

Rumor has it that Vince Lombardi traded All Pro center Jim Ringo to Philadelphia because Ringo showed up to negotiations with an agent. Totally false, it turns out.

Sam Barrington will Box Your Ass!

07/08/2015 - 11:00 am

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Sam Barrington

Unlike some people we all know, linebacker Sam Barrington is being productive during his time away from the Green Bay Packers. He’ll box your ass, fool!

Brett Favre is Sure Everyone Loves Him Again

07/08/2015 - 9:00 am

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Brett Favre

Its’ the feel-good event of the summer. The reunion between Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers! The good news is Brett knows everyone loves him again.

Brett Favre Has Some Thoughts About That Divorce

07/07/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Brett Favre

It’s time for more Brett Favre. The old gunslinger has some thoughts about his divorce with the Green Bay Packers, including terming his exit “cordial.”

Datone Jones Tried to Pull His Packers Card with Cops

07/07/2015 - 10:30 am

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Datone Jones

Don’t you know who I am? That’s what Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones said to the police when they cited him for marijuana possession.

Report: Packers Won’t Release Andrew Quarless

07/07/2015 - 7:00 am

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Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers are planning to hang onto tight end Andrew Quarless despite his arrest for discharging a firearm last weekend. We are overjoyed.

Andrew Quarless Tried to Conceal Himself with a Plant

07/06/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Siena Tavern Miami

It’s right there in the police report. Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless tried to conceal himself with a plant. One of these plants right here.

Datone Jones Got Suspended for Weed

07/06/2015 - 11:00 am

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Datone Jones

Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones was suspended by the league because he was caught with a bag of weed. No positive tests, just carrying a bag.

Here’s Andrew Quarless’ Mugshot

07/06/2015 - 9:00 am

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Andrew Quarless mugshot

Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless was arrested Saturday morning in Miami for firing a handgun after an altercation. Here’s the obligatory mugshot.