Mark Murphy is Sure Everyone will Embrace Brett Favre

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Brett Favre

Brett Favre

You know that saying, what would Jesus do? Well, in Mark Murphy’s eyes, Mark Murphy is Jesus. And Jesus would embrace Brett Favre when he returns to Green Bay.

Old Ginger Gap Tooth set the stage for the Triumphant Return of Lord Favre today after the circle jerk that is known as the Green Bay Packers shareholder’s meeting.

There have been reports that The Lord is afraid of getting booed upon his return to Lambeau, although The Lord denies that he or The Ego would be hurt by such a thing. You know and I know there are going to be some people who boo Lord Favre and there’s nothing anyone can do about that.

Because that’s what happens when you are the type of lowly piece of shit who goes to play for the Vikings in order to spite the Packers. Some people will remain angry at you and they have every right to feel however they want to about that.

But Jesus lives in another world. A world where bygones are bygones, the other cheek is turned and time heals all wounds.

“I’m very hopeful that when he does come back that he will be fully, fully supported by our fans,” Murphy said. “I’m confident in that. In terms of when he would come back, we’ve had ongoing discussions with him, very good relations. We are talking about bringing him back for a game this year. We had discussions last year about bringing him back for a game; those were not fruitful, but we’re hopeful we can get him back for a game this year.”

You better not just support Lord Favre. You better not just support him fully. That’s not good enough.

You must support The Great Brett Favre fully, fully. That’s full support and then another full dose of support on top of the first one, in case you were wondering what the hell that meant.

So, clearly The Lord will return sometime this year. GGT is sure no one will boo him at all. That they will support him fully, twice over.

At least, that’s what he’s telling you that he expects.

Frankly, we think he’s as disconnected from the fan base as Favre.

Have most people forgiven the treachery? Probably. Some haven’t. Some never will. And you know what? It’s their right to treat Favre however the hell they see fit when he returns to Lambeau Field.

They are, after all, the ones who put the money in these two clowns’ pockets.

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12 Comments on "Mark Murphy is Sure Everyone will Embrace Brett Favre"

  1. Howard

    I think I will beat Wolf; however Wolf probably has no comment on this subject. Did anyone hold up a Total Packers sign?

  2. RelampagoBlanco

    Wolf, your thoughts on the matter? Blah blah, razors edge. Blah blah staring down the barrel of a gun. Blah blah blah.. Unnecessary words from a thesaurus. About right?

    • E. Wolf

      Hey you piece of shit, consider that I actually have a classical education, and do not need a thesaurus.
      I actually like that you and a few others are preoccupied with me so. It means that my words have struck a chord. YAY FOR ME!

      • Archer

        Wolf jerks himself off while looking in the mirror…just sayin’. Classical education from Fox Valley Tech, right?

    • Cheese

      Hahaha. You forgot that it has to be about five paragraphs long and contain blah blah hatred hatred, blah blah metaphysical certitude.

      Classical education, is that like classical rock? I bet Favre listens to classical rock. You two could jam out together.

  3. John

    Of course Mark is correct. All true Packer fans will welcome Favre. He brought us up out the 29 year drought

  4. Kristofer

    I recognize what favre did and didn’t do in his time in green bay and I know he played elsewhere for a few seasons. Im not going to boo favre at his return to Lambeth cuz im not a little girl who can’t get over things that happened years ago. Time to let it go guys, especially you wolf.

    p.s. wolf, ur last comment was surprisingly short, did your feelings get hurt? :.. (

  5. DD

    Even the people who live in that shithole town underestimate the desperation in the lives their unemployed illiterate morbidly obese fan base. These people literally have nothing else to live for. They’ve even forced themselves to go into denial that their starting QB enjoys inserting engorged penises into his butt. We should feel sorry for them.

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