Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

As you probably already know, the Chicago Bears are winning the Super Bowl this year. Ask any Bears fans.

Also, go ahead and ask the coaching staff. Coach Marc Trestman, who’s going to die from AIDs at any moment now, has already planned out the team’s year, including their championship parade.

So says one Jay Cutler.


“Everything is planned out,” Cutler said. “The parade is planned out, the bus rides are planned out. He’s probably designing the rings by now.”

By the sound of it, Trestman did something similar last year. And we all know how that turned out.

Aaron Rodgers to Randall Cobb


The Chicago Bears.