Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


Posts by Monty McMahon

At Least Jared Abbrederis is Healthy

05/28/2015 - 1:06 pm

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Jared Abbrederis

Is Green Bay Packers receiver Jared Abbrederis fully recovered from the torn ACL he suffered in training camp last year? He certainly seems to be.

Clay Matthews is an Inside Linebacker on Day One

05/28/2015 - 11:00 am

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Clay Matthews less beard

The Green Bay Packers are back at it and Clay Matthews is working at inside linebacker to start OTAs. Just as we suspected. Matthews also has less hair.

Football!!!!!!!!!!!!

05/28/2015 - 9:00 am

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Green Bay Packers OTAs

Football returns to Green Bay today. Not real football. It’s just guys running around in shorts, but it’s football nonetheless. Green Bay Packers football!

Where Ted Compares Christian Ringo to Mike Daniels

05/27/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Christian Ringo

Green Bay Packers sixth-round pick Christian Ringo is the new Mike Daniels. Didn’t you know? That’s what our main man Big Ted is selling. It’s about size.

Jordan Rodgers Won’t Be Playing Football Anymore

05/27/2015 - 11:13 am

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Jordan Rodgers

He was never a member of the Green Bay Packers, but he was in a movie with them! And he’s Aaron’s brother. Jordan Rodgers is done playing football.

John Kuhn Got That First Pitch Over

05/27/2015 - 9:00 am

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John Kuhn

Green Bay Packers fullback John Kuhn really can do it all. Kuhn delivered the first pitch for the Green Bay Bullfrogs on Tuesday night. Strike!

Here’s a Stat That Should Terrify the Rest of the NFL

05/26/2015 - 2:29 pm

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Jarrett Boykin

The Green Bay Packers — owners of the highest-scoring offense in the NFL in 2014 — will return 95 percent of those offense snaps in 2015. Look out, NFL!

Somehow, Jim Schwartz Now Has an NFL Officiating Job

05/26/2015 - 11:00 am

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Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz

Former Detroit Lions coach and total douche Jim Schwartz somehow now has a job with the league telling officials how they should do their jobs.

Jake Ryan Doesn’t Sound Too Confident

05/25/2015 - 11:00 am

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Jake Ryan

Pretty much everyone now has pointed out that linebacker Jake Ryan has a good shot to start for the Green Bay Packers. What does Ryan think? Not much.

Yeah, that Totally Looks Like Brett Favre…

05/25/2015 - 9:00 am

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Brett Favre bobblehead

The NFL and the Green Bay Packers will literally slap their logo on anything, so long as it makes them a buck. Just take this Brett Favre bobblehead, for example.

Ike Taylor Discussing Randall Cobb’s Eyes is Pure Gold!

05/24/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Ike Taylor

We’re really going to miss Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Ike Taylor. Not for his play, but for stuff like this. Here he is evaluating Randall Cobb’s eyes.

Lambeau Field From Space

05/24/2015 - 10:31 am

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Lambeau Field from space

Astronaut Scott Kelly is up on the International Space Station taking photos and slowly going insane. Here’s his shot of Lambeau Field from space.

Anyone Else Notice Anything Wrong Here?

05/23/2015 - 1:03 pm

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rockin-randall-error

Meet the Green Bay Packers Rockin Randall. Oh, wait, there’s something seriously wrong with this bastard child that science could not even make happen.

The Detroit Lions: A Well of Hilarity that Will Never Dry Up

05/23/2015 - 9:33 am

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Detroit Lions banner

If you’re in need of a laugh on this glorious weekend, we’ll remind you that you need look no further than that football team in Michigan. The Detroit Lions, forever a joke.

So the Writer of Pitch Perfect 2 is a Bears Fan…

05/22/2015 - 1:29 pm

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Packers in Pitch Perfect 2

The Green Bay Packers wouldn’t have had their much-desired cameo in Pitch Perfect 2 if the writer had her way. She is, of course, a Chicago Bears fan.

Bud Grant’s Garage Sale is a Rousing Success!

05/22/2015 - 11:00 am

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Bud Grant garage sale

In case you forgot, former Minnesota Vikings coach Bud Grant’s annual garage sale happened this week. Based on these photos, it appears it was a rousing success!

Let’s Not Forget About Carl Bradford Yet

05/22/2015 - 9:04 am

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Carl Bradford

All of the talk surrounding the Green Bay Packers inside linebackers is focused on other guys, but let’s not totally forget about Carl Bradford just yet.

Clay Matthews Has a Cameo in Entourage Movie

05/21/2015 - 1:33 pm

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Clay Matthews and Jerry Ferrara

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a cameo in the Entourage movie, which will finally be released next week. An improvement over Pitch Perfect 2.

Ron Zook is Simplifying Packers Special Teams

05/21/2015 - 11:25 am

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Ron Zook

Things are going to be different this year! That’s the buzz surrounding the Green Bay Packers special teams units, which have been a blight in past years.

This May Be the Best Cheesehead Painting You’ll See

05/21/2015 - 9:48 am

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Bob Dod cheesehead

There’s an awful lot going on here. Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre, Wisconsin, a cheesehead. This piece comes from artist Bob Dod and we want to know more!