[tps_title]1. Brett Favre[/tps_title]
The Gunslinger! Slingin’ guns! Like a kid out there! Just havin’ fun!
And stickin’ it to the Green Bay Packers because he’s a petty child!
Does this really need any explanation? I really don’t think so.
Brett Favre played 16 seasons with the Packers, won three MVPs, set all the NFL passing records. Then the Packers wanted to play Aaron Rodgers after Favre “retired” and Favre made a scene. The Packers traded him to the Jets and then he “retired” again.
But wait! Maybe I didn’t really want to retire!
That forced the Jets to release Favre (after they had drafted Mark Sanchez) and left him free to sign with any team. So of course he chose the unholiest franchise on the face of the earth.
During his first season with the Vikings (2009), he almost led those shitbags to the Super Bowl. Of course, he pulled his usual playoff heroics by chucking an interception in the NFC Championship game that allowed the Saints to win that game.
In 2010, he appropriately went out like a sad, battered old man.
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