Man, I love motherfuckin’ Charles Woodson.
I would not trade one Charles Woodson for five Morgan Burnetts. Unfortunately, Big Ted would and so we do not get to enjoy Charles Woodson fucking dudes up in Green Bay anymore.
Big Ted banished Charles to Oakland because Big Ted thought Charles could no longer play. Well, Big Ted was wrong.
Not only has Chuck played the past two seasons in that NFL prison camp, he’s played well. So well that the Raiders just re-signed him to play an 18th season.
Because Charles Woodson WILL NEVER DIE, Ted!
You will. You’ll be worm food and Charles will be taking a dump on your grave just to fertilize your goddam plot. Because Chuck is just a swell guy like that.
Yeah, seriously. Chuck will be 39 in October. He gives no shits.
At 38, Chuck just went out and had 113 tackles and four picks. That’s one more pick than any guy on the Green Bay Packers roster.
Old! Washed up! No good!
Hall of Fame CB Willie Brown signs Charles Woodson back for the 2015 season. pic.twitter.com/ftSYORz6y2
— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) January 26, 2015