The annual league meetings are going on right now in Phoenix. Each year at these meetings, the league forces all of the head coaches to take a photo together.
It’s usually a whole bunch of awkward. This year is no exception.
First of all, the NFL coaching ranks are chalk full of diversity, as you can see right here. There must be at least three black guys in there. Three!
Alright, maybe there are a couple more minorities than three, but that might as well be a shot of a bunch of guys hanging out after a round of golf at a supper club in Door County.
At any rate, we’re here to talk about Mike McCarthy.
Buffoon.
He’s all business, baby!
McCarthy is fifth from the left, top row. Suited the hell up!
Even though he’s hanging around in Phoenix with a bunch of clowns who won’t be in this photo next year.
McCarthy is, in fact, in complete contrast with Chiefs coach Andy Reid, who is first on the left, bottom row.
Who wants to do lines off an escort’s ass while pounding shots of RumChata?
Andy Fuckin’ Reid, baby!
Also, speaking of all business. Big Ted obviously got the memo too.
This may haunt your dreams. I mean, can you imagine if creepy-ass Ted Thompson were standing this close to you?