That’s what the scouting report says on the newest member of the Green Bay Packers, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. Rangy, sure tackler, clairvoyant.
That must come in really handy. Probably a real cool party trick, too.
Two weeks ago our man Ha Ha was sitting around his dorm room or what have you, when he felt compelled to put on a Green Bay Packers shirt and Instagram himself.
Because he knew he was getting drafted by the Packers!
At least that’s how we’re telling it.
He apparently got the shirt from one Ed Lacy, who was a teammate prior to last season. So you could say Easy Ed had something to do with this whole bout of good fortune as well.
And, since we have duly noted the 2Pac posted on Ha Ha’s wall, that gives us a fine excuse to whip this out.