Let’s All Revel in the Detroit Lions’ Misery

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Justin Tucker's kick sealed the Detroit Lions fate

Justin Tucker's kick sealed the Detroit Lions fate

The Detroit Lions are the Detroit Lions. Thus, they do things like they did on Monday night — piss away the NFC North lead with a last-second loss at home to the Baltimore Ravens.

Currently, the Chicago Bears lead the division, but the Green Bay Packers are just a half game back. The Packers will take the division if they win their final two games because their last game is at Chicago.

In order for the Lions to win it, they’ll need each team to lose once and they’ll need to win out.

So, good luck with that!

Now, how about some reaction from the Twitterverse?

And… I think it’s time to roll out the Denny Green clip.

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28 Comments on "Let’s All Revel in the Detroit Lions’ Misery"

    • PF4L

      #5 written by Phatgzus
      12/15/2013 – 9:53 pm

      Have no pony in this special horse race, just not sure how the mantra “No Rodgers, no chance” is representative of/fosters a different attitude.

      Listen rockhead, and listen close.

      Me saying “No Rodgers, No chance”. Was not me giving up on the season 6 weeks ago like what your reach around buddy E. Wolf did. You trying to draw a parallel with that, compared to E. Wolfs meltdown of giving up the season 6 weeks ago is weak and pathetic.

      You are a special kind of moron phatgzus..

      The “No Rodgers” No chance” mantra, was borrowed, you know that, and I concurred. It was used after the Lions game. Did you watch that game? Did you watch the 1st half of the Dallas game? I got news for you, no one disagreed with that mantra. Kudos to Flynn and his 2nd half performance. But i stand by what I said to the end of the season if Rodgers doesn’t play, No Rodgers, No chance”. Unlike E Wolf, I own what I say.

      You can spin it however you want to, and it’s a absolute metaphysical Certitude you’ll try. But not unlike E Wolfs attempt to get back on the Packers bandwagon, I’m not buying it.

          • PF4L

            I’m always good to go cheese. I’m a Packer fan. I think Rodgers is starting Sunday. The only way my smile would turn upside down, is if the defense shits the bed in these last 2 games. No one here is capable of bringing me down.

            PEACE :)

      • Phatgzus

        Gee that’s relevant to this discussion, PF. Been working on that for a few days now have ya? Glad you squeezed that out of your system.
        I didn’t draw any parallels just made an inquiry.
        Not a single bit of that comment refutes the claim you assert I posited; just more Newspeak, argumenta ad hominem, and preemptory strikes. Entertaining in its lunacy at least.

        Good day to you, sir.

  1. cd4packers

    Ha! I love that Denny Green Clip. The Lions never fail to do exactly what we expect them to do. We can always count on them. Thanks Kitty cats. :)

  2. Nacho dan

    I said it both Detroit and Chicago will have turds in there bed soon enough. Detroit got there’s Chicagos next.

  3. E. Wolf

    Someone put on meowmix for the Lions. The look on Schwartz’s face is priceless. In the tradition of the Keep Millen sign at Lambeau, let’s all rally for the Lions to “Keep Schwartz.”

  4. therealChuckywasCecil

    On Sunday I was watching the game at home (Austin, Tx.) a friend, Cowboy fan, texts me at halftime “Just watch, GB 27, Dal 26” I laugh it off. After the game he says, I know my Cowboys, only off by 10 points.

    On Monday night as I watched the Lions, a buddy of mine from Michigan calls earlt in the 4th quarter and says “they’ll score a TD and lose by a FG” Again I laugh it off. After the game he says “you have to watch a lot of Lion football to know these things.

    I’m looking for a Steeler fan for a friend right now.

  5. rebelgb

    Thats what happens when you have ZERO class. It starts at Schwartz and trickles down to the degenerates who play for him.

    What do you expect for a city over run by monkeys who kill each other wholesale.

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  7. park

    Am I the only one that thinks Flynn should finish out the last two games? Give Rodgers longer to heal. Flynn is getting better every game and I’m excited to see him beat Pitt and show the bears we can win without Rodgers.

  8. park

    Yeah he did. Every game Flynn looks like he’s getting in synch with the receivers and all defenses are clearly under estimateing him. I’m just saying he could at least start against Pitt which is a shitty defense and a poor offense.

  9. PF4L

    Well, if you call the Steelers defense shitty, i’d be curious how you’d describe the Falcon’s, Cowboys, and Packer defense.

  10. IntimidatingCheese

    He won against two of the worst defenses in the league. Why would you sit Rodgers during playoffs if were in them! We’ve seen that Flynn can step in and beat/tied some bad teams with Flynn anyone we played that was good beat us. So why do you think Flynn can handle playoff defenses. We turned into the 2012 NY Jets when Rodgers went down. So what do we do… Trade Rodgers and put together a great team… Or get rid of Flynn and keep our one man team. I say keep Rodgers till the season is done then get rid of him like Herschel walker

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