Josh Sitton Wants to Go Out in a Zombie Apocalypse
I don’t watch or listen to Jim Rome very often, but I am told Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton was on the program today. What did they talk about?
The big win in Dallas? Well, a little bit. What a solid season Sitton is having? Not really.
No, they talked about zombies. Because Sitton wants to go out in a zombie apocalypse, which he thinks he’s well-equipped to survive for a while.
Apparently, Sitton and fellow offensive lineman Greg Van Roten have debates about who would survive longer.
“He’s not a survivor,” Sitton said of Van Roten. “He’s a Yankee boy from up there in New York. He doesn’t know how to live on the land. I’ve been hunting for a long time. I know how to use a gun and clean an animal. He’s smart, I’ll give him that. He’s got me in that department, but I’m going to outlive him for sure. And he’s way worse of an athlete than me.”
Then Sitton went on to lay out his survival plan.
“You get to cold weather,” Sitton said. “Zombies definitely don’t like cold weather and you already have a plan in place, people you trust that you have to be around. Then you have lots of weapons and you try to fortify yourself in a big place with a big old fence. Then you try to just rock on and kill lots of zombies. That’s honestly I hope how I go out someday, in a zombie apocalypse.”
I don’t even know where to go with this.
Rome, always asking the tough, probing questions.
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