Kelly Hall

If I need to tell you who Kelly Hall is at this juncture then you probably have no business reading this post to begin with. But I will humor you nonetheless. Here’s a synopsis.

She’s engaged to Butterball. She has fake tits. She enjoys doing keg stands.

And those are the pertinent details.

Every year around this time, there is something that surfaces of Kelly Hall (and usually Butterball himself) at some rager of a party. Like the kind of parties you went to when you were in college. The kind of party you probably wouldn’t be caught dead at today. The kind of party where all kinds of bad decisions are made.

So, here’s Kelly Hall doing the worm because… class.

Just realized it was thursday.. tbt to the #7thannualHALLfourthofjuly .. #itsaHALLthing @hallla_10

A video posted by Kelly Stafford (@kbstafford89) on

She probably would have been fun back when I lived on 813 Scott Ave. in Oshkosh.

(these guys)