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Despite Recent Failures, Packers Likely Favored in 2016

01/31/2016 - 3:49 pm

Posted in sports betting | 2 comments

Aaron Rodgers

It’s never too soon to start thinking about next year’s Super Bowl, is it? The odds are already starting to come in and the Green Bay Packers are near the top.

Are the Carolina Panthers a Wise Bet?

01/29/2016 - 1:00 pm

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Posted in sports betting, Super Bowl 50 | 4 comments

Cam Newton

The Super Bowl is right around the corner and everyone is jumping on the Carolina Panthers. Is that a wise move? Here are the pros and cons.

Packers, Raiders Look Eerily Similar, But Aren’t

12/19/2015 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Oakland Raiders | 3 comments

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers and Oakland Raiders share a lot of similarities. They also have two major differences, which could give the Packers the edge this week.

Three Reasons the Green Bay Packers are Still Money

10/13/2015 - 7:00 am

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Posted in sports betting | 4 comments

Aaron Rodgers

Despite the loss of Jordy Nelson, the Green Bay Packers have remained favorites of oddsmakers and bettors alike. It’s easy to see why. Their three clear advantages.

Four Ways the Green Bay Packers Fail to Reach 12 Wins

09/12/2015 - 8:00 am

Posted in sports betting | 2 comments

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers over/under win total for 2015 is 11. There’s no way they don’t win at least 12 games this season, right? There are some scenarios.

Could the Packers Get Offensive in the First Round?

04/25/2015 - 9:00 am

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Posted in 2015 NFL Draft | 19 comments

Melvin Gordon

The NFL Draft is right around the corner and everyone assumes the Green Bay Packers will go defense in round one. GM Ted Thompson’s words seem to suggest otherwise.

And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…

03/29/2013 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Brad Childress, sports comedy | 3 comments

Brad Childress

After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.

Jenn Sterger Wants to Be a WWE Diva

03/22/2013 - 6:56 am

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Posted in broads | 2 comments

Jenn Sterger

That’s right. We’re going to dust off this broad again, but only because she participated in a WWE Diva training program. Brett Favre probably approves.

Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick

03/04/2013 - 2:54 pm

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Posted in Seattle Seahawks | 44 comments

Lance Easley

Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is crying out for your attention once again. Let’s indulge him for the good of humanity.

Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!

03/01/2013 - 7:00 am

Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 4 comments

Vikings new stadium

The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!

You'll Be Happy to Know Brett Favre is a Good Tipper

02/12/2013 - 12:14 pm

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Posted in Brett Favre | 21 comments

Brett Favre tip

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is a lot of things. A good tipper is among them, it seems. Here's what tipping habits tell us about Favre.

Nick Barnett Gets Cut By Another Team

02/11/2013 - 1:43 pm

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Posted in Nick Barnett | 4 comments

Nick Barnett

Former Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett is out of work again after getting cut by the awful Buffalo Bills. We’re pretty sad about the whole thing.

Best of Super Bowl XLVII

02/05/2013 - 1:30 pm

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Posted in Super Bowl | 1 comment

Ed Reed

Super Bowl XLVII pretty much sucked in the grand scheme of things, but there were some good moments. Here are the best of Super Bowl XLVII.

Here’s Where Packers Writers Crititicize Packers Fans

01/24/2013 - 3:30 pm

Posted in fans | 29 comments


Did you know? It’s not the Green Bay Packers fault they suck balls in the playoffs. It’s the fans’ fault. You’re not creating enough home-field advantage or making enough tackles!

Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This

01/09/2013 - 4:21 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings, San Francisco 49ers | 21 comments

Randy Moss moon

Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he’s now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always will be a turd. Here’s one of his finest Minnesota Vikings moments.

Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone

01/07/2013 - 3:37 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 36 comments

Christian Ponder's arm

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.

Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept

09/16/2009 - 1:00 pm

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Posted in sports comedy, Top 10 List | 3 comments

top 10

It’s our first (and who knows, maybe last) Green Bay Packers’ Top 10 List – Top 10 Green Bay Packers’ Stats We Wished They Kept. 10. Times Aaron Rodgers has been asked about Brett Favre. 9. Games in which Mike McCarthy didn’t have a pen or pencil stuck in his hat. 8. Messages Reggie White received […]

What Brett Favre Told Packers Fans

09/12/2009 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre, fans | 9 comments

From where I stand there is one big thing missing from this ridiculous Brett Favre saga – an acceptable message from him directly to Green Bay Packers’ fans. Doesn’t anyone think Favre owes Packers’ fans an explanation? Favre has enjoyed arguably the best career of any Packers’ player. Sure, he gave the Packers a lot, […]