Eddie Lacy Sports Illustrated

Eaaaaaaaaaaasy. Eddie Lacy is gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Aug. 4 issue because it’s fantasy football season and this guy is going to be a fantasy football stud. At least everyone presumes he will be.

On another note, they still make magazines?

I used to be in magazine publishing and, well, that industry was dying when I left five years ago. Apparently, it’s one of those long, slow deaths. The kind that involves a lot of flopping around on the floor and, probably, foaming at the mouth.

And speaking of fantasy football, we’ve been toying with the idea of creating a Total Packers fantasy football league. It would, of course, involve money changing hands because only pussies gamble for bragging rights.

Anyone interested in this should email me.