Aaron Rodgers Was on the Cover of The Globe

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Aaron Rodgers on The Globe

Aaron Rodgers on The Globe

Well, you know you’re pretty famous when they bother to write some crap about you in one of those stupid supermarket tabloids. That’s where Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has found himself.

You know, because someone speculated that he might be gay. And that’s good enough for a story in The Globe!

Betrayed by hunk! Gay scandal! Wooooooooooooo!

First of all, I wouldn’t really call the dude Rodgers is reputedly gay with a hunk. Second of all, I didn’t know it was a scandal to be gay.

And never mind that Rodgers says he likes women and has dated a number of hot ones.

These are just semantics. Totally not important here.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

9 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers Was on the Cover of The Globe"

  1. Packin Smithy

    I miss when those magazines talked about Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and President Bush hanging out with aliens.

    • DD

      The link above about the facebook status was from thefamedriven, which this site linked to in the original “story”. I agree it’s stupid, but even if Rodgers sucks dong or not, the whole thing is odd.

  2. nurseratchett@work

    Notice the only Sports talking head who talked about this story after the Bare’s fan made it up was Cowherd….is DD actually Cowherd in disguise?????

  3. Phatgzus

    Can’t be, Cowherd’s actually achieved something (no matter how trivial) in his life. My vote’s for Skip Bayless.

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