Seneca Wallace is Uncle Rico

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Seneca Wallace

Seneca Wallace

So the Green Bay Packers will start Seneca Wallace at quarterback this week against the Philadelphia Eagles. And after his performance against the Chicago Bears, you probably don’t have a lot of confidence.

Well, now you can have even less. Because Seneca Wallace throws the football like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

Here’s the proof.

(Via Eli Bretl)

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

24 Comments on "Seneca Wallace is Uncle Rico"

  1. TyKo Steamboat

    If Uncle Rico’s coach just would have put him in…They would’ve taken State, he would’ve gone pro…

    I’ll bet uncle Rico could throw a football over them mountains over there.

  2. nurseratchett@work

    Holy crap….just peed my pants….AT WORK!!! Have to laugh to keep from crying….

    GO PACK GO!!!!

  3. Deepsky

    If Seneca Wallace loses 3 times in however many ganes he plays, the season is over. It’s that simple.

    • E. Wolf

      David J of Bauhaus and Love and Rockets did a song called “Party’s Over.” I looked for full audio but could not find it. Find it if you can.
      The last line: THE PARTY’S OVER–IT”S ALL OVER, MY FRIENDS.

      • Abe Frohman

        He was also in the Jazz Butcher for a while. THAT is a funny band – esp when Max Eider was on guitar

  4. E. Wolf

    HARDY HARDY HAR. Laugh it up fellows. Run your finger in the air, right round like a record. Why don’t you break out the booze and women and start partying. It is only something as bad or worse than a heartcrushing breakup or a pet or even a loved one dying–not just for me but undoubtedly for tens of thousands of the most passionate among us.
    I fail to see the humor.

  5. Rodgers

    All we need is to beat Minnesota and we still have a great chance at a wildcard or maybe even the division.

    If Rodgers can get back for the Atlanta game, I have no problem seeing us winning out against the Falcons, Cowgirls, Steelers, and Bears.

    Wolf, you sound like the world’s biggest vagina. The second the going gets tough you bitch like a little girl.

    Show some support for your team and have a little faith!

  6. Nacho Libre

    RODGERS WILL BE OUT 4-6 WEEKS ACCORDING TO RAPOPORT. HIS RETURN MIGHT BE THE DAY GB PLAYS ATL. I THINK OUR PLAYOFF HOPES ARE DIMINISHED.

  7. E13

    Let’s keep in mind that Uncle Rio picked up a hunk of meat without looking and whipped it about 20 yards at a moving target and hit Napoleon in the kisser. If Seneca can do half of that with a football and be successful, then…hell yeah. Let’s rock n roll with Uncle Seneca.

  8. Me

    I dont care if flynns arm is severed at the elbow, there is no possible way hes not better than wallace, and with uncle rico slinging the rock back there they will just stack the box and completely stuff lacy

    • Abe Frohman

      The Matt Flynn from 2013 is not the same guy that played for us in 2011. Just look at some of his tape. in a word: fugly.

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