Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII

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Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

Yesterday, Super Bowl LII was awarded to Minneapolis. For some reason, NFL Network broadcasted the announcement live.

They had the Minnesota “war room” and the one in New Orleans on the screen at the same time. Kind of like when they show all the nominees on the screen at the Oscars before they announce who wins. Then we can briefly see all the losers express their disappointment, while the winner fakes surprise.

And let’s face it, this is just like the Oscars. And it’s the only thing Minnesota will ever win, so NFL Network was right to give them their one and only moment in the sun ever.

What’s that saying about the sun and a dog’s ass?

Anyway, as you might expect, there were just a bunch of white, rich, old farts sitting around in these rooms (minus a token black guy or two). People who don’t know how to celebrate.

But celebrate they did.

Like a bunch of fools. Fools who, despite being on this earth for 80-odd years, still haven’t learned how to high five.

It’s like a video postcard of Minnesota awesome!

By the way, here was their pitch video.

It’s… BOLD!

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

9 Comments on "Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII"

  1. Shawn Iltarion

    Chitown just beat me to it.

    This will make it easy for Packer fans to make the Super Bowl. Of course, we still have to afford the $1000 ticket.

  2. Deepsky

    The Youtube version of this had the local news in Minneapolis reporting that these clowns played “We are the Champions” after the announcement. Uhm. no you aren’t.

  3. Thats the only way those purple shitfucks will ever get to see a Lombardi Trophy up close..well unless..they go to the Green Bay Packers Hall Of Fame..but..who wants those ignorant disrespectful sheep fuckers here anyway?

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