Green Bay Packers high heels

Nothing says, “I’m a lady” like a pair of high heels adorned with an NFL team’s logo. Well, maybe that’s not entirely true, but here’s a pair of Green Bay Packers high heels anyway.

You should run out and buy these for your broad right now! Because nothing says “I love you almost as much as I love me” than buying her a pair of shoes with your favorite football team’s logo on it.

Unfortunately, I have some bad news. I’m pretty sure you can’t buy these shoes anymore.

The long arm of the Green Bay Packers has most likely eliminated any chance you have of doing that. As best we can tell, they were being sold by someone on Etsy and now they aren’t anymore. You can still get a pair of Winnipeg Blue Bombers heels though.

You know how this works. The Green Bay Packers look for any sort of trademark infringement, i.e. people selling shit with their logo on that the Packers are not getting a piece of, send out their dogs and then kill and devour that person.

If this person thought they could fly under the radar, well, they were wrong. That’s all the Packers’ lawyers do all day. Threaten to sue people.

Sending out a non-stop barrage of cease and desist letters must be a very rewarding career. Maybe I should have been a lawyer…

Anyway, I don’t think I need my broad wearing a pair of Packers high heels. If she humors me with a hat or a shirt once in a while, that’s sufficient.