What better way to close out a Friday than with a Jay Cutler anecdote.
Because…
CUTTY!
In an interview with ESPN, our main man CUTTY! explained how tough it is understanding these darned kids and their new-fangled devices.
“It’s tough. It is tough,” Cutler said with a smile. “I think kids have changed a lot since whenever I came in in 2006. It’s a different animal. These kids with their phones. All the social media, everything they do. They were telling me that they play video games now and they have another screen where people watch them play video games. It’s like, I don’t understand that. They just watch you play the video game? They’re like, ‘Yeah, it’s awesome.’ I don’t know anything about this.”
I don’t know anything about this!
I think we could just make up a shirt and slap Jay Cutler’s face on it and those words right there. Because it really could apply to ANYTHING!
Hey, CUTTY!, what do you think the socio-economic impact of a higher minimum wage will be?
I don’t know anything about this.
Hey, CUTTY!, what’s the gross national product of China?
I don’t know anything about this.
Hey, CUTTY!, how do you feel about tossing five interceptions today?
I don’t know anything about this.
Hey, CUTTY!, you gonna throw another kid into that wife of yours or what?
I don’t know anything about this.
He could literally say no words other than those six for the rest of his life and no one would find it odd in the least.
And you know why.
Because he’s…
CUTTY!
The Cutster went on to share how he solved his problem being the old timer, though.
“You kind of have to get in their world a little bit and get to know them,” Cutler said. “If you’ve got to play a few video games with them while people watch them on the internet, that’s what you’ve got to do.”
That’s what you’ve got to do!
Because CUTTY! is a problem solver and a man of the people!