Fun with Brett Favre: Please Caption This

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Brett Favre, Mark Chmura, Frank Winters

Brett Favre, Mark Chmura, Frank Winters

You know we love to take old Brett Favre photos and have you caption them. Yesterday, Sports Illustrated unearthed this gem.

Not only do you get Favre, but you also get Mark Chmura and Frank Winters. Just a bunch a good ole boys lovin’ life! Or maybe never meanin’ no harm.

Whatever.

It’s The Gunslinger, Stinky and Old Bag ‘O Donuts!

Old Bag ‘O Donuts doesn’t like when you call him Old Bag ‘O Donuts. A friend and I learned that one time when we managed to get into the player’s area after a preseason game in Phoenix. He’ll flip you right the hell off!

Anyway, caption this bad boy and we’ll probably pull out the best captions and send those people some Green Bay Packers swag that we happen to have laying around. You’ll also have the added bonus of possibly being labeled a funny motherfucker by us. So, pride.

Hell yeah!

Leave us your whimsical stylings in the comments.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

33 Comments on "Fun with Brett Favre: Please Caption This"

  1. Carl with a "C"

    Hurry up Brett!!! Frankie says coast is clear. Reel in that boat full of tweenies cause I got the net and I can’t stop strokin it!

  2. Patrick

    “If you’ve got a big thirst, and you’re gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt’s Gay.”

  3. B Rad

    I bet if we sexually harass some young women people won’t realize to how much we love doing each other.

  4. DJ

    Chewie, man the net! Frankie…pray! We’re only one fish away & I got a bite! I’m gonna forgo reeling it in and wing it onto shore & I have no fucking idea where its going! God, I love this…I’m never retiring!

  5. 1265LombardiAve

    Brett: “Look at the mouth on that one!”

    Mark: “Golly gosh, you know what we could do with that fish!”

    Frank: “Get me out of here…”

  6. Brad

    “It was just ‘bout that time Roscoe P. Coltrain’s undies got all up in a bunch. He knew them ‘ol boys were up to no good. And he had to go see it for himself.” (Cue Roscoe yucking it up with his dog Flash.)

  7. the real russ letlow

    BF: “Chewy, take my fishing pole, I’m done fishing. No, wait, I’m gonna fish a little more. No, wait, one more fish and then I’m done. No wait, maybe two fish. No, wait, I don’t have enough left in me for two fish. I’m done now. I’m gonna quit fishing, I’ve had enough. No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I think I can still fish for at least one more big one. Hey, wait a minute, Bevel just called, he wants me to go fishing with him & Chilly at his pond! I’m gonna stick it to these fish and go hook me some over there!”

    MC: “Throw me one man, I got the net, a hot tub and I’m open!”

    FW: “Man, I love to fish…..”

    the fish: “what the hell did we ever do to him? GPS Bert!”

  8. 1265LombardiAve

    Brett – “If I hadn’t thrown that pick last week, we’d be practicing now… I told you guys I’d come through for you, so we’d be able to take this fishing trip.”

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