Josh Sitton Wants to Go Out in a Zombie Apocalypse

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Josh Sitton

Josh Sitton

I don’t watch or listen to Jim Rome very often, but I am told Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton was on the program today. What did they talk about?

The big win in Dallas? Well, a little bit. What a solid season Sitton is having? Not really.

No, they talked about zombies. Because Sitton wants to go out in a zombie apocalypse, which he thinks he’s well-equipped to survive for a while.

Apparently, Sitton and fellow offensive lineman Greg Van Roten have debates about who would survive longer.

“He’s not a survivor,” Sitton said of Van Roten. “He’s a Yankee boy from up there in New York. He doesn’t know how to live on the land. I’ve been hunting for a long time. I know how to use a gun and clean an animal. He’s smart, I’ll give him that. He’s got me in that department, but I’m going to outlive him for sure. And he’s way worse of an athlete than me.”

Then Sitton went on to lay out his survival plan.

“You get to cold weather,” Sitton said. “Zombies definitely don’t like cold weather and you already have a plan in place, people you trust that you have to be around. Then you have lots of weapons and you try to fortify yourself in a big place with a big old fence. Then you try to just rock on and kill lots of zombies. That’s honestly I hope how I go out someday, in a zombie apocalypse.”

I don’t even know where to go with this.

Rome, always asking the tough, probing questions.

(Via)

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

10 Comments on "Josh Sitton Wants to Go Out in a Zombie Apocalypse"

  1. Tucson Packer

    I honestly wouldn’t mind this situation either.
    Not to be a buzz kill but my family and I are already prepared for a “disaster” man made or not.

    Look at history, eventually something is going to happen.
    Rather have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

    Oh, anybody hear about Mike Tomlin hating on Eddie Lacy? Sounds like somebody is still a little sore about XLV

    • Savage57

      As long as a certain offensive lineman can keep his fucking pie hole shut about the Steelers D, let him talk all the crazy shit he wants. We all know how well that worked out for him the last time he started talking shit about the opponents.

      The only zombies Sitton wants to mix it up with are the ones that are about the size of a NFL DB. Anyone besides me ever notice that’s all he ever man’s up against?

    • Phatgzus

      Better safe than sorry my ma always says.

      Really? Ya got any links? C’mon man (@Tomlin). He’s just mad they took Bell instead of Lacy.

  2. Deepsky

    Considering Americans eat about 81 billion pounds of meat in a year and there are about 2 billion pounds of deer meat available in the entire population of deer in the United States, that “living off the land” isn’t going to last very long.

    • Savage57

      Fuck the PITA pussies, let em eat lawn mower clippings. If they ever had to get their hands bloody to eat the meat they stuff in their fucking whiny maws, maybe someone would give two shits about anything they had to say.

      Fucking slits.

    • Phatgzus

      Except the vast majority of those mouths will be zombies and they only eat human flesh, plus living off of the land doesn’t necessitate a diet of meat (e.g. berries, nuts, roots, sap, etc.).

      Dude, have you never seen a zombie movie?

  3. Phatgzus

    Right there with ya Sitton, a bomb shelter, weapons, non-perishables, and a rockin’ playlist and you’re set, let the fun begin. Fuck meteors or supervolcanoes, zombies are def the way to go.

  4. FITZCORE1252

    Sitton is a regular on Rome… He loves him some Sitton.

    Montevious, I like the look of the new mobile site. Kudos, bruh.

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