The Green Bay Packers are at it again. They’ve placed Andrew Quarless on IR and brought up Robertson Daniel. He’s a cornerback, so that’s totally logical.
The Green Bay Packers’ season may as well be over. They have placed superstar tight end God’s Gifts on injured reserve, which pretty much ruins everything.
The Green Bay Packers finally drug Ty Montgomery out behind the barn and shot him, but it’s not all bad. Your No. 1 boy God’s Gifts is now back in action!
God’s Gifts would like to get back on the field pronto. So what’s wrong with you, Big Ted? Why don’t you cut some fool so Gifts can get back to shredding mofos?
Well, here’s an interesting photo of Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless. He appears to be grabbing his crotch. Maybe he just has to urinate?
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless received his punishment from the justice system today. Now we wait for the NFL to dole out theirs. Probation for Gifts.
It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for! The day the Green Bay Packers get Andrew Quarless back on the field. Welcome back, God’s Gifts! Now save the offense!
The Green Bay Packers may finally get tight end Andrew Quarless back on the field this week. This will be interesting to watch for a number of reasons.
Have you met Virginia Tech tight end Bucky Hodges? You should. He’s the only other person besides Andrew Quarless with God’s Gift tattooed on his arms.
Tight end Andrew Quarless is eligible to start practicing again this week. Maybe eventually he can relieve us all of Richard Rodgers. Here’s the timetable.
The Green Bay Packers are taking a gamble using their injured reserve, designated to return slot on Andrew Quarless. They better hope no one good gets injured.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless explained his absence from the start of training camp, on Monday. As expected, the news wasn’t good.
Tight end Andrew Quarless returned to the Green Bay Packers on Saturday. Quarless had been absent from training camp because of a family issue.
The Green Bay Packers opened training camp on Thursday and tight end Andrew Quarless was nowhere to be found. The Packers will only say it’s a family matter.
Andrew Quarless has a strong and profound message for everyone in the wake of his arrest for unlawfully discharging a firearm. Get ready to be blown away!
The Green Bay Packers are planning to hang onto tight end Andrew Quarless despite his arrest for discharging a firearm last weekend. We are overjoyed.
It’s right there in the police report. Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless tried to conceal himself with a plant. One of these plants right here.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless was arrested Saturday morning in Miami for firing a handgun after an altercation. Here’s the obligatory mugshot.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless has been having himself a nice offseason by most accounts. That is, right up until he got arrested Saturday morning.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless has spent the offseason saying and doing absurd things. However, those absurd things have caught Aaron Rodgers’ eye.