2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

You would be right if you noted that the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has nothing to do with the Green Bay Packers or even football for that matter. Well, I really don’t care.

Sports Illustrated sent this over to me yesterday and, well, I felt like I had to share it. Because, you know, look at it.

It is glorious.

Glorious in every way. The cover girls are Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen. This year marks the 50th anniversary of SI’s swimsuit issue. Although it has nothing to do with sports and is really just ultra softcore porn and a money grab by SI, we’re not going to begrudge them for that.

The swimsuit issue has given us great things like Kate Upton, Stephanie Seymour and my personal, all-time favorite, Elle Macpherson.

So go on with your bad self, swimsuit issue!