Aaron Rodgers vs. Washington

We’ve got some odds for the 2014 NFL MVP, courtesy of Bovada. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers comes in at 15/2, which puts him third on the list.

How the 11th-best player in the NFL has the third-best MVP odds, we’ll never know!

Ahead of Rodgers are Peyton Manning at 3/1 and Drew Brees at 11/2. Just after Rodgers are Tom Brady at 9/1 and Dandy Luck at 16/1.

Then the clown show begins.

Who’s that with those giant floppy red shoes on piled into that car that’s five times too small for them? Why, it’s Jay Cutler and Matthew Stafford!

Seriously, those two fucking jokers are tied for the sixth-best MVP odds at 20/1.

If I were you, I’d go lay a nice 100 spot on Rodgers. You can find the full list and odds here.