Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves

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Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

Ah, the Chicago Bears. Maybe they shouldn’t be planning that championship parade just yet.

On Monday, tight end Martellus Bennett caught a pass and was knocked down by cornerback Kyle Fuller, who was clearly trying to strip the ball. Then Bennett got up and violently slammed Fuller to the ground by his neck.

Kind of reminds me of the time Green Bay Packers legend and all-time great Charles Martin slammed a certain Funky QB to the ground. Of course, that slam achieved its intended purpose.

Bennett’s was completely idiotic because 1. that guy is your teammate, and 2. that guy is a first-round draft pick chosen to be one of the saviors of that embarrassment of a defense.

So basically, the Bears can’t even execute a cheap shot appropriately. Too stupid, we suspect.

Check it out.

Today, the Bears announced that Bennett has been fined and suspended for an undetermined amount of time for conduct detrimental to the team. Yes, he was suspended by the Bears, not the league.

It’s good to see that AIDs patient Marc Trestman has everything under control down there in Bourbonnais. 

Assholes.

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8 Comments on "Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves"

  1. Charlie Martin

    This chicago bears fucking suck. And for everyone who fails to understand that: kiss my fucking ass.

  2. Chad Lundberg

    Gotta give cred to the Bears for actually taking disciplinary action. That being said, fuck the Bears. I only wish Jermichael Finley would have done this so that he would be gone once and for all, if he isn’t already.

  3. 13time1265

    I think this video would be better if everyone on the bears was beating the living shit out of each other! Fight Fight Fight!

  4. 13time1265

    I think this video would be better if everyone on the bears was beating the living shit out of each other! Fight Fight Fight!

  5. Howard

    Good call 13 not sure you could even call that a fight. It looks like wrestling. Good news is the suspension and fine to the so called ” black unicorn” (Bennett’s words not mine) will probably not go over well with the veterans. ill will and discontent is brewing.

  6. Tucson Packer

    Im just surprised no one on the field had a weapon,

    I mean, im sure there were plenty of weapons on those players, that’s just the “caliber” of people you expect to wear those colors.

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