Matt Flynn Gets Cut, Gets Drunk

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Matt Flynn with the Jets

Well, not surprisingly, the New York Jets cut your boy Matt Flynn on Saturday.

Flynn was signed by the Jets after that turd Geno Smith had his jaw broken by one of his teammates. Flynn and Josh Johnson were competing with rookie Bryce Petty to backup Ryan Fitzpatrick. And it actually looked like Flynn had a shot at that job after a strong showing in the Jets’ game Thursday night.

But no. The Jets love to stockpile shitty quarterbacks, but not YOUR shitty quarterback.

Not to worry though. Flynn got a $60,000 signing bonus for the two weeks of work he put in with the Jets.

And after he got cut, he went and got drunk.

Atta boy!

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14 Comments on "Matt Flynn Gets Cut, Gets Drunk"

  1. Howard

    Ain’t thrown a pass since the night before last
    Been released by four teams and they can all kiss my ass.
    Have a Super Bowl ring and a bundle of cash.
    Hey bartender come down here
    I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. :)

  2. B Rad

    I don’t think Flynn would get drunk off of one bloody mary after spending so much of his career around Wisconsin drinking.

  3. flynn4ever

    Everybody wants to hate on him and idk why. That come back against dallas was one if the best packer memories I have.

    (But the guy has been cut by 3 other teams he must suck) Umm not necessarily. How good of a judge of qb talent do they have in oakland? Buffalo? Ny? Teams that only looked for a qb because their “starter” geno smith was out.

    Talk shit about flynn but retire #4 in honor of a guy who pops pills, sends dick picks while his wife has cancer, and played for the Vikings.

  4. BZ in LB

    That certainly looks like it could qualify as a Bloody Mary in the lovely state of Wisconsin, where we love our garnish just as much as we love our vodka….

  5. E. Wolf

    Consider how infinitely greater Rodgers is as a quarterback, then consider what a far better catch Flynn has in Lacey Minchew. One of those mysteries that may never be solved or explained.

  6. TyKo Steamboat

    No man has ever done better for himself than Matt Flynn did in a meaningless week 17 football game…

  7. Savage57

    Why is this news? I’d be doing the exact same thing, then switch to scotch, dust about a 12’er, and when I got back to Louisiana, wear out the little woman.

  8. MMTTDCSUCK

    Matt Flynn did some great things for Green Bay. A few of them were epic! I like the guy, and wish him well. And with all of that money he has garnered, I would say that he is off to a great start!

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