Sarah is a writer and editor living in the Twin Cities, a lifelong Packers fan and an ardent supporter of all things anti-Vikings.

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Packers Hang On, Advance To Atlanta In Nail-Biter

01/09/2011 - 5:38 pm

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Posted in game analysis, Philadelphia Eagles | 47 comments

Aaron Rodgers

It came down to the wire again, but Tramon Williams came up big and the Packers held on to beat Philadelphia 21-16 in a game highlighted by missed field goals and the sudden appearance of a Green Bay running game. Michael Vick nearly led the Eagles back, marching his team down the field in less […]

NY Jets: The New Trash Of The NFL

12/27/2010 - 9:00 am

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Posted in New York Jets, Rex Ryan | 5 comments

Rex Ryan

Another week, another scandal involving Rex Ryan and the New York Jets. In what is becoming routine, the team went into damage control mode again after several foot-fetish videos surfaced online last week allegedly showing Ryan’s wife, Michelle, seductively modeling her feet in a variety of locations. According to ESPN, Ryan said the matter was […]

Someone Needs To Put Brett Favre And The Vikings Down

12/22/2010 - 10:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre, Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings | 4 comments

Brett Favre

Can someone send an S.O.S. to Minnesota Vikings coach Leslie Frazier and his staff? A telegraph of sorts on behalf of the grizzled grandpa himself, Brett Favre? Something like this: Leslie, Your old-ass quarterback has done broked himself again. Really bad, this time. He can’t think straight, and that robotic arm you implanted in him […]

Thank You, Matt Flynn

12/20/2010 - 11:02 am

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Posted in Matt Flynn | 12 comments

Matt Flynn is my new favorite Packer. The third-year quarterback more than held his own in his first start on the road against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots Sunday night.  He dominated the first half, not making a mistake until a pick-six early in the second half that was wideout James Jones’ fault, […]

It’s Official: Aaron Rodgers Out

12/18/2010 - 11:08 am

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Posted in Aaron Rodgers, injuries | 16 comments

Aaron Rodgers

After leaving the door open on Friday, the Packers made it official on Saturday that Aaron Rodgers will not be available to start Sunday night against the New England Patriots. Rodgers did not get the medical clearance he needed to resume play after sustaining his second concussion of the season last Sunday in the Packers’ […]

Vikings Stadium Bill – Why The New Options Won’t Work

05/03/2010 - 10:33 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 5 comments

A bipartisan group of state lawmakers on Monday unveiled the long-awaited bill that could free the Minnesota Vikings from the hell that is the Metrodome. As expected, the legislation outlines two ways to fund a $791 million new Vikings stadium. The first uses existing Minneapolis city taxes to build a new stadium on the site […]

Packer Punting Prospects Show Promise

05/03/2010 - 6:05 am

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Jeremy Kapinos

Let’s face it. There’s only one way to go when it comes to the Green Bay Packers’ punting game — and that’s up. The Packers dumped Jeremy Kapinos, the worst punter in the league, after he finished the 2009-10 season 18th in gross average (43.1), tied for 32nd in net average (34.1 ) and last […]

Concussions To Blame For Big Ben’s Slimy Behavior?

04/26/2010 - 4:00 pm

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Posted in Pittsburgh Steelers | 2 comments

I nearly spit out my coffee this morning when I read this article from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, questioning whether Ben Roethlisberger’s recent asinine behavior could have stemmed from too many knocks to the head. People who suffer repeated head injuries often exhibit signs of aggression, childishness, impaired self-control, inappropriate sexual activity and alcohol abuse, according […]

Stadium-Hungry Vikings Whore Out Jared Allen

04/23/2010 - 11:18 am

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The Minnesota Vikings are getting aggressive in their crusade for a new stadium. Team owner Zygi Wilf met privately Thursday with state lawmakers at St. Paul’s posh University Club to discuss possible stadium bills, while Jared Allen spent that evening being, well, Jared Allen. The defensive end/attention whore/douche bag has become something of a poster […]

A Third Roethlisberger Accuser?

04/16/2010 - 2:38 pm

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Things are going from bad to worse for scumbag Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. On Friday, ABC News reported a third woman has told police that Roethlisberger sexually accosted her while drunk, according to a police report. The new accusation comes as the National Football League considers disciplinary actions against the two-time Super Bowl champion. […]