Green Bay Packers receiver Davante Adams threw out this post of his ride yesterday. It was part of a photoshoot for some gearhead magazine, which is why the photo looks all Batman.
That is definitely a Porsche and if I had to bet, I’d bet it’s a Porsche Panamera.
MSRP on one of these manhood boosters is $78,100 and that’s for the bare-bones one. Not that any Porsche is really bare bones — even the cheapest one will make your penis appear two inches bigger.
The Panamera Turbo S Executive goes for over $200,000.
On top of that, I’ve never seen a green Porsche, which would suggest that’s a custom paint job.
Adams made $420,000 in 2014, but he also got a $1,180,656 signing bonus when he signed his rookie deal.
So, drop in the bucket!