Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

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Brandon Marshall on The View

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears gave receiver Brandon Marshall a new contract today and of course Brandon Marshall had to sign that contract in the only place that makes any sense — on The View.

Yeah, that’s one of those shows that your wife watches while she’s home cleaning your house, doing your laundry and preparing your meals during the day.

A chick show. A chick with no job show, to be more specific.

And you know broads with no jobs love them some Brandon Marshall!

So obviously, this was perfect.

Look at Brandon there in his fancy purple blazer. Just one of the girls!

Oh, the Bears gave him three more years and $30 million. Of that, $23 million is guaranteed. That is in addition to the $10 million he was already scheduled to make this season.

Unlike most Bears, who are scumbags, Marshall actually turned around and did something good with that money. He pledged $1 million to the mental health community.

Marshall has borderline personality disorder. In other words, he’s fucking crazy.

And that was on full display today.

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15 Comments on "Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show"

  1. K.L.

    Funny that all the women seem to like him, especially considering his track record as a girlfriend-beater.

  2. Tucson Packer

    I like how the “lady” on the right actually thinks her hair looks good like that.

    It doesn’t work for poodles
    It doesn’t work for the top of your head.

  3. Tucson Packer

    And another thing;
    I guess a vast majority of Bear fans watch the view. Is anybody really surprised?

  4. MGP

    Well, if he really pledged $1 million to the mental health community, the man deserves some credit…

    Even a bears player…

  5. The Big Cheese

    Bad news for the Pack – now we have to try to defend the Bears top receivers for the next 3 years , you have to give Marshall credit for giving back to a good cause – (what has Rogers ever given?)

  6. C.C.

    Brandon Marshall was on First Take today calling Stephen A. Smith a diva for being in a commercial, meanwhile coming up next on The View..

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