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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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When Will You Learn Never To Question Aaron Rodgers?

03/29/2015 - 2:23 pm

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Aaron Rodgers watching the Wisconsin Badgers

Don’t you dare ever question Aaron Rodgers. First of all, he’s always in the right. Second of all, he’ll get all huffy, like a young child.

Aaron Rodgers Likes That Josh Gasser Three

03/28/2015 - 6:20 pm

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Aaron Rodgers watching the Wisconsin Badgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his appendage, Olivia Munn, cheered on the Wisconsin Badgers again Saturday night. He is the man in black.

Four Positions We’re Not Comfortable With

03/28/2015 - 2:35 pm

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Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers, either through player losses, inactivity or just having bad players, have developed four holes on their team. Here are the positions that need improvement.

Letroy Guion Visited the Seahawks

03/27/2015 - 8:26 pm

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Letroy Guion

Free agent defensive tackle Letroy Guion visited the Seattle Seahawks on Friday, which makes us wonder. What the hell, Green Bay Packers? Let’s get this done!

Well Played, Son

03/27/2015 - 2:57 pm

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Aaron Rodgers gets photobombed

The mad photobomber gets photobombed on the Jumbotron.

Jarrett Boykin is a Panther

03/27/2015 - 12:31 pm

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Jarrett Boykin

Former Green Bay Packers receiver Jarrett Boykin is now a member of the Carolina Panthers. That gives us a chance to chart the rise and fall of Boykin in Green Bay.

It’s Draft an Inside Linebacker or Roll with Clay Matthews

03/27/2015 - 10:00 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers haven’t done anything to address their inside linebacker position. Our thinking is there’s a reason for that — Clay Matthews is their inside linebacker.

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Fired Up at Badgers Game

03/26/2015 - 7:47 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn celebrate Badgers' win

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and arm candy Olivia Munn were fired up watching the Wisconsin Badgers dispatch the North Carolina Tar Heels in the NCAA Tournament.

Don’t Worry, John Kuhn Will Probably Be Back

03/26/2015 - 1:42 pm

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John Kuhn

We know you’re gonna be excited about this one. Fullback John Kuhn is in the Green Bay Packers’ plans for 2015, which means you’ll be able to yell Kuuuuuuhn! for at least one more year.

Clay Matthews is Serious About that Beard

03/26/2015 - 11:00 am

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Clay Matthews beard

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is serious about his beard. It’s even thicker and more disgusting now than it was during the season. Way to let yourself go!

Darrelle Revis Says Packers Were Legit Contenders

03/26/2015 - 9:00 am

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Darrelle Revis

The Green Bay Packers were in the mix for cornerback Darrelle Revis before he signed with the New York Jets, according to Revis himself. That’s an unheard of situation in Green Bay.

Kyle Sebetic is the Newest Packer

03/25/2015 - 4:23 pm

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Kyle Sebetic

The Green Bay Packers have signed defensive back Kyle Sebetic, just the second player to get a contract after the NFL’s first veterans combine.

Jordy Nelson Had Hip Surgery

03/25/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy revealed that receiver Jordy Nelson had offseason hip surgery. Word is the procedure was not serious though.

Bill Belichick Really Digs Mike McCarthy

03/25/2015 - 11:00 am

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Bill Belichick and Mike McCarthy handshake

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick continued his praise of Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy on Tuesday. We think we’ve got a full-blown bromance on our hands.

You Can Now Tread on Mike McCarthy

03/25/2015 - 9:12 am

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Mike McCarthy Way

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy now officially has his own street in Green Bay. The signs on Mike McCarthy Way went up on Tuesday.

Letroy Guion Pays Fine, Felony Charges Dismissed

03/24/2015 - 3:49 pm

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Letroy Guion

Letroy Guion will not be going to jail. The free agent defensive tackle will pay a fine, but has had felony drug charges against him dropped after reaching a plea deal.

Mike McCarthy is All Business

03/24/2015 - 1:00 pm

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NFL head coaches photo 2015

There’s all kinds of awkward stuff going on at the NFL’s annual meeting in Phoenix. Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy and GM Ted Thompson are all business though.

Now the Packers are Sorry About Jumal Rolle

03/24/2015 - 11:00 am

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Jumal Rolle

The Green Bay Packers really screwed cornerback Jumal Rolle last preseason. Now they’re thin at cornerback. Now they’re real sorry they didn’t keep that guy around.

Adrian Peterson Seems Totally Self Aware

03/24/2015 - 9:12 am

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Adrian Peterson birthday party

Noted child abuser Adrian Peterson loves camels. This is a true story about Peterson, a camel and the absolute correct choice for celebrating your birthday.

Packers Have Two Additional Sixth-Round Picks

03/23/2015 - 8:41 pm

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Posted in 2015 NFL Draft | 15 comments

James Jones

The Green Bay Packers really scored by sitting out free agency again last year. They were awarded two sixth-round compensatory picks in this year’s draft because of their usual inactivity.